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-- Words of the Wise --
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Mike G: I'm sick of that Prolixis advertisement on HTZ-FM all the time...."Be THICKER and WIDER! Size DOES matter to women!"
Robin: I understand that is a problem for you then?
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- May - 2026: Club Belvedere, Thorold
- April - 2026: The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
- April - 2026: Chip n Charlies, Niagara Falls
- February - 2026: Chuck’s Roadhouse, St. Catharines
- November - 2025: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- July - 2025: Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
- May - 2025: Sideline Social Kitchen & Bar, St. Catharines
- November - 2024: Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery, Niagara Falls
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| August 20th, 2026 | Mike Ockiner-Mouth | Manhatten’s | Scott & Vine | Wherever Tickles Your Titties | | September 3rd, 2026 | Derek J | Derek’s Patio | Dorchester & Jubillee | Probably on Jubilee | | September 17th, 2026 | 30th Anniversary!!! | Bugsys of Course | Lake & Lakeshore | Mucho Bueno |
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
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Mike B: I’m not saying John’s gay or anything, he just likes to eat Snickers bars upside down so he can feel the veins on his tongue.
MikeB: The colon is the gateway to the soul.
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
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