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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-- Dave Barry --
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
Introducing BHON AI
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Ladies and gentlemen, after many months of development, we are pleased to announce the release of BHON AI version 0.69! Since companies all over the world are busy investing in AI technology, we figured why not jump on the bandwagon and try to make some money on one of our own! Finally, we are ready to present it to the world!
The BHON AI is based on a complex new natural language engine known as the "Cognitive Unified Neural Toolkit" or C.U.N.T. One of the main benefits of C.U.N.T. over competing platforms such as OpenAI and ChatGPT are the significantly lower memory requirements due to our streamlined neural model. It has been trained exclusively by Mike G to eliminate redundancy in its output.
Initial implementations of C.U.N.T. have not been without glitches though. Some say C.U.N.T. can be problematic unless handled appropriately. Sometimes C.U.N.T. can be unpredictable and we cannot quite put our finger on it. Inserting queries into C.U.N.T. are encouraged and we welcome your feedback. Please be aware we are still in our testing phase and your results may vary. Use advice given by C.U.N.T. at your own risk!
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Enter your question here:
Drunk Guy on Cellphone: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? FUCKIN’ BITCH, SELLIN’ ALL MUH SHIT! Mike B: Oh look, it’s the mayor of Allanburg!
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- May - 2026: Club Belvedere, Thorold
- April - 2026: The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
- April - 2026: Chip n Charlies, Niagara Falls
- February - 2026: Chuck’s Roadhouse, St. Catharines
- November - 2025: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- July - 2025: Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
- May - 2025: Sideline Social Kitchen & Bar, St. Catharines
- November - 2024: Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery, Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: The Courtyard Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- May - 2024: Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
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| July 9th, 2026 | Derek Jones | Derek’s house 7775 Jubilee Dr | Dorchester and Jubilee | On the road |
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Mike B: I’m not saying John’s gay or anything, he just likes to eat Snickers bars upside down so he can feel the veins on his tongue.
MikeB: The colon is the gateway to the soul.
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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