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My wife was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me,
you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, ’That would hurt too much’."
-- Anonymous --
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
Introducing BHON AI
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Ladies and gentlemen, after many months of development, we are pleased to announce the release of BHON AI version 0.69! Since companies all over the world are busy investing in AI technology, we figured why not jump on the bandwagon and try to make some money on one of our own! Finally, we are ready to present it to the world!
The BHON AI is based on a complex new natural language engine known as the "Cognitive Unified Neural Toolkit" or C.U.N.T. One of the main benefits of C.U.N.T. over competing platforms such as OpenAI and ChatGPT are the significantly lower memory requirements due to our streamlined neural model. It has been trained exclusively by Mike G to eliminate redundancy in its output.
Initial implementations of C.U.N.T. have not been without glitches though. Some say C.U.N.T. can be problematic unless handled appropriately. Sometimes C.U.N.T. can be unpredictable and we cannot quite put our finger on it. Inserting queries into C.U.N.T. are encouraged and we welcome your feedback. Please be aware we are still in our testing phase and your results may vary. Use advice given by C.U.N.T. at your own risk!
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- February - 2026: Chuck’s Roadhouse, St. Catharines
- November - 2025: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- October - 2025: Club Belvedere, Thorold
- July - 2025: Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
- May - 2025: Sideline Social Kitchen & Bar, St. Catharines
- March - 2025: The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery, Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: The Courtyard Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- May - 2024: Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- February - 2024: Silks Country Kitchen, Virgil
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| May 14th, 2026 | Kool and the gang | Club Belvedere | McNamara and John | Up, down, across the street, you decide |
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
MikeB: The colon is the gateway to the soul.
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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