"Who does not love beer, wine, women and song remains a fool his whole life long."
-- Carl Worner --
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BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!
Mike G: I'm sick of that Prolixis advertisement on HTZ-FM all the time...."Be THICKER and WIDER! Size DOES matter to women!" Robin: I understand that is a problem for you then? Mike B: Nahhh...his hands are just TOO big! LOL!
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Wing Slams:
Quotables:
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings.
Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt!
It’s literally right above it.
I guess I’m focused on other things ;)
Everybody: Hey Steve taste this!
Most of us: I hate short weeks. People try to cram 5 days of stupid into 4. And they usually succeed.
The collective: Let’s try a place we haven’t been to in a while. Oh wait, they want reservations. Oh wait, you can only stay for 2.5 hours. Oh look, they have a band that night. Um yea, not going to happen.
And this is why we stick to certain places.
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score. PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle. EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity. DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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