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-- Words of the Wise --
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Because....well fuck you, that’s why. I had so many pix left over from the last update I couldn’t be bothered looking for anything else. Whaddya want from me?
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Waitress: How are those wings? Nice and hot?
Derek J: Yeah, you definately shouldn’t touch your vagina after handling these.
Waitress: Thanks, I’ll remember not to diddle myself tonight!
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- October - 2025: Club Belvedere, Thorold
- July - 2025: Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
- May - 2025: Sideline Social Kitchen & Bar, St. Catharines
- March - 2025: The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery, Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: The Courtyard Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- May - 2024: Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- April - 2024: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- February - 2024: Silks Country Kitchen, Virgil
- February - 2024: The Eager Beaver, Niagara Falls
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
BHON Except Steve: - For ordering a beer for Steve, that was gluten-free, conflict-free and brewed by free range lesbians.
Mother Nature: - 0 outside? It’s not winter yet! We still need several more days of double digit weather bitch!
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings.
Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt!
It’s literally right above it.
I guess I’m focused on other things ;)
Everybody: Hey Steve taste this!
Most of us: I hate short weeks. People try to cram 5 days of stupid into 4. And they usually succeed.
The collective: Let’s try a place we haven’t been to in a while. Oh wait, they want reservations. Oh wait, you can only stay for 2.5 hours. Oh look, they have a band that night. Um yea, not going to happen.
And this is why we stick to certain places.
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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