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"Because I’m trying to examine you."
-- Anonymous --
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BHON: Yes please!
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| February 5th, 2026 | Ken | Sandtrap | Mary and Dorchester NOTL | Outback if the snow drifts aren’t too hight |
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings.
Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt!
It’s literally right above it.
I guess I’m focused on other things ;)
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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