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BHON Events History| Date: | Member: | Location: | Intersection: | Parking: |
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| April 2nd, 2026 | MikeB | Clubhouse night at Mike B’s | 2nd and 3rd St. Catharines | Stay off the lawn |
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings. Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt! It’s literally right above it. I guess I’m focused on other things ;)

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