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First BHON Pub Crawl of 2006
Posted: March 2nd, 2006Posted By: Mike G

Okay...here is the tentative plan for BHON - Thursday, March 2nd. This is being posted far in advance so that everyone can schedule their evening accordingly. I can only assume that the lackluster response to the last couple BHON nights was due to short-notice planning....or just that you were all too busy watching Brokeback Mountain preparing for the Oscars, while celebrating your collective repressed homosexuality. Come on....admit it to yourselves....you're living in denial.

Now...if you want to redeem yourself in the eyes of the BHON Gods and not be looked upon as a flaming butt-pirate, you are encouraged to attend. Otherwise you are welcome to stay home and continue living a charade, wishing you were a sheep farmer in Wyoming.


BHON Pub Crawl - 2006

ROUND ONE:
- Begins at 7:00-7:30
- Park at Market Square (this gives you a destination to work back to)
- Walk to Patrick Sheehans (come on...its only like 2 blocks)
- Have a round or two of Guinness.
- We will skip wings here since they are ASStacular.

ROUND TWO:
- Merchant Ale House (across the street from Sheehans)
- Have a round of beer + wings as I recall they were good.
- Short intermission for digestion.

ROUND THREE:
- Kaz's Bar and Grill (half a block up St. Paul towards James)
- Have a round of beers here
- Skip wings....they were Craptastic

ROUND FOUR:
- Walk two blocks to Honest Lawyer on James St.
- Have a final round of beer
- Maybe more wings if everyone is hungry from the walk.

ROUND FIVE:
- TBA - Otherwise your car is in Market Square just across the street (how convenient eh?)

DISCLAIMER: Neither the Academy nor the BHON Administration make any endorsements of the aforementioned film Brokeback Mountain, nor encourage the exploration of homosexuality (unless it's two chicks - and I don't mean like Charlize Theron in "Monster" chicks....more like Jessica Simpson in "Dukes of Hazzard" or Jessica Alba type chicks). Anything else would just be GAY.

Peace out...



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