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BHON Valentine’s Gift Ideas!
Posted: February 14th, 2005Posted By: Mike G


February is Here Again!

Don’t forget Valentine’s Day!!!

Yes Valentine’s Day! The day when all guy’s testicles shrivel and retract with the knowledge that no matter what they do, they’re likely to be paying for it for the next several months. Let’s face it, most guys would rather shave their balls with a blunt Gillette than spend an hour in the card store picking out something special for their pookie-wookie-snookie-dookie. But assuming we ever want to get laid again, we go through with it anyhow! Happy Pussywhipped Day to You all!

 


 

BUT FIRST!! - Want to Impress Her this Valentine’s Day???

You need the BHON Love Songs Collection! Available now from K-Tel, this exclusive collection is not available in stores! All the romantic classics you know and love in this one-of-a-kind deluxe edition 8-track hi-fi recording! Order today!

Download these SAMPLE TRACKS, light the candles and get ready for some lovin - courtesy of your friends at BHON!!!




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