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A Shocking Conspiracy?
Posted: July 22nd, 2002Posted By: Derek H

A late breaking report submitted across the news wire reveals a shocking conspiracy taking place within the BHON ranks.

A shocking undercover sting operation has exposed a ring of deception deep within BHON that threatens to destroy the group at its very core.

For months now, it has been suspected that some members that were once on the "banned for life" list have somehow managed to return to the good graces of BHON, while others remain forever in pergatory for their ill-chosen wingery locations. How this happens has remained a mystery until recently, when a secret undercover tape revealed a ring of bribery offered to an unnamed BHON official.

More chilling than the Monica Lewinski tapes, an exerpt is available here.

An international task force comprising members of the CIA, FBI, Interpol and CSIS have been assembled to investigate this alleged conspiracy.

No officials in BHON were available for comment, but sources tell us that a possible Taliban link and connection to Osama Bin Laden have not been ruled out.

Stay tuned for more late breaking news as the story develops...

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