To maintain active status, a BHON member must have attended at least one regularly scheduled
wing night within the past six months.
Inactive status is assigned to members who have not attended a regularly scheduled wing night
within the past six months, but have done so within the past year.
Expired status is assigned to members who have not attended a regulary scheduled wing night
in over one year. Expired members must go through probationary status before returning to full membership.
Associate members working towards full membership are assigned probationary status. A probationary member
must attend six consecutive wing nights to qualify for full membership status, unless waived by majority vote.
Guest membership is granted to vistors invited by regular BHON members, but who are not working toward full
membership. This category includes out-of-town visitors, international members and guests of the faculty.
|Mike G||Vice CIO - BHON Webmaster||Active|
|Mike B||President, CIO, Minister of Free Trade Executive||Active|
|Steve J||Vice President of Exhibitions||Active|
|Patrick||Professor of Oral Studies (ex-Minister of Seven Bucks)||Inactive|
|Dan||Minister of Recreation and Leisure||Active|
|Chris||Minister of Diplomatic Affairs||Active|
|Robin||Manager of Stooges||Active|
|Sandy||Superintendant of Indecision||Probationary|
|Rick||Oscar the Grouch||Active|
|Derek H||Minister of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fire Arms||Expired|
|Ron||Aquatic Transportation Management||Active|
|Lawrence||Professor of Simian Studies||Expired|
|Andrew||Director of Verticalness||Expired|
|Allan||Professor of Recycling||Probationary|
|Susan||Oracle of Interdepartmental Relations||Expired|
|Sokum||Legal Council to BHON||Expired|
|Kevin 1.0||Minister of Got Shit to Do||Expired|
|Johnny Z||Community Aesthetics Administrator||Active|
|Derek J||Associative Director of Creative Onanism||Active|
|Derrick E||Doctor Spice||Active|
|Kevin 2.0 SP1||Lincoln||Active|
|Derek M||Dirk Diggler||Active|
|Jewey Jewowitz||BHON Accountant||Expired|
|Vickie||Secretary Under the Desk of the Minister of Rec & Leisure||Active|
|Michelle||President of BHOL - Bar Hoppers of London||Guest|
|Eric M||Minister of Telecommunications (Wire Puller)||Expired|
|Mary Kate||Manager of Expletives||Probationary|