BHON Membership Info

	29th Anniversary · 1996 - 2025

BHON Member Rules:

No weasels.
You must attend 6 consecutive wing nights to become a member.
An officially sanctioned wing night must have 4 members present.
BHON events now begin at 8 PM unless otherwise posted.
The Location pick must be e-mailed in by the Monday preceding wing night.
The Location should be pre-tested in advance of the official evening.
An alternate wing spot will be posted; usually geographically close to the intended wingery. In the event that the place being reviewed sucks, blows, gobbles or has had a recent fire, all will know where to congregate.
New members must be invited by an existing member.
Attending an emergency meeting counts as 2 meetings for probationary members.
Select a crappy spot for all to visit, and you're banned for life.
Select another crappy spot for all to visit, and you're REALLY banned for life.
Select a third crappy spot for all to visit, and you're SO banned for life that it's not funny.
Correct directions must be given, and show up on time or we'll threaten to ban you for life.
There will be NO maltreating any other member of the faculty (if there's anybody watching).
Don't show up for a year, you're impeached.
Spending carry-over money at a non-wing oriented establishment requires a majority approval.
No constant discussion about COCK or ASS or BALLS, unless it's actually funny.
All rules are negotiable (Except the weasel bit).
More rules will be created on the fly.

Membership Status Rules:

Active	To maintain active status, a BHON member must have attended at least one regularly scheduled wing night within the past six months.
Inactive	Inactive status is assigned to members who have not attended a regularly scheduled wing night within the past six months, but have done so within the past year.
Expired	Expired status is assigned to members who have not attended a regulary scheduled wing night in over one year. Expired members must go through probationary status before returning to full membership.
Probationary	Associate members working towards full membership are assigned probationary status. A probationary member must attend six consecutive wing nights to qualify for full membership status, unless waived by majority vote.
Guest	Guest membership is granted to vistors invited by regular BHON members, but who are not working toward full membership. This category includes out-of-town visitors, international members and guests of the faculty.

Member Listing as of March 2024:

Member Name	Title	Membership Status
Mike G	Vice CIO - BHON Webmaster	Active
Mike B	President, CIO, Minister of Free Trade Executive	Active
Steve J	Vice President of Exhibitions	Active
Patrick	Professor of Oral Studies (ex-Minister of Seven Bucks)	Inactive
Dan	Minister of Recreation and Leisure	Active
Chris	Minister of Diplomatic Affairs	Active
Robin	Manager of Stooges	Active
Sandy	Superintendant of Indecision	Probationary
Rick	Oscar the Grouch	Active
Derek H	Minister of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fire Arms	Expired
Ron	Aquatic Transportation Management	Active
Lawrence	Professor of Simian Studies	Expired
Andrew	Director of Verticalness	Expired
Allan	Professor of Recycling	Probationary
Susan	Oracle of Interdepartmental Relations	Expired
Sokum	Legal Council to BHON	Expired
Kevin 1.0	Minister of Got Shit to Do	Expired
Johnny Z	Community Aesthetics Administrator	Active
Derek J	Associative Director of Creative Onanism	Active
Derrick E	Doctor Spice	Active
Kevin 2.0 SP1	Lincoln	Active
Bryan	Asshat	Expired
Derek M	Dirk Diggler	Active
Jewey Jewowitz	BHON Accountant	Expired
Vickie	Secretary Under the Desk of the Minister of Rec & Leisure	Active
Michelle	President of BHOL - Bar Hoppers of London	Guest
Eric M	Minister of Telecommunications (Wire Puller)	Expired
Mary Kate	Manager of Expletives	Probationary
Sherry	Master Sommelier	Active
Duncan	TBD!	Active
Nina	Princess Veggie	Active
John	Minister of Cardiac Research and part time Fondler of Flapjacks	Active

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Member Listing as of March 2024:

Number of Members: 32