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BHON Bush Watch 2001
Posted: 2001-04-23 by Mike G

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How to RTFM!
Posted: 2001-04-01 by Mike G

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Lubrico Special: Lube, Oil and Engine!
Posted: 2001-02-04 by Mike B

Lubrico Special - Lube, Oil and Engine!


How’s this Lubrico? Is this broken enough for you?

Great spring maintenance deal! Bring your vehicle in for a Lube, Oil and Filter, get a new engine! Ford Winstars only! Fire retardant suit not included.




NCDSB Invents new Portable Workstation!
Posted: 2001-01-22 by Mike G




Welland, Ont - January 2001

In a unique approach to recycling, the NCDSB finds use for the many donated BEC computers...portable computers!

"Couldn't we just get new laptops?", asked the IT staff, when the management came up with this innovative solution. A quick trip to Home Depot and an hour later, the entire IT department was outfitted with the latest in troubleshooting technology. As an added bonus, the new solution allows the technicians free use of both hands, rather than having to carry a laptop.

"The increased productivity and cost savings will bring great benefit to the Board", quoted one senior administrator who chose to remain unnamed.

A patent registration is apparently underway...


BHON Date Rape Drug Warning!
Posted: 2000-12-01 by Mike G

IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL MEN THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS!

Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. And girlfriends, take heed.

There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere!

It goes by the street name "Beer". All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.


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