Edition V3.4: Oy gevalt...

Every time you open your mouth...Some idiot starts talking......

dumb.yank said at 15:37AM: What's the point of doing the 997 processing?

MikeB * Uhhhhhhh am I hearing that right? *

dumb.yank said at 15:39AM: We haven't done them in years for XYZ and XYZ is still in business.

MikeB * No fucking way is anybody that stupid *

dumb.yank said at 15:40AM: If the order isn't received and processd, somebody complains, so what's the deal?

MikeB * Yeah who cares if an order is fulfilled 3 weeks late! *

Really, too fucking stupid to even respond to.

When do I get my supply of crack cocaine....

Edition V3.3: Turn the cheek...

Somebody is suffering from a case of the stupids.....

dumb.broad said at 10:21AM: Has the corrected map been moved into production yet?
MikeB said at 10:22 AM: I rarely move a map into production PRIOR to starting on it, im waiting for YOU to give the specs
dumb.broad said at 10:22 AM: *fwap* *thunk*

dumb.broad said at 01:42 PM: Do you think we are going to meet our time schedule for the company name change?
MikeB said at 01:46 AM: Are you talking about the schedule that you were to create and publish?
dumb.broad said at 01:47 PM: *bzzt* *crackle*

dumb.broad said at 09:10 AM: Can you confirm that PO XYZ made it to SAP?
MikeB said at 09:11 AM: After an arduous search within the bowels of the database architecture, and with great persistence and perseverance, I can deliver, from my death bed, this message, yes, the order is in SAP, it was intangibly hiding atop the pinnacle of the staggering 11 count of orders received that day, thus making it difficult for you and your esteemed colleagues to ascertain with any great certainty, it's current location.
dumb.broad said at 09:12 AM: *gnaw* *hork* *ptoo*

Is it saturday yet....

 Volume 1.0

	Anna Nicole Smith ....I'm still not really sure what your purpose on this planet was? You really had no discernable talent? Why is it then that you are STILL in the news? I mean, every fucking night for the last month I flip through my TV, and it's Anna Nicole this and Anna Nicole that. All those goddamn infotainment shows just can't seem to let it go. Let's face it...you were a talentless cokeheaded bimbo who OD'd and died in a puddle of your own vomit. And THIS is headline news? Oh well....at least you had some big jugs...
	Britney spears has recently returned to the gossip headlines with her dramatic new shaved look. Guess she wanted to be recognizable regardless of which end of her the paparazzi chose to photograph? I guess America has finally come to realize you have no musical talent, and your core audience of pubescent teenage boys no longer find you spank-worthy now that you are a chubby, white-trash, single mom. Looks like somebody is crying for attention. If I want to see white-trash, single mom's, I can always go down to the nudie bar. Take a cue from Anna Nicole and disappear into obscurity where you and your career belong. Please fuck off...
	Paris Hilton....Here's another gangly bitch I am sick of seeing spashed all over the checkout isles at the local A&P. What exactly is YOUR contribution to society Ms. Hilton? I guess sucking cock earns you front page status in the tabloids too!  The only thing anyone really want to see you splashed with is a big sticky load. Please fuck off....

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