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BHON Movie Night 2006
Posted: 2006-04-25 by Mike G

April of 2006 arrived and brought the warmth of spring with it. We decided to celebrate by dusting off the pool tables at Vaxxine and throwing open the doors for the first BHON Movie Night of the year.

Eddie Murphy provided the retro-entertainment and Duff’s provided the pizza and wings. We’re happy to report there were no GI-Joe related incidents the entire night.

Eat a Dick? What’s on the Lunch Menu?
Posted: 2006-03-11 by Mike G

Mar. 11, 2006. 01:00 AM

As this week's Food section on charcuterie reported, sausages, cornichons and baguettes — phallic symbols all — are now de rigueur on fashionable Toronto tables. But truly trendy foodies need not settle for mere symbols when the real thing is available a mere 13-hour plane trip away.

Yes, amidst a peaceful courtyard in Beijing, the Guo Lizhuang restaurant lets diners please their palates with more than 30 kinds of animal penis served Chinese hotpot style.

For about $45 to $450 (aren't you glad our currency is so strong these days?), gourmands can choose among many kinds of bian hotpots: yaks, donkeys, dogs, oxen and even — shh, don't tell the McCartneys — seals.

Traditional Chinese medicine apparently holds that the penis of certain beasts is chock-a block with nutrients that bring men energy. And because it contains gelatin and albumen — as do marshmallows — it's supposed to have excellent cosmetic effects for women and is particularly good for skin.

Prices at the Guo Lizhuang ("strength in the pot") eatery seem reasonable to us, though we admit to lacking a means of comparison: a donkey penis sets you back $27.25 as does the ragout of ox and dog members. And given its prodigious length, a yak pecker is a steal at $38.75.

Original Article published in The Toronto Star Mar 11, 2006.

BHON Top Cock Award Winner - Mike B
Posted: 2006-03-02 by Mike G

The BHON Top Cock Award - A feature section with an award given to any individual who goes out of their way to enhance and enlighten any BHON evening by being present and doing something extraordinary for the BHON experience!
This month's BHON Top Cock award goes to Mike Bilodeau for generously picking up the first (and largest) bar tab at Patrick Sheehan's during the recent BHON pub crawl of 2006.

Do you wanna be a Cock Supporter? Think you got what it takes? The honour is open to anyone, member or not. Just show up and do something memorable for the BHON community and we'll be glad to acknowledge you by putting your name in infamy on our site!

First BHON Pub Crawl of 2006
Posted: 2006-03-02 by Mike G

Okay...here is the tentative plan for BHON - Thursday, March 2nd. This is being posted far in advance so that everyone can schedule their evening accordingly. I can only assume that the lackluster response to the last couple BHON nights was due to short-notice planning....or just that you were all too busy watching Brokeback Mountain preparing for the Oscars, while celebrating your collective repressed homosexuality. Come on....admit it to yourselves....you're living in denial.

Now...if you want to redeem yourself in the eyes of the BHON Gods and not be looked upon as a flaming butt-pirate, you are encouraged to attend. Otherwise you are welcome to stay home and continue living a charade, wishing you were a sheep farmer in Wyoming.

BHON Pub Crawl - 2006

ROUND ONE:
- Begins at 7:00-7:30
- Park at Market Square (this gives you a destination to work back to)
- Walk to Patrick Sheehans (come on...its only like 2 blocks)
- Have a round or two of Guinness.
- We will skip wings here since they are ASStacular.

ROUND TWO:
- Merchant Ale House (across the street from Sheehans)
- Have a round of beer + wings as I recall they were good.
- Short intermission for digestion.

ROUND THREE:
- Kaz's Bar and Grill (half a block up St. Paul towards James)
- Have a round of beers here
- Skip wings....they were Craptastic

ROUND FOUR:
- Walk two blocks to Honest Lawyer on James St.
- Have a final round of beer
- Maybe more wings if everyone is hungry from the walk.

ROUND FIVE:
- TBA - Otherwise your car is in Market Square just across the street (how convenient eh?)

DISCLAIMER: Neither the Academy nor the BHON Administration make any endorsements of the aforementioned film Brokeback Mountain, nor encourage the exploration of homosexuality (unless it's two chicks - and I don't mean like Charlize Theron in "Monster" chicks....more like Jessica Simpson in "Dukes of Hazzard" or Jessica Alba type chicks). Anything else would just be GAY.

Peace out...

BHON Children’s Book Fair
Posted: 2006-02-04 by Mike G