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![]() Ever Wonder What a Muslim Pussy Looks Like? Posted: 2010-09-28 by Kathy My Dad’s Job Posted: 2010-09-28 by Kathy David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. ’My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.’ The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David aside to ask him, ’Is that really true about your father?’ ’No,’ said David, ’He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.’ Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Posted: 2010-09-28 by MikeG Katy Perry guested on SNL this past week. Her music might suck, but September Sucks so Far Posted: 2010-09-27 by MikeG This fall has been pretty sucky so far and I have nothing worthwhile to write about... Dammit! I Missed it! Posted: 2010-08-27 by MikeG ![]() ![]() |