The apparent possessor of the world’s strongest vagina recently broke her own vagina weight lifting record by hefting 14 kilograms using only the powerful grip of her intimate muscles. The 42-year-old woman, Tatiana Kozhevnikova, a resident of the Russian city of Novosibirsk, has honed her genitals with years of training, and is now apparently a record holder, having been recognised by the Guinness Book of Records.

She explains what led her down the ill-trodden path of becoming a vaginal weight lifter:

“After I had a child, my intimate muscles got unbelievably weak. I read books on Dao and learned that ancient women used to deal with this problem using wooden balls. I looked around, saw a Murano glass ball and inserted it in my vagina. It took me ages to get it out!”

Having balls stuck inside her apparently did not dampen the ardour with which she trained; she kept at it, and describes her most recent training regime:

“You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

The sexual applications of such muscular power are apparently not lost on her either:

“It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”

Special BHON Double Header this week! Thursday night, join us at the usual time at the Queen’s Guard as we celebrate Dan’s birthday. Friday night, join us at Bugsy’s around 6:00pm for a special BHON Bonus Night as Patrick makes a return visit to Ontario from the land of poutine and hot french strippers!!!

Edition V4.04: Say What the fuck!?!

Well, isn’t this special!  New request, customer (not to be named) wants to treat my EDI client as 3 vendors, separating along product lines.  Ok, sounds simple enough, throw in a different Duns number in a N1*VN, or a REF segment, and good to go.  Or so one would think!

Braniac inc, wants to use the same sender ID, even though they now need to appear as 3 separate customers......  Our faithful reader is now asking himself, how the fuck are you supposed to do that?!?!  Well, Braniac Inc. has decided that we should identify them, by the receiver ID that the use for the 3 virtual vendor companies.... 

Let’s let that sink in a minute....  It’s the equivalent of a company wanting to send all corporate email from the same email address, to your company, but you are to deduce who the sender acutally is based on who it’s going to.....  Uhm, yeah.

Club Zed my ass.  Oops.

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