The finding that women who swallow semen and do not use condoms during vaginal sex, live longer and have reduced signs of ageing, has led one researcher to conclude that semen is a miracle potion that should be treasured by every woman.

Male sperm contains vital chemicals that slow down the ageing process and increases life expectancy by up to 35%.
Semen contains powerful hormones including testosterone, oestrogen, prolactin, luteinizing hormone and prostaglandins.

Study author Clifford J. Ponsonby, Ph.D, a psychologist at the State University of Washington in Saint Louis, also found that women who routinely had intercourse without condoms or had facials had better skin quality and wrinkled less plus also had the ability to ingest fatty foods without putting on weight.

Ponsonby’s survey of 753 college women and eastern European prostitute’s over a 45 year period, also found that those who ingested semen regularly either orally or through vaginal intercourse had a better over all quality of life and would be wealthier in jobs/life.

"These women have a remarkable ability to achieve serious longevity without showing any signs of ageing, this is the key to life." says Ponsonby.

Once these chemicals are absorbed through the vaginal walls they inhibit weight gain and slow down the ageing process.

Women who ingested semen orally were also found to increase their ability to succeed in jobs and wealth as well as brain power and have beautiful ageless glowing skin.

Ponsonby controlled for variables including method of semen extraction, frequency of sexual intercourse, as well as the women’s perception of their relationship.

The longer that women went without ingesting semen the more accelerated the ageing process was found to be. Furthermore, there was an immense risk of obesity and heart disease by abstaining from semen as well as increased depression. Ponsonby’s study, which he deems "the first serious attempt to investigate the effect of semen chemistry on women," has underlined his fascinating findings in the research treatise Why Women Need More Semen .

Ponsonby says he has seriously enjoyed working with all his female subjects in the study and would like to replicate the study but this time with 5000 women.

"If you are a woman and wish to increase your life expectancy and overall health plus reduce any signs of ageing you must utilize the magical properties of semen." The groundbreaking study concludes.

Posted By SUN MEDIA

Posted 8 hours ago

Hooters Niagara is closed after the restaurant failed to pay its rent, says the owner of the Stanley Avenue location Hooters occupied in Niagara Falls for approximately five years.

"Their lease has been terminated. It’s posted on the door that rent hasn’t been paid," said Andrew Cserpes, the landlord for the restaurant and property owner.

The restaurant chain is famous for its chicken wings as well as for hiring attractive waitresses who wear uniforms consisting of low-cut white tank tops and orange shorts.

The restaurant has been closed for a little more than a month. The Hooters website describes the Niagara Falls location as "temporarily closed."

"C Ya Soon," it says.

The free-fall tourist attraction on the same property is still open for business.

Edition V4.03: What the Flying Fuck?!?!

Hey, got a new partner to setup, that cool.  Here’s a link to their implementation documentation, right on.  5 or 6 documents to setup, no probs.

What’s that, their EDI dept is outsourced to India, well this will be different.  Oh they are new to the whole EDI world, well that will make the project "special".

Special as in these fuckers are on crack!  Yep, you can technically send 999999 Date segments, doesn’t mean that you have to send that many.  Here’s an idea, try just sending the RELEVANT ones!  RELEVANT!  Actually, I don’t give a fuck what date your fucking factory opened, dont send it in a purchase order! Mahindra Kalamazingari Muralichandra had his head lopped off in a clash with the British back in 1810 - Here’s me not caring!  Don’t send it!  Let’s see what else, oh, you are a warehouse only customer, that’s ordinarily a more streamlind document as compared to drop ship.  NOT for these fuckers! While you’re at it, why not specify your date segments several times, instead of list them all at once, being concise is such a bore. 

TD5.  Carrier details, hey lets link to a PDF on your website!  Yes, all EDI software can translate PDF fucking files.

ITD. Terms of sale, discount rates, dates, fuck that, lets just use the description field LOL!

CTP. Price - you are sending the fucking retail price only?  Hey if that’s what you stupid fucks want to pay, rock on.

SDQ. SDQ?  Seriously? For real?  A wharehouse order, ships to one location, specified in the N1.  Now you are going to list all the locations in an SDQ. The fuck?

Newsflash, if you don’t know what the fuck you are doing, don’t spin the Wheel Of EDI to figure out what the document requirements are.

Hindu douchebags.

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