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BHON NOTL Pub Crawl 2008
Posted: 2008-04-24 by Mike G

Hard to believe it's been over a year since our first BHON NOTL pub crawl. Once again we began at the Irish Harp Pub for a few pints of Guinness and some tasty hot wings.

There was a good deal to be had this time around with their wing and pitcher specials, and we got to try out some of their home brewed Irish Harp Lager and Ale. The wings weren't quite as good as the last time, and size wise, they were all over the map. We also encountered an unusually large number of frankenwings in the batch.

Second stop, Butler's Sports Bar for some pizza, wings and a couple jugs of Keiths, while Mike B got to watch the Habs win the first game in the second round playoffs against Philly. (Sorry Dex).

The evening wrapped up with a few more pints of Guinness over at the Olde Angel Inn before the road trip back to St Catharines. All in all an excellent night!

Also props to Mike B for pulling a top cock at the Irish Harp, and to Derek M for following suit at Butler's!

First Stop - Irish Harp Pub:

 

Tipping a few Pints:

 

One of these things is Not like the Other...

 

What a Flamer...

 

Next Stop....Butler's - While Mike B Celebrates a Habs Win!

 

Then over the the Angel Inn for a nightcap:

 

Who farted?

 

Where Guinness becomes Coors Lite:

 

Oh wait....that's not the Vaxxine van! It's a fucking clown car!

 

Made it back alive....

 




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Dizney Whoreld !!!!
Posted: 2008-04-12 by MikeB

Fuck.

Enjoy crowds?  Like standing in line?  A fan of watching fat people pound down cheeseburg0rz all day?  

Have I got the vacation idea for YOU!  Get yourself off to Dizney Whoreld !!!!   Ah yes, no worries of ever feeling lonely down there, you are always within earshot of at least 1000 morons and screaming children. Walking is ordinarily a simple task, but when the knuckledraggers pushing their bawling snot dispensors in rented strollers get confused, they just meander in the most assinine pattern, complete with hanging jaw and drool on the shirt. Line not moving fast enough?  Just RAM the poor fucker ahead of you with the brat-mobile.  Nothing like the smell of a 450 lb fat bastard in the sun.  Stunning.  What's that you say, gravity is discriminating you just because you are allergic to walking?  Well there are all kinds of companies that will rent you an electric scooter!  It's cool, because at a certain weight it looks like the scooter has been shoved up their ass, rather than the appearance of riding the scooter.  Have a hard time waking up in the morning?  The sound of a screaming little bastard running near your room will do the trick.  If you are interested in fine dining, you are in LUCK!  Visit the World Showcase!  Mexican food that tastes like crap, Chinese food that sounds like crap, Japanese food that looks like crap, and French food that IS CRAP!  Points for consistency.

Important points: Cinderalla has a nice ass, Ariel has the best tits, but no sign of a snatch. 

In summary, Minnie Mouse can suck my cock. I heard she's fucking goofy, cheating whore.




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