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Fun with Phones and Email
Posted: 2007-07-25 by Wandering Techie

 Bong! You’ve got mail.  Ah, what a wonderful sound. Somebody cares enough to email me. What a joy. Let’s open it and see what they want.

YOU NEED A BIGGER P3N15. STOP BY OUR WEBSIT AND GET THE BUST PROCES ON V1AG4A ON THE WEEB! 

Wonderful, I wonder who else knows about my personal shortcomings (sigh, gotta stop showing that picture at outings). 

 Bong! You’ve got mail. Great, maybe this will be the email I have been waiting for that confirms the shipment of RAM that my client so desperately needs. No subject, hmmm. I wonder.

 CLICK HERE TO MET BOOTIFUL WIMEN IN YOUR AREA FOR CASUAL S3X!!!!! NO STRIN ATTACH!!!!!! 

Ach, sorry no. I am married to a wonderful woman and do not care to poke it somewhere else (especially considering what’s out there today).

 Bong! You’ve got mail. Wince, another email with no subject. Do I dare open this one? Maybe, with one eye open and the finger on the delete key.

Nothing??? Wait, what’s this? AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! 50 different IE windows popping up all over the place. Click, click, click, click!!! I can’t close them fast enough!!! (Wait, she’s kind of cute..... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH GAY PORN, GAY PORN!! MY EYES! MY EYES!)

 Bong! You’ve got mail. Screw this, I don’t think I am going to look right now. I’ve had enough eye shock for right now.

RRRiinngg! Hey, someone is calling. I wonder if that’s my buddy calling to arrange that lunch date (Hooters here we come!). Uh huh, phone survey. Do I currently like my internet provider? (Do you realize that you are calling me at work where I provide internet to others???) What’s the weather like here? What kind of question is that, don’t you have a window to look out of?? Oh, your in New Deli. Why the F are you calling me about my internet service when you can’t even get your own decent one. Go call someone who gives a shit. Click.

RRRiinngg! Slowly punch the button. Hello? Why no, I didn’t get your email of 30 seconds ago. Something about my retinas burning out over something else that someone sent me. Not to mention the fact that email is not instant. I will check it as soon as it arrives. Click.

 Bong! You’ve got mail. Maybe this is the message that person just called about.

YOU WON ALL ACCESS PORN! ALL GAY ALL THE TIME! CLICK HERE AND START THE WANKFEST!

Some days you just can’t win. I think I’ll just open my snail mail instead. FUCK! Paper cut!!!!!! 




Steelback Grand Prix Review
Posted: 2007-07-09 by Mike G

NEW - BHON SPORTS COVERAGE!

Despite early indications of a beautiful weekend, when a BHON member attends an outdoor event, it is inevitable that mother nature should show up and threaten to spoil the fun. The Steelback Grand Prix of Toronto would prove to be no different!

Here we present a brief summary of Sunday's big event along with highlights from behind the scenes at Exhibition Place!

TORONTO -- A snow storm was the only thing that didn't rock the Champ Car World Series Steelback Grand Prix of Toronto. But the aptly named Will Power, of Australia, overcame all of yesterday's adversity to collect the win in the 22nd edition of the race on the temporary street course in the No. 5. Aussie Vineyards Panoz DP01.

Of all the things the race was, however, it wasn't even close to being a classic because of the rain, more rain and bad driving -- that started on the very first lap -- reducing Ontario's biggest motorsport event into a circus-like bumper car exhibition. Before the race was one lap old, Toronto's Paul Tracy drove over the front wing of rookie Simon Pagenaud and crashed his No. 3 Forsythe Championship Racing into the wall.

That started a chain reaction that ended up wrecking Alex Figge, Katherine Legge, Tristan Gommendy and Jan Heylen. All of a sudden, almost one-third of the 17-car starting grid was out.

Thirty-seven laps later, the skies opened up and mayhem ruled as the 3,400-kg race cars started sliding all over the 3.8-km track. By the end of the race, there were only five cars left on the lead lap.

That final mayhem cost three-time champion Bourdais his points lead.

Doornbos took over first with 154 points, while Power moved to second with 152

 




Steve’s newest hobby.....
Posted: 2007-07-05 by MikeB

Starters LOL!


Port Dalhousie Pub Crawl 2007 - 100th Review!
Posted: 2007-06-30 by Mike G

With the Port Dalhousie Pub Crawl. we have officially reached the 100th review mark! Check out the latest reviews of the Lion Tavern and Port Mansion below. Also a shout out to the Port Pub Crawl Crew for a fantastic night filled with laughs as we set several BHON records.

Most Top Cocks in One Night:

DAN - For Top Cocking at the Lion

PATRICK - For Top Cocking at the Kilt and Clover

MIKE B - For Top Cocking at Port Mansion

Also, this crawl qualifies for "Most kilometers covered on foot during a BHON", perhaps only rivaled by the Toronto WingOlympics 1998.  

 

Patrick shows us how happy he is to see us again!

Some fine wingage to be had at the Lion Tavern

Enjoying the sights on the patio

Enjoying some laughs...

Next stop....Kilt and Clover pub!

Patrick throws in his contribution to the bill....

Fun and Games in the GAY ROOM...

Hey - Nice TITS!

The Pilgrimage to Bugsy’s begins....

We have arrived at the Holy Land....

And we have found The Holy Grail....

 




Special BHON - Thursday, June 28th - 7:00pm
Posted: 2007-06-20 by Mike G

This week, we are holding a special BHON evening in honor of
a longtime member! (Heh Heh...You said 'Member'...Heh Heh)

Join us for the return of Patrick - Professor of Oral Studies
this thursday night starting around 7:00pm

Meeting place: Mike G's house around 7:00pm

Wing Night Agenda: Weather dependant....see below!

PLAN A: Parking at Mike's @ Pub crawl in Port Dalhousie

PLAN B: (Rain plan) Bugsy's 

In the meantime, please enjoy this photo of a hot chick stroking a huge cock!




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