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2010-03-25
Vickie: So what does Mike B do for this company?
Mike G: He's an EDI expert.
Vickie: Which means what exactly?
Mike G: Well, let's say Walmart wants to order some BIG DILDOS. Their purchasing system sends an EDI document to the DILDO supplier automatically. Mike does the magic that makes all this happen electronically.
Chris: I didn't know Walmart sold dildos?
Old Couple at the next table: Jaws dropped...Stunned look
Vickie: OMG ROTFL!!!! Did you see the look on that old couple's faces when you said DILDO?!?!?
BHON: LOL
2010-03-25
Vickie: Holy FUCK it's cold out here!
Mike G: Walk faster then!
Vickie: Yeah well you arn't the one wearing a skirt!
Mike G: So you have a blue waffle?
Dan: More like an ice waffle!
Vickie: Oh FUCK OFF!!!
2010-02-11
Chris: points at TV - Check out the Bobcat jumping over the fence onto the bobsled track.
Mike B: Bobcat on the knobsled track? Wouldn’t that be a knobcat?
BHON: LOL!
Mike B: If it was a knobcat I guess they’re all fucked!!
2010-02-11
Steve: There was a story in the guy about the Reader’s Digest....
Chris: Wait...there was a story in the guy?!? The Reader’s Digest was where?
2010-02-11
Mike G: Kathy, what’s that grocery store over in Niagara Falls NY called again?
Kathy: You mean Tops?
Chris: No, say it like you normally say it. TAAAAHPS
Kathy: What do you mean? It’s TOPS with an ’O’
Mike B: Like that bar on Queen Street?
Kathy: You mean TAPS?
Mike B: ROFL...
Mike G: Exactly...lets go to TAAAAHPS and get some PAAAAHHHP and bring it back to CYAHHNADA!
Kathy: Are you guys making fun of me? That’s enough! Anyway, as I was saying, Mary-Kate is doing really well. She really likes her work there.
Mike B: So she’s TAAAAAAAHPS of her class?
Kathy: Oh fuck off already! ;)
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