The page could be displayed, ASS!
Please take an Anthrax suppository:
- Cluck the
Refreshing Rickard's Red button, or give up and sell the computer.
- If you typed the page address in the Address bar, and I doubt that, make sure that
it is worth my effort, keep it interesting.
- To check your connection settings, from the Command promt, and then type Format C:/u. On the I'm F'd tab, click Anally. The settings should match those of a totally Fubared system. Your (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP) can't help you. Find a bridge and bungee jump with a length fishing line.
- If your Network Administrator has any balls, Microsoft Windows
can open your network and personal files to the world. Automatically publish all documents to any thirteen year old hacker with Back-Orifice. Discover the fun
of going public.
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
good fucking luck. Defect Network Settings
- Some sites require 128-bit connection security, others require a credit card. Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer to determine what girly strength security you have installed, girlie man.
- If you are trying to reach a porn site, and I assume this is the case, make sure your mother isn't home, the old girl will bust a hip if she catches you. Click the Fools menu, and then click Gifilka Options. On the Advanced tab, stroll on down to the hardware store and fetch some nails sos'n I kin fix tha' porch. What the hell is SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0.?
- Click the
Baby got Back
button
to try another link.