Hooters - Niagara
Wingage Score: 86%
Address: 6357 Stanley Ave - Niagara Falls
Parking: Paid - Fuckers!!!
Intersection: Stanley Ave & Murray St.
Last Reviewed: October 28th, 2004
Last Visited: January 17th, 2008
|BHON - March 2009
|BHON - Oct 2004
|BHON - Dec 2003
|BHON - Oct 2003
Update - March 2009: RIP!
Sadly, we must report that Hooter’s closed its doors at the Stanley Ave location after what we are told was an ongoing dispute with their landlord. No other info provided other than a note on their website saying ’Opening soon at our new location’. Bummer :(
Overall - Oct 2004:
We just had to make a couple comments after the initial joy of the Hooters experience wore off for us. First off, FIVE BUCKS for parking is retarded. I know they don’t control the parking (the property owners apparently are responsible for that lame idea - cheap fucks!), but paying money up front to drink overpriced beer and overpriced wings kinda takes the glow off the evening.
Also, what’s with the nerve of the City of Niagara Falls putting paid parking in all down Main Street behind the bar? "Oh yeah...we’ve got two casinos here now. Give us more money you fuckers!!!"
We still love Hooters and hold the orange shorts dear to our hearts, but these things got us peeved. Niagara Falls, you suck!
Overall - Oct 2003:
The year 2003 marked the seventh year for BHON and for what seems at least that long, we’ve heard rumours of a Hooters finally opening up in the Niagara Region. Were glad to announce that day has finally arrived!
So, what can we say about Hooters that hasn’t already been said? Well, the highest EVER score probably gives it away, but here’s how we broke it down:
WINGS: 86% - Hooters wings were decent sized, and the Three Mile Island sauce was bang on the money. We had to knock them a bit for not being as large as we’ve seen elsewhere, and they come at a price premium!
TAVAR: 100% - Well, nobody ever accused BHON of being politically correct. We’ve always awarded points for fun, flirty waitressing staff and it goes without saying that Hooters was off the scale in that department. Okay...so the push-up bras and orange shorts kinda helped the score a little too...
OVERALL: - Hooters is proof positive that men are indeed the inferior sex. Our lovely waitress Jill melted out hearts in about two seconds with that million dollar smile (among other assets) and generally put up with us acting like schoolboys for the entire night. It’s a good thing these girls arn’t camera shy either, since I am sure the incessant flashing from the digital camera must drive them nuts! All in all, we had a blast. What could make for a better night? (Don’t tell the wife!)
The only knocks we can think of against this particular location would be the minimal parking onsite, and the fact that once the new casino opens, it will more than likely be packed all the time. Good luck getting a seat!
Were glad to see the Niagara Falls tourists (and locals) finally get some Hooters to call their own!