The Pepper PotAddress: Seaway Mall - 800 Niagara St. - Welland
Parking: Beside the Used Bicycle Dealership
Intersection: Niagara & Woodlawn
Last Reviewed: August 12th, 1999
Wingage Score: 60%
|BHON - 1999
Overall - 1999:
First time we weren’t crowded in fortnight. Why was the place empty you ask? Likely the Wings.
They had wings alright, ala KFC! They had that greasy, wrinkly, Colonel Sanders style skin. Drool Drool. If it’s an ugly wing we wanted theres plenty of other places we’d go. And I guess the house specialty is "Wings Tartar". Cook the damn things! We’ll gladly pay extra for the gas! And I am glad to announce that these wings are choke-free, they were so greasy you couldn’t get one stuck in your throat if you tried. I’d just as soon ask Dr. Kevorkian if he could recommend a nutritionally balanced diet.
Here’s a little geography quiz:
Q: Where do people go when they want greasy mummified looking wings?
A: They don’t.
Heres a little Chemistry quiz:
Q: What compound is synthesized when CHn (chicken) + GRs (grease) are combined under low heat?
A: A sloppy mess of swamp wings. Yucko.