Anna Nicole Smith ....I'm still not really sure what your purpose on this planet was? You really had no discernable talent? Why is it then that you are STILL in the news?

I mean, every fucking night for the last month I flip through my TV, and it's Anna Nicole this and Anna Nicole that. All those goddamn infotainment shows just can't seem to let it go. Let's face it...you were a talentless cokeheaded bimbo who OD'd and died in a puddle of your own vomit. And THIS is headline news?

Oh well....at least you had some big jugs...

I guess America has finally come to realize you have no musical talent, and your core audience of pubescent teenage boys no longer find you spank-worthy now that you are a chubby, white-trash, single mom. Looks like somebody is crying for attention. If I want to see white-trash, single mom's, I can always go down to the nudie bar. Take a cue from Anna Nicole and disappear into obscurity where you and your career belong. Please fuck off...

Paris Hilton....Here's another gangly bitch I am sick of seeing spashed all over the checkout isles at the local A&P. What exactly is YOUR contribution to society Ms. Hilton? I guess sucking cock earns you front page status in the tabloids too!  The only thing anyone really want to see you splashed with is a big sticky load.

Please fuck off....