Holy Shit! I Won!!!!

A sure sign that spring is on its way up here in the Great White North
is the arrival of Tim Hortons ’Roll up the Rim to Win’ Contest. I never
seem to win fuck-all and the last few years I haven’t even won a free
coffee. Imagine my suprise when I finally scored the grand-prize!!!!

Sadly, when I went to claim it the hot chick at the counter switched places
with the old dude running the drive-thru and I had to settle for a gummer
from a guy who looked like Walter Matthau. Fuck....I never have any luck!

Also, don’t forget to try out Timmies all new Latte’s!