Ladies and gentlemen, after many months of development, we are pleased to announce the release of BHON AI version 1.0! Since companies all over the world are busy investing in AI technology, we figured why not jump on the bandwagon and try and make some money on one of our own! Finally, we are ready to present it to the world!

The BHON AI is based on a complex new engine known as the "Cognitive Unified Network Toolset" or C.U.N.T. One of the main benefits of C.U.N.T over OpenAI, ChatGPT and similar platforms is lower overhead and memory requirements as our neural model is more streamlined as it has been trained exclusively by Mike G to eliminate redundancy in its output.

Initial implementations of C.U.N.T. have not been without glitches though. Some say C.U.N.T. can be problematic unless handled appropriately. We welcome  you to give C.U.N.T. a try. Please be aware we are still in our testing phase and your results may vary.

Because....well fuck you, that’s why. I had so many pix left over from the last update I couldn’t be bothered looking for anything else. Whaddya want from me?