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How are y’all doing!
Posted: 2008-01-24 by Bill Glunt

Hello to all my Glunt fans, just dropping in to say hello! 

Me 




I’d Tap That!
Posted: 2008-01-23 by Mike G




Three Words to All My Critics...
Posted: 2008-01-23 by Mike G

 

Speaking of cock....

 




EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders: Communication follies...
Posted: 2008-01-22 by MikeB

Edition V3.11: AS2 SHYT FU F ME!

Well! Luckily my super-duper high-tech employer has all these ultra-techno-whizzy-propeller-fucking-head-fag-fucking-shit software tools to make my job easy! SO FUCKING EASY AN APE COULD DO IT! GO FUCK YOURSELVES! Fuck. Ok, So I VPN into the usual connection point on PC #2 for all my usual stuff, then in order to access my AS2 communications server, I need a different fucking VPN package! JOY OUT THE ASS! It collides big time with the first one, so I commandeer my son's computer, PC3, to VPN in occasionally to said AS2 server. Pain in the ass, yes, but I can live with it. Oh whats that you say? I need to exchange certificates with that large W-named retailer you say? Fuck me ambush style.

Here's where it gets fun. I need to use a web-browser (non firefox thanks Wally I hope you are rotting in hell) to get to the customers site, but it's all blocked due to the techno-small-cocked-chinese-fags fucking ultra-secure-meanies-go-away setup, so there goes using my Linux PC1, which is my primary B.V.D. (Breast Viewing Device) Introducing PC4 !!! Run downstairs to do the customer side certificate, and they want the vendor one. Run upstairs to PC, generate a certificate, send to gmail, rund downstairs to PC4. Upload certs, run up to PC3, load certs, run to PC2, send a test document. FUCKING SHIT! Shit's failing all over due to fucked up certificates. Meanwhile el-doucho-goyo is just a CRANKING out the failed documents, because its easier to click resend than to fix them, but that's another episode. So now comms are not going with W retailer. Great, I haven't been on monster.com in a while, just might need to later today!

Redo the entire process, basically wearing out the carpet running from computer to computer, cursing like a Wellander who's bicycle has been stole. And it's finally working. *PHEW*. Pass the testing process, set certificates to permanent.

Then I decided to go to Best-Buy, where it's always fun.  Picked up my Sony Blu-Ray player, and all was well in the world.




And these are the people responsible for our children’s future????
Posted: 2008-01-14 by DRC

H&S report states ID10T sprained his knee when stepping over a network cable in room 123 at XYZ.

The steps to resolve the issue was to move the computers in the room. 

Bossman: Go  find out what happened and let me know so I can deflect this to the ID10T error. (When is it NOT an ID10T error?!?!?!?)

So off I go into the wild blue yonder to speak to the Ditzyqueen of room 123.

DRC: Ok, Ditzyqueen, do you remember what happened this day?

DQ: Yeah, Meatball and ID10T were working on the computer and ID10T said he hurt himself.  

DRC: Any thing else you can remember?

DQ: No I was more interested in flapping the butterfly.

DRC: *ugh*

So now lets grab the phone and talk to Meatball:

DRC: Hey, what happened on this day when you were working on the computer in DQ’s room?

MB: That was the day I went in and started fixing the wiring in the room.   ID10T decided he wanted to help so I asked him to connect this wire to the switch.  Next thing I know he’s standing next to me saying he can’t move his knee.

DRC: What did he do high jump the table?

MB: No he just came around but had to step over the network cable that was streched from the wall.  

DRC: Did he not think to just unplug it from the wall?

MB: Apparently not, he tried high-jumping it instead.....

As a result ID10T, the BMW-driving, gucci-wearing, cross-eyed sperm-recepticle ends up off for a few days with a hyper-extended knee.  4 words:

SUCK IT UP BUTTERCUP!!




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