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- May - 2026: Club Belvedere, Thorold
- April - 2026: The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
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| August 20th, 2026 | Mike Ockiner-Mouth | Manhatten’s | Scott & Vine | Wherever Tickles Your Titties | | September 3rd, 2026 | Derek J | Derek’s Patio | Dorchester & Jubillee | Probably on Jubilee | | September 17th, 2026 | 30th Anniversary!!! | Bugsys of Course | Lake & Lakeshore | Mucho Bueno |
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