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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
BHON 30th Anniversary!
Hard to believe it has been 30 years since we started this little chicken wing social club back in September of 1996. Join us Thursday, September 17th, 2026 at Bugsy’s to celebrate this momentous occasion. We’re thinking me might try something new, like having Guinness and wings? What do you think? We might be on to something?
Ron: It’s not that my jokes are intentionally long, I just don’t remember the punch lines so I keep going until I get there! Mike B: Ron’s pulling a fillabuster!
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Wing Slams:
Chef Blando de La Huile: - Ok, every now and then even our best spots can have an off night in the kitchen. But... Floating under cooked mild wings in some sort of oily industrial runoff instead of our usual great wings, let’s hope this is a one off.
Cacklers: - Hey Seaward women, who can’t control the decibels after a couple drinks. Shut your cock holes. Seriously, shut it. Newsflash, the building went silent after you left. This is why there are gentlemen’s clubs, coal mines, and ocean oil rigs. It’s to get away from you.
Quotables:
Derek J: Going for a smoke Steve? Steve: Yeah, but going for a pee first, then smoke. Mike B: Don’t get the order backwards or you’ll end up throwing a cigarette in the toilet, then sucking your own cock!
DJ: When I die, I want to be cremated, and thrown into Lake America
Mike B: I’m not saying John’s gay or anything, he just likes to eat Snickers bars upside down so he can feel the veins on his tongue.
MikeB: The colon is the gateway to the soul.
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score. PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle. EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity. DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
BHON 1996 -
2026
Celebrating
30
Years!
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