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Derek H: Misc observations by Derek: The Pope: You’re a Popey-head! Queen Elizabeth: You dried up, wrinkled, old useless #$%@ Yasser Arafat: Put a brim on that hat, sandy! D. Sanchez: Your moustache stinks! Scooby Doo: I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids and that darn dog! Dragonball Z: Goku, Frieza is going to kick your ass! Mike Hunt: We keep calling, but you’re never there! Frank Enstein: You’re a monster! Jenny Tell: You smell like a fish, and look like roast beef.... Waitress at Cheers: You have a big ass. Send your friend with the giant pink cans over. Goku: For letting Frieza kick your ass! Pointy haired, vein-bursting freak! |







BHON Events History| Date: | Member: | Location: | Intersection: | Parking: |
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| March 19th, 2026 | Hugh G Rection | Club Belvedere | Front and John | Up Top, Down Below, U Pick |
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
Steve: Fire up the Zamboni to get her off, the ice.
Steve: What the fuck is this shit? (Upon receiving the gluten free beer)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings. Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt! It’s literally right above it. I guess I’m focused on other things ;)

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