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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
Hard to believe it has been 30 years since we started this little chicken wing social club back in September of 1996. Join us Thursday, September 17th, 2026 at Bugsy’s to celebrate this momentous occasion. We’re thinking me might try something new, like having Guinness and wings? What do you think? We might be on to something?
Mike G: Nice wing sauce....tastes like 50% tomato paste, 50% douche!
September - 2026 : Bugsy’s, St Catharines
September - 2026 : Grand Central Bar & Grill, Niagara Falls
May - 2026 : Club Belvedere, Thorold
April - 2026 : The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
April - 2026 : Chip n Charlies, Niagara Falls
February - 2026 : Chuck’s Roadhouse, St. Catharines
November - 2025 : Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
July - 2025 : Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
May - 2025 : Sideline Social Kitchen & Bar, St. Catharines
November - 2024 : Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery, Niagara Falls
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October 1st, 2026 Councilman Ken Club Belvedere John & Front Wherever You can
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
DJ: When I die, I want to be cremated, and thrown into Lake America
Mike B: I’m not saying John’s gay or anything, he just likes to eat Snickers bars upside down so he can feel the veins on his tongue.
MikeB: The colon is the gateway to the soul.
Miss V: I’ve already seen your cock!
Woppy DiWop: Hey, what aboutta da tomat?
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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