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Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery
The Courtyard Bar & Grill
Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill
Hooligan’s Sports Bar
Silks Country Kitchen
The Eager Beaver
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar
Romby’s
Monty’s Pub


The 100 Club
BHON Legendary!
Bugsy’s
Manhattan Bar & Grill
Romby’s


The Good
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Bezo’s Bar and Grill
Big Marco’s
Butler’s Sports Bar
Canalside Pub & Eatery
Cat’s Caboose
Cheers - Welland
Chippawa House
Clancy’s Sports Bar
Cracker Jack’s
Don Cherry’s Sports Bar
Fat Louie’s
Gagster’s
Grand Central Bar & Grill
Hooligan’s Sports Bar
Hooters - Niagara v2
Iggy’s Pub & Grub
JJ Kapps
Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill
Kaz’s St. Paul Street Pub
Kelsey’s
Kim’s Wooden Nicol
Kully’s Original Sports Bar
Merchant Ale House
Mick And Angelo’s
Moe’s - Port Colborne
Olde Angel Inn
Olle’s Ale House
Patrick Sheehan’s Pub
Pie Guys Pizzeria
Rickijo’s
Rikochez Pub & Eatery
Sandtrap Pub and Grill
Scorecard Harry’s
Silks Country Kitchen
Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery
Tailgates Bar & Grill
Taps on Queen
Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits
The Beach
The Butcher & Banker
The Courtyard Bar & Grill
The Eager Beaver
The Feathery Pub
The Forty Public House
The Irish Harp Pub
The Judge & Jester
The Lazy Lizard
The Moose and Goose
The Mouse Trap
The Overtime Pub
The Queen’s Guard Pub v2
The Reeb House
The Regency Athletic Resort
The Rex Hotel
The Riverside Tavern
The Usual Suspects
Trailside Bar & Grill
Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill
Wild Wing
Wrigley’s Sports Lounge


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Boston Pizza
Donnelly’s Irish Pub
Ivan’s Bar
Jack Astor’s
Mustang’s Bar & Grill
Relax Bar
The Belleview
Y-Not Again


The Ugly
Out of Business!
All Stars Tap and Grillhouse
Arizona’s
Badda Bing Roadhouse
Barzooka’s
Big Daddy’s
Blazing Saddles Roadhouse
Brewins Pub
Brooklyn’s
Buffalo Wing & Pizza
Carley’s
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar
Chaplain’s
Cheers Tap & Grill
Christina’s
Crabby Joe’s - St. Cath
Crabby Joe’s - Welland
Da Bar
Domenic’s Resto Bar
Duff’s Pizzeria
Freddees
Fregos Grillhouse & Bar
Fugly’s Cafe and Pub
Gord’s Place
Hallett’s
Hemingway’s
Honey’s St. Catharines
Hoops Sports Bar
Hooters - Brampton
Hooters - Niagara
J Tapps Bar & Eatery
Kahunaville
Kelly’s Winghouse
London Arms
Mac’s Sports Bar
Mackinaw’s Tap & Grill
Malibu Jacks
Moe’s - St. Catharines
Monty’s Pub
Mystic Jacks
Neighbourhood Pizza
O’Reillys
Phase One
Players
Port Mansion
Queen’s Guard Pub
Regal Begal
Schnitzel Corner Tavern
Shoeless Joe’s
Sizzlin’ Charlies
Somebuddy’s
Southside Frankies
St. George Arms
St. Louis Bar & Grill
Sudzz
Syndicate Restaurant
Taste of the Caribbean
The Boathouse
The Brownstone Pub
The Bull Market
The Cadillac Ranch
The Casa
The Celtic Pub
The Cock and Pheasant
The Daily Planet
The Dog Pound v1.0
The Dog Pound v2.0
The Duck (Golden Pheasant)
The Dusty Rhino
The Elbow Room
The Flats Bar & Grill
The Geekery Pub
The Griffon Pub
The Honest Lawyer (Downtown)
The Honest Lawyer (Hartzel)
The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville
The Lion Tavern
The Mad Hatter
The Montrose Inn
The Pepper Pot
The Red Hot Chili Pepper
The Red Onion Bar & Eatery
The Street Tap & Eatery
Time Out
Titanic Pub
TJ’s Sports Bar
Tricky Nicks
United Arms
Villa Paradiso
Wacky Wings
Wild Mushroom Bar & Grill
Winchester Arms
Wrigley’s Field


Wings Across the World
Buffalo Wild Wings
Damone’s
Darby’s Public House
Gargoyles Pub & Grill
Hooters - Madison WI
Howe Sound Brewing
Mulligan’s Pub
Nedley’s
Old Chicago
Pargo’s
St. Louis Bar & Grill (Toronto)
The 49 Club
The Barker Brew Co
The Blarney Stone
The Brazen Head
The Cricketer’s
The Great Dane
The Norfolk Tavern
The Porterhouse Brew Company
The Temple Bar
The Vat House Pub
The Whitfield


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    The “Delicious” Costco Find Hiding in the Prepared Foods Section (It Rivals M...
    Posted: 3 Jul 2025 at 3:00am
    The “Delicious” Costco Find Hiding in the Prepared Foods Section (It Rivals My Favorite Restaurant)  The Kitchn


    Get $1 wings all day for National Chicken Wing Day - CW33.com
    Posted: 14 Jul 2025 at 4:17pm
    Get $1 wings all day for National Chicken Wing Day  CW33.com


    Wingstop Drops Exclusive Meal with Massive Brand Fan and Basketball Icon, Pai...
    Posted: 14 Jul 2025 at 9:02am
    Wingstop Drops Exclusive Meal with Massive Brand Fan and Basketball Icon, Paige Bueckers  Wingstop


    I went to Hooters in the UK. The beer was cold and the wings were crispy, but...
    Posted: 13 Jul 2025 at 6:30am
    I went to Hooters in the UK. The beer was cold and the wings were crispy, but I was puzzled by the family-friendly vibe.  Business Insider


    Nappy Wingz: Serving Memphis-style wings in Knoxville, TN - Knoxville News Se...
    Posted: 14 Jul 2025 at 5:11am
    Nappy Wingz: Serving Memphis-style wings in Knoxville, TN  Knoxville News Sentinel


    Smoke Your Wings Before Frying For A Unique Twist On A Classic Chicken Dish -...
    Posted: 27 Jun 2025 at 3:00am
    Smoke Your Wings Before Frying For A Unique Twist On A Classic Chicken Dish  Chowhound


    Chicken wing restaurant opening in Roanoke - WDBJ7
    Posted: 10 Jul 2025 at 4:47pm
    Chicken wing restaurant opening in Roanoke  WDBJ7


    I Asked 4 Chefs To Name the Best Fast Food Chicken Wings, and They All Chose ...
    Posted: 10 Jul 2025 at 7:00pm
    I Asked 4 Chefs To Name the Best Fast Food Chicken Wings, and They All Chose the Same Chain  Allrecipes


    Wingstop's Newest Meal Is a Hit with One WNBA Fan - Men's Journal
    Posted: 14 Jul 2025 at 1:00pm
    Wingstop's Newest Meal Is a Hit with One WNBA Fan  Men's Journal


    Friday Feed: Crispy Chicken Wings - KADN News 15
    Posted: 11 Jul 2025 at 11:28am
    Friday Feed: Crispy Chicken Wings  KADN News 15



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    ‘Not an easy decision’: The Beer Store is closing 10 more stores in Ontario, ...
    Posted: 14 Jul 2025 at 4:29pm
    ‘Not an easy decision’: The Beer Store is closing 10 more stores in Ontario, including 5 in the GTA  CP24


    CLOSURE: 9 more Beer Store locations shutting down this weekend in Ontario - ...
    Posted: 14 Jul 2025 at 12:10pm
    CLOSURE: 9 more Beer Store locations shutting down this weekend in Ontario  INsauga


    Beer Store to close St. Laurent Blvd. location - CTV News
    Posted: 14 Jul 2025 at 4:37pm
    Beer Store to close St. Laurent Blvd. location  CTV News


    The Beer Store closing 10 more Ontario locations — Is yours affected? - Insid...
    Posted: 14 Jul 2025 at 12:22pm
    The Beer Store closing 10 more Ontario locations — Is yours affected?  Inside Halton


    Ridgetown Beer Store slated for closure - Chatham Daily News
    Posted: 14 Jul 2025 at 1:32pm
    Ridgetown Beer Store slated for closure  Chatham Daily News


    Beer store in Sioux Lookout to close - CKDR
    Posted: 14 Jul 2025 at 5:06pm
    Beer store in Sioux Lookout to close  CKDR


    Hulk Hogan’s beer at the center of new $10M lawsuit - The Independent
    Posted: 11 Jul 2025 at 6:01pm
    Hulk Hogan’s beer at the center of new $10M lawsuit  The Independent


    Antigonish craft brewery testing health warning labels on beer cans - CBC
    Posted: 12 Jul 2025 at 5:00am
    Antigonish craft brewery testing health warning labels on beer cans  CBC


    Young Germans say no: Is this the end of Germany’s beer-drinking era? - Ynetnews
    Posted: 12 Jul 2025 at 5:59am
    Young Germans say no: Is this the end of Germany’s beer-drinking era?  Ynetnews


    Travis Kelce hits fan with golf shot during beer-filled celebrity tournament ...
    Posted: 13 Jul 2025 at 6:55pm
    Travis Kelce hits fan with golf shot during beer-filled celebrity tournament  New York Post



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