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"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." -- W.C. Fields --
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Derek H: Misc observations by Derek:
The Pope: You’re a Popey-head!
Queen Elizabeth: You dried up, wrinkled, old useless #$%@
Yasser Arafat: Put a brim on that hat, sandy!
D. Sanchez: Your moustache stinks!
Scooby Doo: I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids and that darn dog!
Dragonball Z: Goku, Frieza is going to kick your ass!
Mike Hunt: We keep calling, but you’re never there!
Frank Enstein: You’re a monster!
Jenny Tell: You smell like a fish, and look like roast beef....
Waitress at Cheers: You have a big ass. Send your friend with the giant pink cans over.
Goku: For letting Frieza kick your ass! Pointy haired, vein-bursting freak!
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- March - 2025: The Usual Suspects , Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery, Niagara Falls
- November - 2024: The Courtyard Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- May - 2024: Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill, St. Catharines
- April - 2024: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- February - 2024: Silks Country Kitchen, Virgil
- February - 2024: The Eager Beaver, Niagara Falls
- December - 2023: Cat’s Kitchen and Bar, Niagara Falls
- September - 2023: Romby’s, St Catharines
- June - 2023: Monty’s Pub, St Catharines
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings.
Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt!
It’s literally right above it.
I guess I’m focused on other things ;)
Everybody: Hey Steve taste this!
Most of us: I hate short weeks. People try to cram 5 days of stupid into 4. And they usually succeed.
The collective: Let’s try a place we haven’t been to in a while. Oh wait, they want reservations. Oh wait, you can only stay for 2.5 hours. Oh look, they have a band that night. Um yea, not going to happen.
And this is why we stick to certain places.
Radioactive Man: Why don’t these quotes change?
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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