"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
-- W.C. Fields --

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Derek H: Misc observations by Derek: The Pope: You’re a Popey-head! Queen Elizabeth: You dried up, wrinkled, old useless #$%@ Yasser Arafat: Put a brim on that hat, sandy! D. Sanchez: Your moustache stinks! Scooby Doo: I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids and that darn dog! Dragonball Z: Goku, Frieza is going to kick your ass! Mike Hunt: We keep calling, but you’re never there! Frank Enstein: You’re a monster! Jenny Tell: You smell like a fish, and look like roast beef.... Waitress at Cheers: You have a big ass. Send your friend with the giant pink cans over. Goku: For letting Frieza kick your ass! Pointy haired, vein-bursting freak!