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EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
Posted: 2002-09-13 by Mike B

Edition V1.4:
Well, where to begin? 850's live, or so we think! I'm talking with USA#1, #2, and #3,
all is well. But one of the last minute system changes means that both the SAP material
number and the HS-Code is not viewable by the USA customer service reps! Call 911!

[Meeting...Shuffle paper, cough, whining]
CDN#1m: Eh, we are not like to typing in the HS and Material code 2 time!
Me: and my hand will be sore from bashing in your face... Then don't, it's already sent in EDI.
CDN#1m: Eh, but the CSRs cannots sees the code!
Me: me, sore hand, you, sore face... I send it, they receive it, not my problem.
CDN#2f: But if the CSR cannot see both codes, they cannot process the order!
Me: me, sore cock, you, sore mouth... They have to fix the problem on their end, we are sending all the data.
PDN: All these documents have gone through testing, why is this brought up now after the go-live?
Me: You tell 'em puddin'! I agree, this should have been an issue during testing.
CDN#2f: Another issue is that MRP is affected by the inbound ASN quantities, we cannot receive the PO quantity!
Me: you're about to receive a quantity in the eye... Exactly, you have to receive what USA sends.
CDN#3f: But that's not the way it entered before EDI, we shouldn't have to change!
Me: in a minute I'm going to enter your... Entry port documents indicate qty received, you don't use that?
CDN#4f: Not always the time, sometimes dere, we are gettink confirmation from dese instruction oral!
Me: fuck, don't make it so easy frenchy... So you receive a quantity higher than what was shipped!
CDN#2f: Yes, well no. Of course, maybe out of the ordinarily we won't not receive a different quantity, so no.
Me: bend over, I'll pound some fucking sense into you... Next topic.
PDN: Agreed, we have stopped the inbound 855 and 856 until the issues are resolved, we are ready to test.
CDN#1m: Eh, so when we are going to test dese changements?






Harry Potter Dildo is Huge Seller!
Posted: 2002-09-07 by Mike G

Parents whose kids are begging for Mattel's Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 broom might want to check out the reviews at toysrus.com . One Texas mother was afraid her 12-year-old daughter would think the Quidditch stick was too babyish, but says "she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick!" An Ohio mom also found her 12-year-old daughter and her pals "play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like its special effects ... My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!"

Then all became clear to us with the comments from a toy enthusiast in New Jersey: "It wasn't until she ... started playing with it that I realized the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and VIBRATES when they put it between their legs to fly ... What were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed." Gee Mom, it only takes three AA's.



STFU Guy World Tour!
Posted: 2002-09-01 by Derek J

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Bad News for Beer Drinkers - Price Increase Coming!
Posted: 2002-08-09 by Mike G

By DAN PALMER-- Edmonton Sun

Drought conditions could drive up beer prices as the West faces one of its worst grain crops, says a farm lobby group.

And the quality of your beer could also be at risk due to the poor harvest, adds a barley growers' association.

Rod Scarlett, executive director of Wild Rose Agricultural Producers, said crop failures caused by the drought mean less barley on the market, which increases demand and price for the grain.

"The price of beer might go up," said Scarlett.

Canadian Wheat Board spokesman Louise Waldman said the price of malt barley has climbed from $175 a tonne in June to its current price of $207 a tonne.

"It will probably rise a bit more," said Waldman.

Greg Rockafellow, past president of the Western Barley Growers Association, said he's concerned the drought may affect the quality of beer.

That's because farmers may decide they can make more money by selling quality barley for feed closer to their farms, instead of selling it to someone else and having to pay higher shipping costs, he said.

Livestock feed is in high demand because of the drought.

"It will make a difference in the quality of your beer if the malters can't get quality barley," he said. "Malters" are companies that buy barley and turn it into malt for breweries.

Larry Kerwin, a brewmaster at Big Rock's Calgary brewery, said lower-quality barley doesn't affect a beer's taste, but it can make it cloudy - something North American beer drinkers don't like.

"We're hoping (the malters) will be able to find enough quality barley," said Kerwin, adding it's too soon to say if the price of beer will be affected by higher barley prices.

Meanwhile, the price of beef has dropped as more cattle flood the market because the cost of feed is so high, said Scarlett.

Ron Glaser of the Alberta Cattle Commission said the savings haven't yet been passed on to the grocery store level by processing plants and transportation companies.

"If they can make more off beef, they will," he said.




EDI Laffs, Gaffs and Blunders
Posted: 2002-08-09 by Mike B

Edition V1.3:
Quel week. The X12-850 purchase orders are OWN3D by me!
Now just gotta get over the 856 and 855 testing, cross your fingers EDI fans!

[Brrnnng]
Me: Uh huuuuuh?
USA#3: All the time I am just sent the 855 to testing mailing boxing to pleasing.
Me: - Hey, it's Al, Al Qaeda! I'll do a comm session, let you know how they look.
[CLICK]
Fuck, look at this shit! All the product numbers are wrong, quantities are ZERO! Fuck!
[BOMP][BIMP][BUMP][BAMP][BIMP][BEMP][BUMP][BIMP][BAMP][BEEP]
[Brnnng]
USA#1: Unh Huh?
Me: - Oh, her again! Hey _____, had a problem with the 855's.
USA#1: Kinda thought you might, the qualifiers in the prototype were different, right.
Me: - My cock is gonna feel different in your... Whole lotta problems, I expected quantity in the LIN04.
USA#1: It was a last minute change to move quantity to the SLN03.
Me: - And at the last minute I'll pull out of your... Holy cow the changes keep coming!
USA#1: The different product groups deliver the app files to EDI differently.
Me: - I'll deliver a product right in your... Inbox status showed 4 documents, only 2 passed.
USA#1: Some of your products weren't in my system, I had to use something else.
Me: - Fuck, I don't even have to touch that one. Ok, when are the rest coming?
USA#1: When are they coming, let see, coming, coming, coming....Next week.
Me: - Too late, came. Ok, I'll get back to you. -After I change my underwear.
USA#1: Oh yeah, USA#3 sent the 856's - he had to change product numbers too, and DTM qualifiers.
Me: - Fuck, it's 9/11 all over again! I'll let you know how they look.
[CLICK]


 





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