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2009-04-09
Derek J: To waitress "Hey, where’s my free keychain?" Waitress: Oh sorry, we don’t have any more. Derek J: That’s okay. I was only going to give it to my father who’s dying of cancer... Waitress: Oh for Christ sake....
2009-04-09
Steve: To Vickie "Hey why didn’t you wave when I passed you downtown today?" Vickie: I didn’t see you, I swear. Mike G: He was the guy driving by waving a picture of his cock at you!
2009-03-26
Mike B: I’d fuck Cinderella.
2009-03-26
Mike G: Gaspe....it’s like the clit of the St. Lawrence
Chris: So that means you can’t find it?
2009-03-26
Steve: I should get this picture laminated. It’s wearing out. Mike B: Yeah...make a whole set of Steve’s Cock trading cards! Chris: He’s got the whole rookie season! Mike B: Vital stats: Small. 4 inches. Low batting average.
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