Arizona’sAddress: 2740 Merrittville Highway - Thorold
Parking: New Mexico’s
Intersection: Merrittville Hwy & Beaverdams Rd.
Last Reviewed: October 7th, 1999
Wingage Score: 59%
|BHON - Oct 1999
|BHON - Apr 1999
Overall - Oct 1999:
Fuck. The last time must have been a fluke. These poor critters died to have their remains desecrated like this. The cook should be shot. Who the fuck coats half of the wing with sauce? We ask for hot, we get crap.
Well Arizona’s, fuck you too. That’ll be your last BHON night in a while.
And here`s a little math equation:
3 parts Lemon Pledge + 10 parts Carbonation + 5 parts Water does NOT = Ginger Ale
Overall - Apr 1999:
WOW! Who woulda thunk that there would be wings that good right smack dab in the middle of BHON territory?
Picture this: Quarter pound wings, no visible deformities, all meat, no tendons (must have been cripple chickens), no connected neck or gizzards, crispy, but yet saucy at the same time!
We ordered hot, and Arizona’s delivered hot, text book hot, with no reported ROFAR incidents. And you know they must be fantastic wings because Rick and Scott didn’t like them! Beer, no Rickards red, but Mick’s Red was the best substitute we’d ever encountered.
Why only 96% you ask? 1 word, Karaoke. When BHON isn’t the loudest group in a bar something’s wrong.
Tavern owners, here’s a hint, Karaoke is a Japanese phrase meaning "Ha ha whitey, you sing like a Korean".
Patrick after being crapped on by a giant Arizonas chicken: Daaaaaahhhhh!