Well here we are in March 2026. Every time I seem to get a moment to catch my breath and say ’What else could possibly happen?" the world says "Hold my beer and Watch This!".  So the US invades Venezuela and overturns their government, then kinda fucks off for awhile. Now we’re bombing the fuck out of Iran. Apparently rumor has it that Cuba is next.

Gas prices just hit an all time high. My RRSP took another nosedive into oblivion. A pound of wings is pushing $20 at some of the places we go to. Inflation going up and up. And those damn old Epstein files are still kicking around though we will likely never know the truth they hold. 

I try hard not to get into politics with people as it is a pointless battle, but what in the actual fuck is going on in this world? We thought the end of COVID would bring some sanity back to the planet but apparently we were wrong.

I don’t have any fucking solutions. 

At least there’s no tariffs on beer (yet) and tits on the Internet, which I am going to go look at now.

Actually maybe that IS the solution? The world needs more tits and less warmongering!

Ladies and gentlemen, after many months of development, we are pleased to announce the release of BHON AI version 1.0! Since companies all over the world are busy investing in AI technology, we figured why not jump on the bandwagon and try and make some money on one of our own! Finally, we are ready to present it to the world!

The BHON AI is based on a complex new engine known as the "Cognitive Unified Network Toolset" or C.U.N.T. One of the main benefits of C.U.N.T over OpenAI, ChatGPT and similar platforms is lower overhead and memory requirements as our neural model is more streamlined as it has been trained exclusively by Mike G to eliminate redundancy in its output.

Initial implementations of C.U.N.T. have not been without glitches though. Some say C.U.N.T. can be problematic unless handled appropriately. We welcome  you to give C.U.N.T. a try. Please be aware we are still in our testing phase and your results may vary.