No one is listening until you fart. -- Mike Ockizard --
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
BHON 28th Anniversary - September 19th!!!
Hey you fuckin’ cocksuckers! Clean the jizz outta your ears and listen up! Thursday, September 19th is our 28th anniversary, so instead of staying home and jacking off like you usually do, get up up off your lazy fuckin’ ass and show the fuck up for what might be the most important event in your life! If not, we will be sure to mock you in your absence. You surely don’t want that, do you? Fuck no! So don’t be a cunt! Be cool! Like the Fonz cool....
BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!
Sterling Rep: Hi, Im the new rep for Labatt Sterling’. Our low-carb beer is aimed at active people. Patrick: But, if you are active you need MORE carbs, not less. What’s wrong with carbs is you are active? Sterling Rep: That’s right, hence you see why we are targeting active people. BHON: huh?
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Wing Slams:
Quotables:
Everybody: Hey Steve taste this!
Most of us: I hate short weeks. People try to cram 5 days of stupid into 4. And they usually succeed.
The collective: Let’s try a place we haven’t been to in a while. Oh wait, they want reservations. Oh wait, you can only stay for 2.5 hours. Oh look, they have a band that night. Um yea, not going to happen.
And this is why we stick to certain places.
Radioactive Man: Why don’t these quotes change?
Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score. PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle. EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity. DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
BHON 1996 -
2024
Celebrating
28
Years!
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