I was walking down the road and saw my Afghani neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What’s wrong, Abdul? Won’t it start?"
-- Anonymous --

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

With the various recent health-related issues facing some BHON members, we feel it is important as ever to address the issue of colo-rectal cancer. Caught early, it is highly treatable and screening is easy, discrete and readily available to all. Consult your family physician today to get your own kit!

Mike B: Don’t ask her to suck your cock, just tell her to put it in her mouth until the swelling goes down!

Given all the bad news recently, BHON has been a bit of a bummer.
We figured this was a good time to bring back the monthly pbbbbt!
So here’s a great big jumbo update for this month....