I was walking down the road and saw my Afghani neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him,
"What’s wrong, Abdul? Won’t it start?"
-- Anonymous --
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
Important Advice for BHON Members
With the various recent health-related issues facing some BHON members, we feel it is important as ever to address the issue of colo-rectal cancer. Caught early, it is highly treatable and screening is easy, discrete and readily available to all. Consult your family physician today to get your own kit!
BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!
Mike B: Don’t ask her to suck your cock, just tell her to put it in her mouth until the swelling goes down!
BHON.NET Site News:
March 2023 - Back by Popular Demand - Pbbbbbt!!!
Given all the bad news recently, BHON has been a bit of a bummer. We figured this was a good time to bring back the monthly pbbbbt! So here’s a great big jumbo update for this month....
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Wing Slams:
Quotables:
Radioactive Man: Why don’t these quotes change?
Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...
DerekJ: Pre-suffering. A unique two wing chemical reaction where the suicide wing does not taste hot, until the lower heat rated wing is consumed, then the suffering commences.
Derek: Yeah I’d offer sound advice to whomever requires it.
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness? Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score. PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle. EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity. DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
BHON 1996 -
2023
Celebrating
27
Years!
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