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BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - November 2013
Hot damn I would make a Mila out of her Kunis! Ok that’s an OLD joke, but fuck you I’m not
in a very creative mood this month. Let’s see you assholes come up with something better!!!!!
Last Reviews:
- October - 2013: The Reeb House, Port Colborne
- September - 2013: The Celtic Pub, St Catharines
- May - 2013: Hemingway’s, St Catharines
- April - 2013: Saucapalooza 2013, Thorold
- April - 2013: The Red Onion Bar & Eatery, St Catharines
- April - 2013: The Street Tap & Eatery, St Catharines
- April - 2013: Port Mansion, Port Dalhousie
- November - 2012: Gord’s Place, St Catharines
- November - 2012: Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill, St Catharines
- October - 2012: Syndicate Restaurant, St Catharines
BHON Event Schedule:
BHON Events History| Date: | Member: | Location: | Intersection: | Parking: |
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| December 12th, 2013 | Last BHON of 2013! | BHON Clubhouse | Next to the Tomats in Thorold | Mike B’s Driveway |
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Quotables:
Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!Vickie: I bet I’ve had more ballsacks in my mouth than you have!
David: Oh hey guys we’re all out of Guinness.
BHON: GASP!
David: Nah I’m just fuckin’ with ya.
Mike B: My hands get cold real quick on the bike, sometimes I can’t feel my fingers.
Steve J: Or worse, your nuts!
Mike G: FBS! Frozen Bag Syndrome!
Mike B: I wear gloves for that.
Mike G: For your balls?
Derek J: A Cock Sock!
Vickie: Dick Mittens!
Mike G: Ass Pirates of the Carribbean!
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingeryCPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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Posted: 6 Dec 2013 at 12:01pm
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Posted: 28 Nov 2013 at 8:02am
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Posted: 9 Dec 2013 at 2:04am
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