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I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Mourning?." He said, "No, just taking a shit."
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Well folks, we did it! Our long awaited Grimsby Pub Crawl marks our Two Hundredth Review, with three excellent spots bringing us to the magic number! Props to Teddy’s Sports Bar, The Forty Public House and The Judge and Jester for bringing us reviews 198, 199 and 200 - not to mention some fine wingage and beer selections. The first ever BHON Hat Trick (Well, I guess that’s not 100% accurate. Rick would be our first Hatrick ;) In the words of our founder, "Fuck, we should have done this sooner!" See you all on Sept 29th at Bugsys for the BHON 20th Anniversary Event!!! |
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BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - September 2016!
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Last Reviews:
- September - 2016: The Judge & Jester, Grimsby
- September - 2016: The Forty Public House, Grimsby
- September - 2016: Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits, Grimsby
- September - 2016: The Overtime Pub, Thorold
- September - 2016: Syndicate Restaurant, St Catharines
- September - 2016: The Dog Pound v2.0, St Catharines
- September - 2016: The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville, Beamsville
- June - 2016: The Geekery Pub, Niagara Falls
- May - 2016: The Honest Lawyer , St. Catharines
- March - 2016: TJ’s Sports Bar, St. Catharines
BHON Event Schedule:
BHON Events History| Date: | Member: | Location: | Intersection: | Parking: |
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| September 29th, 2016 | Anniversary Bitches | Bugsy’s (Where else?) | Lakeshore and Lake | In one of the numerous spaces outside |
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Quotables:
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
Mike B: He died of Smallcox.
Chris: No I think it was Dicktheria?
Derek J: There’s a vaccine for that!
Steve: Yeah, it’s penis cillin!
Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingeryCPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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Who Actually Created Buffalo Wings?
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Posted: 11 Sep 2016 at 9:24am
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Florida police officers fatally shoot a man eating chicken wings in his backyard
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Posted: 18 Sep 2016 at 8:05am
Upstate NY's best chicken wings finalists are in: Vote in our poll for a winner
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Posted: 12 Sep 2016 at 3:05pm
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'Leave me alone': Florida deputies fatally shoot man eating chicken wings in backyard
RT
He was eating chicken wings and fries when deputies ordered him to get on the ground. "Leave me alone," Fraz...
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Tie-up of world's biggest beer makers clears final hurdle - CTV NewsPosted: 28 Sep 2016 at 7:27am
CTV News
Tie-up of world's biggest beer makers clears final hurdle
CTV News
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Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 3:49pm
CBC.ca
'Pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants with pissy beer' are fightin' words
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The Europeans are doing a little damage control after a colourful, humourous and crude essay written by team memb... Beer league hockey tradition under threat as more arenas ban ... - Yahoo Spor...
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If mom and apple pie define America, as the old expression goes, then surely hockey and beer ar... Celebrate National Drink Beer Day with these bizarre brews - CNET - CNET
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CNET
Celebrate National Drink Beer Day with these bizarre brews - CNET
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Posted: 27 Sep 2016 at 6:18pm
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Mark Heise, vice president and brewmaster of Rebellion Brewing holding a media event in hopes of... Beer drinkers abandon pubs as supermarket sales dominate for the first time -...
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 1:22pm
Telegraph.co.uk
Beer drinkers abandon pubs as supermarket sales dominate for the first time
Telegraph.co.uk
More beer is being sold in supermarkets than pubs for the first time, as a trend for home-de... Alleged beer bandit busted in Pouch Cove - Newfoundland ... - CBC - CBC.ca
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 4:49am
CBC.ca
Alleged beer bandit busted in Pouch Cove - Newfoundland ... - CBC
CBC.ca
A 21-year-old man didn't get to quench his thirst and instead spent the night.
Man arrested after allegedly stealing beer... Alexander Skarsgard brews his own beer - Mississauga
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 10:05am
Mississauga
Alexander Skarsgard brews his own beer
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Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 7:16am
CNBC
Americans and Europeans are ditching beer for healthier drinks
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So we are seeing regions like North America and Europe which used to be a real cash cow for the beer industry, suddenly we are ... Data Dive: Does Legalization Hurt Beer Sales? - Leafly
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 6:01pm
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Data Dive: Does Legalization Hurt Beer Sales?
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In Massachusetts, the Beer Distributors of Massachusetts PAC, a political action committee representing 16 of the state's beer distributors,...
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