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- June - 2017: Cat’s Kitchen and Bar, Niagara Falls
- April - 2017: Pie Guys Pizzeria, St. Catharines
- February - 2017: The Riverside Tavern, Chippawa
- November - 2016: Grand Central Bar & Grill, Niagara Falls
- September - 2016: The Forty Public House, Grimsby
- September - 2016: Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits, Grimsby
- September - 2016: The Judge & Jester, Grimsby
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- September - 2016: The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville, Beamsville
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
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Derek: Yeah I’d fuck his mouth.
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
Mike B: He died of Smallcox.
Chris: No I think it was Dicktheria?
Derek J: There’s a vaccine for that!
Steve: Yeah, it’s penis cillin!
Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
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CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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Boys Steal Chicken Wings from Delivery Man in Stockton - FOX40
Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 12:17am
Boys Steal Chicken Wings from Delivery Man in Stockton
STOCKTON ? A bag of chicken wings was stolen from a delivery driver Sunday by two boys, one armed with a handgun, in Stockton. The de...
I Hate Chicken Wings (& Yes, I'm Black) - Refinery29
Posted: 20 Jul 2017 at 11:10am
I Hate Chicken Wings (& Yes, I'm Black)
There I am, sitting at a restaurant, or a party, or a cookout, and everyone around me is chowing down on dozens upon dozens of chicken win...
Popular Chicken Wing Franchise Opening Fairfield Location - Patch.com
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 3:30pm
Popular Chicken Wing Franchise Opening Fairfield Location
FAIRFIELD, CT ? The national chicken-wing delivery franchise that celebrates letting ?your inner caveman out" to devour a ...
East Coast Wings & Grill Celebrates National Chicken Wing Day - PR Newswire (...
Posted: 22 Jul 2017 at 10:02am
East Coast Wings & Grill Celebrates National Chicken Wing Day
PR Newswire (press release)
WINSTON-SALEM, N.C., July 22, 2017 /PRNewswire/ -- In honor of the 40th anniversary of National Chicken Wing ...
Honey Soy Chicken Wings - InDaily - InDaily
Posted: 23 Jul 2017 at 7:36pm
Honey Soy Chicken Wings - InDaily
This recipe is perfect for entertaining and very versatile, says Hilton Adelaide executive chef Daniel Fleming. "Add to a barbecue spread for the fami...
You Can 100% Smoke Chicken Wings at Home - Bon Appetit
Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 8:22am
You Can 100% Smoke Chicken Wings at Home
Jonathan and Justin Fox's chicken wings fly way above the rest. The Fox Bros. Bar-B-Q duo makes wings that are juicy and pleasantly che...
Buffalo wing inventor Anchor Bar will open an NYC location - Metro US - Metro US
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 2:10pm
Buffalo wing inventor Anchor Bar will open an NYC location - Metro US
The pub where chicken wings got their first toss in spicy sauce, Anchor Bar, is set to open an NYC outpost.
Poultry paradise: Chicken wings abound on the North Shore - The Glencoe Anchor
Posted: 20 Jul 2017 at 1:09am
Poultry paradise: Chicken wings abound on the North Shore
The Glencoe Anchor
Poultry paradise: Chicken wings abound on the North Shore. Backyard Grill's buffalo wings ($7 for six, $10 for 12) are ser...
Screaming Sphincter Chicken Wings Recipe - Made with Screaming Sphincter Garl...
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 2:30pm
Screaming Sphincter Chicken Wings Recipe - Made with Screaming Sphincter Garlic Pepper Hot Sauce from Peppers ...
Heat oil in deep-fryer to 300 degrees F (150 degrees C...
PJ Whelihan's is offering an unlimited chicken wings deal for one day - Phill...
Posted: 21 Jul 2017 at 1:01pm
PJ Whelihan's is offering an unlimited chicken wings deal for one day
Unlimited chicken wings deals are tricky. Oftentimes they seem like a bargain ? all the wings you ...
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A truly Canadian find: Vintage stubbies filled with beer found cooling in Lak...
Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 12:33am
A truly Canadian find: Vintage stubbies filled with beer found cooling in Lake Ontario
It has been decades since beer was commonly sold to us in a stubby ? but last weekend, a Toronto ma...
Beer made for women sparks online outcry | Lifestyle from CTV News - CTV News
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 3:25pm
Beer made for women sparks online outcry | Lifestyle from CTV News
A beer created specifically for women has generated backlash from its target market, with female consumers chiding ...
Millennials are killing the beer industry - Business Insider
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 12:55pm
Millennials are killing the beer industry
Millennials aren't drinking enough beer to keep brands afloat. According to CNBC, Goldman Sachs downgraded both Boston Beer ...
10 best traditional British beers - The Independent
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 8:05am
10 best traditional British beers
The Great British Beer Festival, organised by CAMRA (Campaign for Real Ale), is celebrating its 40th anniversary this year and promise...
New airport security rules and brewing beer battles: CBC's Marketplace consum...
Posted: 23 Jul 2017 at 9:00am
New airport security rules and brewing beer battles: CBC's Marketplace consumer cheat sheet
The U.S. association that represents them says big beer companies are buying up local brew pub...
Suds up in The Six for the Festival of Beer - Toronto Sun
Posted: 23 Jul 2017 at 5:06pm
Suds up in The Six for the Festival of Beer
Toronto's Festival of Beer, now in its 21st year, will offer more than 400 kinds of beer at this year's brew-ha-ha from Friday until...
Firestone Walker Beer Dinner - TheStranger.com
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 5:25pm
Firestone Walker Beer Dinner
Famous San Diego/San Francisco beer bar Toronado has a Seattle location, tucked away on a quiet corner in north Seattle, and they're quietl...
Kim Jong-un AXES North Korea beer festival amid fears of worst drought in DEC...
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 2:07pm
Kim Jong-un AXES North Korea beer festival amid fears of worst drought in DECADE
The second annual Taedonggang Beer Festival was set to start in two days' time, but the rec...
Brooklyn Beckham kisses new girlfriend Madison Beer as they go shopping befor...
Posted: 24 Jul 2017 at 1:28pm
Brooklyn Beckham kisses new girlfriend Madison Beer as they go shopping before night out in Hollywood
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'Beer for Her' sparks online outrage - Toronto Sun
Posted: 21 Jul 2017 at 1:02pm
'Beer for Her' sparks online outrage
Good news ladies! There is finally a beer made just for you. Czech beer brand Aurosa recently launched a new premium beer "Aurosa for Her."...
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