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No celebrity this month, just some random bouncy-bouncy!
May - 2015: The Queen’s Guard Pub v2, Niagara Falls
May - 2015: Iggy’s Pub & Grub, Fonthill
April - 2015: Kully’s Original Sports Bar, St. Catharines
April - 2015: Tailgates Bar & Grill, Welland
October - 2014: Kahunaville, St Catharines
October - 2014: London Arms, St Catharines
October - 2014: Hemingway’s, St Catharines
October - 2014: Mystic Jacks, St Catharines
October - 2014: Shoeless Joe’s, St Catharines
September - 2014: Kim’s Wooden Nicol, St Catharines
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!
Vickie: I bet I’ve had more ballsacks in my mouth than you have!
David: Oh hey guys we’re all out of Guinness.
David: Nah I’m just fuckin’ with ya.
Mike B: My hands get cold real quick on the bike, sometimes I can’t feel my fingers. Steve J: Or worse, your nuts! Mike G: FBS! Frozen Bag Syndrome! Mike B: I wear gloves for that. Mike G: For your balls? Derek J: A Cock Sock! Vickie: Dick Mittens!
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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Posted: 23 Jun 2015 at 4:51pm
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Posted: 16 Jun 2015 at 2:50am
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Posted: 5 Jun 2015 at 2:12pm
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Goose Island Brewery in Chicago is a Canuck favourite - Ottawa Sun
Posted: 28 Jun 2015 at 9:12am
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Posted: 27 Jun 2015 at 7:30am
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Posted: 28 Jun 2015 at 6:36am
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Posted: 28 Jun 2015 at 11:31am
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