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- February - 2014: Saucapalooza 2014, Thorold
- October - 2013: The Reeb House, Port Colborne
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Mike G: For your balls?
Derek J: A Cock Sock!
Vickie: Dick Mittens!
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingeryCPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
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EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
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Baked chicken wings a moveable feast - Toronto StarPosted: 10 Jul 2014 at 8:32am
Toronto Star
Baked chicken wings a moveable feast
Toronto Star
I'm juggling three batches of chicken wings ? Buffalo, honey garlic, Thai ? with limited space, needing to wash each mixing bowl between ... East Coast Wings & Grill Celebrates National Chicken Wing Day - RestaurantNew...
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 at 2:17pm
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East Coast Wings & Grill Celebrates National Chicken Wing Day
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Posted: 21 Jul 2014 at 1:31pm
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Crave ? Mad for Chicken, now located on Kneeland Street in the former Enso Sushi space, specializes in Korean chicke... Wings, not hot dogs? Chestnut still rules - Las Vegas Review-Journal (blog)
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 at 6:30pm
Wings, not hot dogs? Chestnut still rules
Las Vegas Review-Journal (blog)
Most of the major league eaters got chicken wing remnants all over their shirts. At least they were plain wings, not the ones... Barbecued chicken wings, drumettes, drumsticks or thighs with Jan's favorite ...
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 at 5:48pm
Barbecued chicken wings, drumettes, drumsticks or thighs with Jan's favorite ...
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To serve as an appetizer or party food, arrange hot chicken wingettes or drumettes or drumsticks in the brazier o... Taste-Off: Tastiest chicken wings -- and the ickiest - San Jose Mercury News
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 at 6:01pm
Taste-Off: Tastiest chicken wings -- and the ickiest
San Jose Mercury News
Few party foods disappear as quickly as a plate of spicy chicken wings. They're tangy, crispy, meaty and so unctuous that it... Sticky Coconut-Glazed Chicken Wings - MetroNews Canada
Posted: 10 Jul 2014 at 1:34am
Sticky Coconut-Glazed Chicken Wings
MetroNews Canada
?Who doesn't love a slightly sticky, sweet and spicy chicken wing?? asks Sasha Seymour in her book Coconut Every Day: Cooking with Nature's Miracl... Crispy baked chicken wings with (an amazing) blue cheese dressing - Today.com
Posted: 8 Jul 2014 at 12:10pm
Today.com
Crispy baked chicken wings with (an amazing) blue cheese dressing
Today.com
Do you love chicken but don't want to be stuck in the kitchen prepping and cooking? Lucky for you, TODAY is teamin... Food Lion Deals 7/16: Peaches, chicken wings, Jif & more! - WRAL.com
Posted: 15 Jul 2014 at 10:55pm
Food Lion Deals 7/16: Peaches, chicken wings, Jif & more!
WRAL.com
Food Lion has some good buys starting Wednesday, 7/16 including Peaches, potatoes, chicken wings, Boston Butt steak, Tilapia, Jif pe... Orange and ginger chicken wings and egg noodle recipe - feed your family for ...
Posted: 19 Jul 2014 at 11:42am
Stoke Sentinel
Orange and ginger chicken wings and egg noodle recipe - feed your family for a ...
Stoke Sentinel
Place the chicken wings in a baking tray and pour over the sauce. Mix until evenly coat...
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Canada's only beer sommelier offers the finer points of the pint - The Globe ...Posted: 24 Jul 2014 at 12:26am
Canada's only beer sommelier offers the finer points of the pint
The Globe and Mail
Between tastings, festivals and promotional to-dos, summer is perennially busy for the beer industry. But this part... 10 things to know about the Toronto Festival of Beer - blogTO (blog)
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 at 7:57pm
blogTO (blog)
10 things to know about the Toronto Festival of Beer
blogTO (blog)
Toronto beer festival The Toronto Festival of Beer is this weekend and, at this point, it's quite frankly impossible to... KFC to offer beer at two Toronto locations - Toronto Star
Posted: 24 Jul 2014 at 12:01am
Toronto Star
KFC to offer beer at two Toronto locations
Toronto Star
So you feel like an ice cold bottle of Heineken on a patio. The Colonel can hook that up. For the first time in its 58-year history... Patrick Kane joins beer league game in Buffalo, scores five goals - Toronto Star
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 at 1:08pm
Toronto Star
Patrick Kane joins beer league game in Buffalo, scores five goals
Toronto Star
Ever imagine how an NHL superstar would do in your beer league? Well, Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks... Drink craft beer on these pleasant Vancouver patios - Straight.com
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 at 1:00pm
Straight.com
Drink craft beer on these pleasant Vancouver patios
Straight.com
In the absence of such gardens of earthly delight, Vancouverites at least have some urban oases?pubs and bistro-style rest... Beer growlers: Affordable, collectible and on trend - Vancouver Sun
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 at 9:13pm
Vancouver Sun
Beer growlers: Affordable, collectible and on trend
Vancouver Sun
VANCOUVER -- As craft breweries gain popularity in North America, there is a new market for collectible growlers ? ceram... Crazy for meat and beer: Brewery and The Beast - Vancouver Sun (blog)
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 at 12:32pm
Vancouver Sun (blog)
Crazy for meat and beer: Brewery and The Beast
Vancouver Sun (blog)
This is no place for fear of food or dainty eating. The name, Brewery and The Beast, kind of says it all. It's ... Talking beer tap chats you up at bars - The Globe and Mail
Posted: 22 Jul 2014 at 5:00am
Talking beer tap chats you up at bars
The Globe and Mail
To change that, it placed a six-pack in a Montreal dépanneur and a beer tap at a west-end Toronto bar, both rigged up to crack wise at unsuspe... How To Cool Your Beer In Less Than 2 Minutes - Huffington Post Canada
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 at 4:04pm
How To Cool Your Beer In Less Than 2 Minutes
Huffington Post Canada
The brewery has assembled a 50-person team of accomplished Calgarians who help with the brewery's mission and support each other ? ... Craft beer festival coming to LaSalle - Windsor Star (blog)
Posted: 23 Jul 2014 at 8:30pm
Windsor Star (blog)
Craft beer festival coming to LaSalle
Windsor Star (blog)
LaSalle councillors agreed Tuesday to host a brand new event ? the LaSalle Craft Beer Festival ? to be held Oct. 17 and 18...
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