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Posted: 28 Jul 2014 at 9:58am
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Baked chicken wings a moveable feast - Toronto Star
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Posted: 28 Jul 2014 at 3:43pm
RestaurantNews.com Wingstop to Offer Guests 5 Free Wings on National Chicken Wing Day at Select ... RestaurantNews.com Wingstop is celebrating National Chicken Wing Day, Tuesday, July 29, with five fr...
Hurricane Grill & Wings Celebrates National Chicken Wing Day With All-You ......
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Why Buffalo Wild Wings Is up Only 4% This Year - Motley Fool
Posted: 26 Jul 2014 at 7:54am
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What We're Into: Live the Wage challenge, chicken wings, 'The Office' - Linco...
Posted: 27 Jul 2014 at 10:04pm
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Sticky Coconut-Glazed Chicken Wings - MetroNews Canada
Posted: 10 Jul 2014 at 1:34am
Sticky Coconut-Glazed Chicken Wings MetroNews Canada ?Who doesn't love a slightly sticky, sweet and spicy chicken wing?? asks Sasha Seymour in her book Coconut Every Day: Cooking with Nature's Miracl...
Taste-Off: Tastiest chicken wings -- and the ickiest - San Jose Mercury News
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 at 6:01pm
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A New Restaurant Serving Korean Chicken Wings, Sushi and Small Plates ... - B...
Posted: 21 Jul 2014 at 1:31pm
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Online offer of beer to egg Rob Ford results in criminal charge - Toronto Star
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 at 9:40am
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Vancouver golf beer carts fail to boost struggling courses - CBC.ca
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 at 11:20am
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Netherlands catching up to small-batch beer trend - The Province
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 at 2:34pm
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David Duchovny sparks controversy in Russian beer ad - Toronto Sun
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 at 4:06pm
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PK Subban drinks beer from Stanley Cup with Seth Rogen (Video) - Yahoo Canada...
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 at 1:27pm
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Beer carts not saving Vancouver golf course revenue - CBC.ca
Posted: 28 Jul 2014 at 11:20am
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BC lowers happy hour prices for pitchers of beer - CTV News
Posted: 25 Jul 2014 at 3:27pm
BC lowers happy hour prices for pitchers of beer CTV News Happy hour has only been legal in British Columbia for about a month, but the province is already looking for ways to make it happier. The pr...
Summer means festivals for beer enthusiasts - Toronto Star
Posted: 24 Jul 2014 at 7:04am
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KFC to offer beer at two Toronto locations - Toronto Star
Posted: 24 Jul 2014 at 12:01am
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Posted: 25 Jul 2014 at 5:55pm
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