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|April 20th, 2017||Chris||Pie Guys Pizzeria||Vansickle Rd & MacTurnbull Drive||Across from Club Roma|
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Chris: - For being the toppest top cock that ever top cocked!
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
Mike B: He died of Smallcox.
Chris: No I think it was Dicktheria?
Derek J: There’s a vaccine for that!
Steve: Yeah, it’s penis cillin!
Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!
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SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
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Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 10:04am
Dax Shepard shares Michigan memories while eating dangerously hot chicken wings
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Here's a Crazy Simple Recipe for Authentic Buffalo Chicken Wings - Esquire.com
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 12:40pm
Here's a Crazy Simple Recipe for Authentic Buffalo Chicken Wings
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Posted: 8 Mar 2017 at 6:55pm
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FDA never issued warning about rat-meat chicken wings - 680 News
Posted: 3 Mar 2017 at 4:51pm
FDA never issued warning about rat-meat chicken wings
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Around Town: Dover history and chicken wings - Foster's Daily Democrat
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 at 4:02pm
Foster's Daily Democrat
Around Town: Dover history and chicken wings
Foster's Daily Democrat
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Q39's ?best chicken wings on the planet? - fox4kc.com
Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 11:09am
Q39's ?best chicken wings on the planet?
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Garlic Ribs or Chicken Wings - Herald-Gazette
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 at 11:38am
Garlic Ribs or Chicken Wings
Half fill a large saucepan with water. Add vinegar and salt. Bring to a boil. Add the ribs or wings and simmer for 30 minutes. Drain. Sauce:. Combine chick...
Wings Clipped: How Chicken Wings Became Chicken Wing ... - Benzinga
Posted: 10 Mar 2017 at 8:55am
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Woman Orders Chicken Wings, Gets Stack Of Cash Instead - America Now
Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 12:37pm
Woman Orders Chicken Wings, Gets Stack Of Cash Instead
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WINGSTOP: Chicken wings are hurting our business (WING) - Business Insider
Posted: 3 Mar 2017 at 2:22pm
WINGSTOP: Chicken wings are hurting our business (WING)
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Beer Ye, Beer Ye: Wild IPA (Category 12 Brewing, Victoria) - The Province
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 9:38pm
Beer Ye, Beer Ye: Wild IPA (Category 12 Brewing, Victoria)
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Beer Up North: Be a sport, have a beer! - TimminsToday
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 at 11:56am
Beer Up North: Be a sport, have a beer!
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Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 11:03am
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Dan Barnes: Is Edmonton thirsty for an elite beer mile? | Edmonton ... - Edmo...
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 7:01am
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Thirsty Canadians facing beer price hike thanks to Budget 2017 - TheChronicle...
Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 5:57pm
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Spring Breakers shotgun beer with shark - FOX13 Memphis
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 6:46pm
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Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 6:31am
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Student startups: Naughty Otter Beer - Queen's Journal
Posted: 24 Mar 2017 at 11:55am
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Beer, sausage pairings get mouths watering | Brantford Expositor - Brantford ...
Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 1:17pm
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Beer traditions at Big Ears - Knoxville News Sentinel
Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 6:10pm
Knoxville News Sentinel
Beer traditions at Big Ears
Knoxville News Sentinel
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