Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
-- Anonymous --
Happy Mother’s Day
BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!
Mike G: Kathy, what's that grocery store over in Niagara Falls NY called again? Kathy: You mean Tops? Chris: No, say it like you normally say it. TAAAAHPS Kathy: What do you mean? It's TOPS with an 'O' Mike B: Like that bar on Queen Street? Kathy: You mean TAPS? Mike B: ROFL... Mike G: Exactly...lets go to TAAAAHPS and get some PAAAAHHHP and bring it back to CYAHHNADA! Kathy: Are you guys making fun of me? That's enough! Anyway, as I was saying, Mary-Kate is doing really well. She really likes her work there. Mike B: So she's TAAAAAAAHPS of her class? Kathy: Oh fuck off already! ;)
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Pbbbbt of the Month - May 2013
This month we continue our tribute to Mother’s Day by featuring a selection of MILF’s for your enjoyment! So without further ado, and in no particular order we salute these wonderful moms!
MILF #1: Megan Fox Age: 27 Children: One
MILF #2: Jessica Simpson Age: 33 Children: Two
MILF #3: Christie Brinkley Age: 59 Children: Three
MILF #4: Elizabeth Hurley Age: 47 Children: One
MILF #5: Courtney Cox Age: 48 Children: One
MILF #6: Mariska Hargitay Age: 49 Children: Three
MILF #7: Kate Beckinsale; Age: 39 Children: One
MILF #8: Milla Jovovich Age: 37 Children: One
MILF #9: Christina Applegate Age: 41 Children: One
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Someone whose name we won’t mention: I bet I’ve had more ballsacks in my mouth than you have!
David: Oh hey guys we’re all out of Guinness. BHON: GASP! David: Nah I’m just fuckin’ with ya.
Mike B: My hands get cold real quick on the bike, sometimes I can’t feel my fingers. Steve J: Or worse, your nuts! Mike G: FBS! Frozen Bag Syndrome! Mike B: I wear gloves for that. Mike G: For your balls? Derek J: A Cock Sock! Vickie: Dick Mittens!
Mike G: Ass Pirates of the Carribbean!
Mike B: Gulp Fiction!
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score. PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle. EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity. DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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Celebrating 16 Years!
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