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Badda Bing Roadhouse
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Butler’s Sports Bar
Canalside Pub & Eatery
Cat’s Caboose
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar
Cheers - Welland
Cheers Tap & Grill
Chippawa House
Clancy’s Sports Bar
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Duff’s Pizzeria
Fat Louie’s
Fugly’s Cafe and Pub
Gagster’s
Gord’s Place
Hooligan’s Sports Bar
Hoops Sports Bar
Hooters - Niagara v2
Iggy’s Pub & Grub
J Tapps Bar & Eatery
JJ Kapps
Kaz’s St. Paul Street Pub
Kelsey’s
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Kully’s Original Sports Bar
Manhatten’s Bar & Grill
Merchant Ale House
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Rickijo’s
Romby’s
Scorecard Harry’s
Somebuddy’s
St. Louis Bar & Grill
Sudzz
Tailgates Bar & Grill
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The Beach
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The Geekery Pub
The Honest Lawyer
The Irish Harp Pub
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The Lazy Lizard
The Moose and Goose
The Mouse Trap
The Norfolk Tavern
The Overtime Pub
The Queen’s Guard Pub v2
The Red Hot Chili Pepper
The Reeb House
The Regency Athletic Resort
The Rex Hotel
The Whitfield
TJ’s Sports Bar
Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill
Wild Mushroom Bar & Grill
Wild Wing
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Boston Pizza
Donnelly’s Irish Pub
Ivan’s Bar
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The Belleview
The Montrose Inn
Y-Not Again


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Out of Business!
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Barzooka’s
Big Daddy’s
Blazing Saddles Roadhouse
Brooklyn’s
Buffalo Wing & Pizza
Carley’s
Chaplain’s
Christina’s
Crabby Joe’s - St. Cath
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Da Bar
Domenic’s Resto Bar
Freddees
Hallett’s
Hemingway’s
Honey’s St. Catharines
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Kahunaville
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London Arms
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Phase One
Players
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Syndicate Restaurant
Taste of the Caribbean
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The Cadillac Ranch
The Casa
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The Daily Planet
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The Dog Pound v2.0
The Duck (Golden Pheasant)
The Dusty Rhino
The Elbow Room
The Flats Bar & Grill
The Griffon Pub
The Honest Lawyer
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The Lion Tavern
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The Pepper Pot
The Red Onion Bar & Eatery
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Tricky Nicks
United Arms
Villa Paradiso
Wacky Wings
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I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Mourning?." He said, "No, just taking a shit."
-- Anonymous --

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

20 Years and 200 Reviews!!!

Well folks, we did it!

Our long awaited Grimsby Pub Crawl marks our Two Hundredth Review, with three excellent spots bringing us to the magic number!

Props to Teddy’s Sports Bar, The Forty Public House and The Judge and Jester for bringing us reviews 198, 199 and 200 - not to mention some fine wingage and beer selections. The first ever BHON Hat Trick (Well, I guess that’s not 100% accurate. Rick would be our first Hatrick ;)

In the words of our founder, "Fuck, we should have done this sooner!"  

See you all on Sept 29th at Bugsys for the BHON 20th Anniversary Event!!!

 



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    BHON Wing News

    Woman Finds $5000 in Domino's Chicken Wing Box - Cosmopolitan.com
    Posted: 26 Sep 2016 at 12:09pm
    Cosmopolitan.com
    Woman Finds $5000 in Domino's Chicken Wing Box
    Cosmopolitan.com
    Selena Avalos, a woman from San Jose, California, ordered Domino's chicken wings for lunch last Tuesday. But instead of...



    Who Actually Created Buffalo Wings? - Daily Beast
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 1:01am
    Daily Beast
    Who Actually Created Buffalo Wings?
    Daily Beast
    A sure way to mark oneself as an outsider in Buffalo?other than being anything less than extremely nice?is to place an order for buffalo chi...



    Your new favorite chicken wings may be at a convenience store in downtown LA ...
    Posted: 26 Sep 2016 at 12:00pm
    Los Angeles Times
    Your new favorite chicken wings may be at a convenience store in downtown LA
    Los Angeles Times
    But for the last couple of weeks, two guys known for making pizzas in Altadena have bee...



    Honey Garlic Chicken Wings: A 5-Ingredient Game Day Snack FTW - People Magazine
    Posted: 16 Sep 2016 at 1:34pm
    People Magazine
    Honey Garlic Chicken Wings: A 5-Ingredient Game Day Snack FTW
    People Magazine
    Take 5 is a PEOPLE Food series with a mission: Get a star-worthy meal (or dessert or cocktail) on your tab...



    Buffalo exclusives: The best food and drink found only in Buffalo - Universit...
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 7:45pm
    University at Buffalo The Spectrum
    Buffalo exclusives: The best food and drink found only in Buffalo
    University at Buffalo The Spectrum
    Arguably the most famous food from Buffalo is the chicken wing. ...



    No Kings Collective Is Putting Chicken Wings With Mambo Sauce On A Shoe - DCi...
    Posted: 27 Sep 2016 at 3:57pm
    No Kings Collective Is Putting Chicken Wings With Mambo Sauce On A Shoe
    DCist.com
    More D.C. centric merchandise is hitting the shelves courtesy of Bucketfeet and No Kings Collective. For the first ti...


    Oneida Lake boaters warned of 'high-speed' Chicken Wing Run ... - NewYorkUpst...
    Posted: 23 Sep 2016 at 12:41pm
    NewYorkUpstate.com
    Oneida Lake boaters warned of 'high-speed' Chicken Wing Run ...
    NewYorkUpstate.com
    Sylvan Beach, N.Y. -- Boaters on Oneida Lake are being warned to watch out for boats traveling at ...



    Florida police officers fatally shoot a man eating chicken wings in his backy...
    Posted: 11 Sep 2016 at 9:24am
    PINAC News
    Florida police officers fatally shoot a man eating chicken wings in his backyard
    Mic
    When the officers arrived at the scene, the argument had ended and Gregory Frazier, 56, was in his backy...



    Upstate NY's best chicken wings finalists are in: Vote in our poll for a winn...
    Posted: 18 Sep 2016 at 8:05am
    Upstate NY's best chicken wings finalists are in: Vote in our poll for a winner
    NewYorkUpstate.com
    We're trying to find the best chicken wings in Upstate New York and we need your help! Last week, we...


    'Leave me alone': Florida deputies fatally shoot man eating chicken wings in ...
    Posted: 12 Sep 2016 at 3:05pm
    RT
    'Leave me alone': Florida deputies fatally shoot man eating chicken wings in backyard
    RT
    He was eating chicken wings and fries when deputies ordered him to get on the ground. "Leave me alone," Fraz...




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    Tie-up of world's biggest beer makers clears final hurdle - CTV News
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 7:27am
    CTV News
    Tie-up of world's biggest beer makers clears final hurdle
    CTV News
    LONDON -- A deal worth over $100 billion to combine the world's two biggest beer companies cleared its last major hurdle Wed...



    'Pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants with pissy beer' are fightin' words - CB...
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 3:49pm
    CBC.ca
    'Pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants with pissy beer' are fightin' words
    CBC.ca
    The Europeans are doing a little damage control after a colourful, humourous and crude essay written by team memb...



    Beer league hockey tradition under threat as more arenas ban ... - Yahoo Spor...
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 11:25am
    Yahoo Sports (blog)
    Beer league hockey tradition under threat as more arenas ban ...
    Yahoo Sports (blog)
    If mom and apple pie define America, as the old expression goes, then surely hockey and beer ar...



    Celebrate National Drink Beer Day with these bizarre brews - CNET - CNET
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 3:56pm
    CNET
    Celebrate National Drink Beer Day with these bizarre brews - CNET
    CNET
    National Drink Beer Day is a very special day set aside to celebrate the consumption of fermented beverages. You don't have ...



    Rebellion Brewing wants Saskatchewan to let it make more beer ... - Regina Le...
    Posted: 27 Sep 2016 at 6:18pm
    Regina Leader-Post
    Rebellion Brewing wants Saskatchewan to let it make more beer ...
    Regina Leader-Post
    Mark Heise, vice president and brewmaster of Rebellion Brewing holding a media event in hopes of...



    Beer drinkers abandon pubs as supermarket sales dominate for the first time -...
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 1:22pm
    Telegraph.co.uk
    Beer drinkers abandon pubs as supermarket sales dominate for the first time
    Telegraph.co.uk
    More beer is being sold in supermarkets than pubs for the first time, as a trend for home-de...



    Alleged beer bandit busted in Pouch Cove - Newfoundland ... - CBC - CBC.ca
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 4:49am
    CBC.ca
    Alleged beer bandit busted in Pouch Cove - Newfoundland ... - CBC
    CBC.ca
    A 21-year-old man didn't get to quench his thirst and instead spent the night.
    Man arrested after allegedly stealing beer...




    Alexander Skarsgard brews his own beer - Mississauga
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 10:05am
    Mississauga
    Alexander Skarsgard brews his own beer
    Mississauga
    Speaking about his childhood to Stylist magazine, the 'Legend of Tarzan' star said: "I brewed my own beer behind our refrigerator where i...



    Americans and Europeans are ditching beer for healthier drinks - CNBC
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 7:16am
    CNBC
    Americans and Europeans are ditching beer for healthier drinks
    CNBC
    So we are seeing regions like North America and Europe which used to be a real cash cow for the beer industry, suddenly we are ...



    Data Dive: Does Legalization Hurt Beer Sales? - Leafly
    Posted: 28 Sep 2016 at 6:01pm
    Leafly
    Data Dive: Does Legalization Hurt Beer Sales?
    Leafly
    In Massachusetts, the Beer Distributors of Massachusetts PAC, a political action committee representing 16 of the state's beer distributors,...




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