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|Yeah, I know I haven’t updated this page in the last four months, so fuck off already!
This month we feature country singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. I’ve resisted the idea of making her a featured pbbbbt, simply due to the fact that I hate country music...and she’s done a good job of building her public image up as a heroine for teen girls by writing sappy, banal songs about breakups and ex-boyfriends. Meh.....
I’ll be the first to admit I don’t follow the pop music scene. Despite my abundant interest in Katy Perry’s tits, I couldn’t possibly name one of her songs, nor pick one out of a medley of the teeny-bopper trash that occupies the airwaves these days. So why Taylor Swift you ask? Well, she’s recently shed the country-girl image and from what I can see, it’s for the better! Long legs and statuesque, she’s looking more like a supermodel every day. I guess I can forgive the crappy country music after all.
- August - 2014: The Blarney Stone, Vancouver, BC
- June - 2014: Saucapalooza 2014 Redux, Thorold
- April - 2014: The Griffon Pub, St. Catharines
- April - 2014: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- March - 2014: Cat’s Kitchen and Bar, Niagara Falls
- March - 2014: The Celtic Pub, St Catharines
- February - 2014: Saucapalooza 2014, Thorold
- October - 2013: The Reeb House, Port Colborne
- May - 2013: Hemingway’s, St Catharines
- April - 2013: Saucapalooza 2013, Thorold
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|September 4th, 2014||Mike G||Kim’s Wooden Nicol||Lakeport & Linwell||In Front|
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!
Vickie: I bet I’ve had more ballsacks in my mouth than you have!
David: Oh hey guys we’re all out of Guinness.
David: Nah I’m just fuckin’ with ya.
Mike B: My hands get cold real quick on the bike, sometimes I can’t feel my fingers.
Steve J: Or worse, your nuts!
Mike G: FBS! Frozen Bag Syndrome!
Mike B: I wear gloves for that.
Mike G: For your balls?
Derek J: A Cock Sock!
Vickie: Dick Mittens!
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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Chicken Wing Eating Contest Winner Wolfs Down 192 Wings - TWC News
Posted: 1 Sep 2014 at 10:59am
Chicken Wing Eating Contest Winner Wolfs Down 192 Wings
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Eating chicken wings makes kids more aggressive: Study - Toronto Sun
Posted: 25 Aug 2014 at 10:46am
Eating chicken wings makes kids more aggressive: Study
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Why the once worthless chicken wing is now worth billions - Financial Post
Posted: 16 Aug 2014 at 8:02am
Why the once worthless chicken wing is now worth billions
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Chef Paul:Tasty Chinese chicken wings - Edmonton Sun
Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 1:19pm
Chef Paul:Tasty Chinese chicken wings
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ESPN3 televises Chestnut's chicken wing eating championship - Buffalo News
Posted: 31 Aug 2014 at 10:43pm
ESPN3 televises Chestnut's chicken wing eating championship
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The Secret Behind Making Chicken Wings is Out! - NDTV
Posted: 29 Aug 2014 at 8:27am
The Secret Behind Making Chicken Wings is Out!
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Eating chicken wings could make children 'more aggressive', scientists claim ...
Posted: 21 Aug 2014 at 2:12pm
Times of India
Eating chicken wings could make children 'more aggressive', scientists claim
Dr Brian Russell, speaking to Fox News, said: "I put absolutely zero chicken stock in this stud...
Are Chicken Wings Turning Our Children Into Monsters? - Munchies_ Food by VICE
Posted: 25 Aug 2014 at 12:13am
Are Chicken Wings Turning Our Children Into Monsters?
Munchies_ Food by VICE
A recent study by Cornell University researchers found that children who ate foods that had to be bitten with their front ...
Who's Doing the Dishes?: Louis Walsh's Flying Without Spicy Chicken Wings - s...
Posted: 1 Sep 2014 at 12:11pm
Who's Doing the Dishes?: Louis Walsh's Flying Without Spicy Chicken Wings
Ah Louis Walsh ? how could the contestants on Who's Doing the Dishes? mistake you for Rowan Atkinson with a name...
National Chicken Wing Eating Championship Held in Buffalo - NBCNews.com
Posted: 1 Sep 2014 at 12:19pm
National Chicken Wing Eating Championship Held in Buffalo
Competitive eating champion Joey Chestnut ate a record breaking 195 chicken wings in twelve minutes to win this year's competitio...
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Lebanese craft beer Pour me another - The Economist (blog)
Posted: 2 Sep 2014 at 2:39am
The Economist (blog)
Lebanese craft beer Pour me another
The Economist (blog)
LEBANON'S newest microbrewery sits in the shadow of an unfinished aquarium on the shores of Batroun, a coastal town. The e...
Why Beer Isn't Sold in Plastic Bottles - Gizmodo
Posted: 1 Sep 2014 at 10:06am
Why Beer Isn't Sold in Plastic Bottles
So why is it that we still use glass bottles and cans to store our beer in? Is it to do with aesthetics? Taste? Or is there another factor at play? Whil...
Beer and wine in Ontario: Will consumers prevail? - The Globe and Mail
Posted: 28 Aug 2014 at 7:26am
Beer and wine in Ontario: Will consumers prevail?
The Globe and Mail
As the summer of 2014 cools down, a fight is heating up. For decades, Ontario consumers of those classic summer beverages, wine an...
Whistler Village Beer Festival brewing up a storm - Whistler Question
Posted: 1 Sep 2014 at 10:23pm
Whistler Village Beer Festival brewing up a storm
Also new for this year will be the addition of a temporary off-sales liquor store adjacent to the festival so attendees can purchas...
Chugging along: Winnipegger competing in world Beer Mile championship - Winni...
Posted: 27 Aug 2014 at 6:40pm
Chugging along: Winnipegger competing in world Beer Mile championship
Corey Gallagher's definition of a beer run is different from the average guy. The Winnipeg runner has be...
Brewery Releases 99 Pack Of Beer - FOX CT
Posted: 1 Sep 2014 at 12:53pm
Brewery Releases 99 Pack Of Beer
(CNN) ? Texas brewery Austin Beerworks is doing its part to ?keep Austin weird? by releasing the first 99-pack of beer to consumers. To celebrate the ?an...
Your Beer label decoded - Caledon Enterprise
Posted: 1 Sep 2014 at 10:31am
Your Beer label decoded
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Posted: 1 Sep 2014 at 5:42pm
Justin Bieber's Not All Bad! How Selena Gomez's Boyfriend Transformed ...
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Wisconsin outpaces Iowa in beer ranking - DesMoinesRegister.com
Posted: 1 Sep 2014 at 11:31pm
Wisconsin outpaces Iowa in beer ranking
Thrillist ran a story recently ranking every state in the U.S. by beer. Iowa ended up 34th. Not great, not horrible, but it didn't help t...
Texas brewery makes 99-pack of beer - WFLA
Posted: 1 Sep 2014 at 4:49pm
Texas brewery makes 99-pack of beer
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