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No celebrity this month, just some random bouncy-bouncy!
May - 2015: The Queen’s Guard Pub v2, Niagara Falls
May - 2015: Iggy’s Pub & Grub, Fonthill
April - 2015: Kully’s Original Sports Bar, St. Catharines
April - 2015: Tailgates Bar & Grill, Welland
October - 2014: Kahunaville, St Catharines
October - 2014: London Arms, St Catharines
October - 2014: Hemingway’s, St Catharines
October - 2014: Mystic Jacks, St Catharines
October - 2014: Shoeless Joe’s, St Catharines
September - 2014: Kim’s Wooden Nicol, St Catharines
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Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!
Vickie: I bet I’ve had more ballsacks in my mouth than you have!
David: Oh hey guys we’re all out of Guinness.
David: Nah I’m just fuckin’ with ya.
Mike B: My hands get cold real quick on the bike, sometimes I can’t feel my fingers. Steve J: Or worse, your nuts! Mike G: FBS! Frozen Bag Syndrome! Mike B: I wear gloves for that. Mike G: For your balls? Derek J: A Cock Sock! Vickie: Dick Mittens!
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ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
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EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
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