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RIP Celtic Pub!
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It is with great sadness that we must announce the passing of a beloved member of the BHON family. On Monday, August 14th - 2017 ’The Celtic Pub’ passed away quietly due to failure to pay their rent. Although we saw a few signs of trouble leading up to their eventual demise, we didn’t realize it was the end of the road for this BHON favourite. On our last few visits they were frequently out of various menu items, beer taps were out of order, the live bands stopped showing up on thursday nights etc. Please pause for a moment of silence while we pay our respects to the dearly departed. |
Last Reviews:
- August - 2017: The Celtic Pub, St Catharines
- June - 2017: Cat’s Kitchen and Bar, Niagara Falls
- April - 2017: Pie Guys Pizzeria, St. Catharines
- February - 2017: The Riverside Tavern, Chippawa
- November - 2016: Grand Central Bar & Grill, Niagara Falls
- September - 2016: Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits, Grimsby
- September - 2016: The Forty Public House, Grimsby
- September - 2016: The Judge & Jester, Grimsby
- September - 2016: The Dog Pound v2.0, St Catharines
- September - 2016: Syndicate Restaurant, St Catharines
BHON Event Schedule:
BHON Events History| Date: | Member: | Location: | Intersection: | Parking: |
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| September 21st, 2017 | 21st Anniversary Party | Bugsy’s | Lakeshore and Lake | Not near the cops |
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Wing Slams:
Quotables:
Derek: Yeah I’d fuck his mouth.
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
Mike B: He died of Smallcox.
Chris: No I think it was Dicktheria?
Derek J: There’s a vaccine for that!
Steve: Yeah, it’s penis cillin!
Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingeryCPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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