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Bugsy’s


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Badda Bing Roadhouse
Big Marco’s
Butler’s Sports Bar
Canalside Pub & Eatery
Cat’s Caboose
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar
Cheers - Welland
Cheers Tap & Grill
Chippawa House
Clancy’s Sports Bar
Cracker Jack’s
Don Cherry’s Sports Bar
Duff’s Pizzeria
Fat Louie’s
Fugly’s Cafe and Pub
Gagster’s
Gord’s Place
Grand Central Bar & Grill
Hooligan’s Sports Bar
Hoops Sports Bar
Hooters - Niagara v2
Iggy’s Pub & Grub
J Tapps Bar & Eatery
JJ Kapps
Kaz’s St. Paul Street Pub
Kelsey’s
Kim’s Wooden Nicol
Kully’s Original Sports Bar
Manhatten’s Bar & Grill
Merchant Ale House
Mick And Angelo’s
Moe’s - Port Colborne
Olde Angel Inn
Olle’s Ale House
Patrick Sheehan’s Pub
Pie Guys Pizzeria
Rickijo’s
Rikochez Pub & Eatery
Romby’s
Scorecard Harry’s
Somebuddy’s
St. Louis Bar & Grill
Sudzz
Tailgates Bar & Grill
Taps on Queen
Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits
The Beach
The Boathouse
The Bull Market
The Butcher & Banker
The Feathery Pub
The Forty Public House
The Geekery Pub
The Honest Lawyer
The Irish Harp Pub
The Judge & Jester
The Lazy Lizard
The Moose and Goose
The Mouse Trap
The Norfolk Tavern
The Overtime Pub
The Queen’s Guard Pub v2
The Red Hot Chili Pepper
The Reeb House
The Regency Athletic Resort
The Rex Hotel
The Riverside Tavern
The Whitfield
TJ’s Sports Bar
Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill
Wild Mushroom Bar & Grill
Wild Wing
Wrigley’s Sports Lounge


The Bad
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Boston Pizza
Donnelly’s Irish Pub
Ivan’s Bar
Jack Astor’s
Mustang’s Bar & Grill
Relax Bar
The Belleview
Y-Not Again


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Out of Business!
All Stars Tap and Grillhouse
Arizona’s
Barzooka’s
Big Daddy’s
Blazing Saddles Roadhouse
Brooklyn’s
Buffalo Wing & Pizza
Carley’s
Chaplain’s
Christina’s
Crabby Joe’s - St. Cath
Crabby Joe’s - Welland
Da Bar
Domenic’s Resto Bar
Freddees
Hallett’s
Hemingway’s
Honey’s St. Catharines
Hooters - Brampton
Hooters - Niagara
Kahunaville
Kelly’s Winghouse
London Arms
Mac’s Sports Bar
Mackinaw’s Tap & Grill
Malibu Jacks
Moe’s - St. Catharines
Mystic Jacks
Neighbourhood Pizza
O’Reillys
Phase One
Players
Port Mansion
Queen’s Guard Pub
Regal Begal
Schnitzel Corner Tavern
Shoeless Joe’s
Sizzlin’ Charlies
Southside Frankies
St. George Arms
Syndicate Restaurant
Taste of the Caribbean
The Brownstone Pub
The Cadillac Ranch
The Casa
The Celtic Pub
The Cock and Pheasant
The Daily Planet
The Dog Pound v1.0
The Dog Pound v2.0
The Duck (Golden Pheasant)
The Dusty Rhino
The Elbow Room
The Flats Bar & Grill
The Griffon Pub
The Honest Lawyer
The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville
The Lion Tavern
The Mad Hatter
The Montrose Inn
The Pepper Pot
The Red Onion Bar & Eatery
The Street Tap & Eatery
Time Out
Titanic Pub
Tricky Nicks
United Arms
Villa Paradiso
Wacky Wings
Winchester Arms
Wrigley’s Field


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Damone’s
Darby’s Public House
Gargoyles Pub & Grill
Hooters - Madison WI
Howe Sound Brewing
Nedley’s
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Pargo’s
St. Louis Bar & Grill (Toronto)
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The Barker Brew Co
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I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Mourning?." He said, "No, just taking a shit."
-- Anonymous --

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl 2017!

Hey folks! Since Grimsby Pub Crawl 2016 was such a raging success, we’ve decided to try another one! Join us Thursday, October 19th, 2017 for another round of beers and wings in Niagara’s Westernmost municipality!

Update: Oct 19, 2017 - Fuck, Steve has a scrotum waxing appointment for his anniversary and cannot make it in time for an out of town BHON night. So, we have decided on a clubhouse night at Mike B’s instead. Oh well, this event is starting out as to be expected!

Update: Nov 2, 2017 - After drinking tainted vagina beer and OD’ing on halloween candy, we’ve decided to keep it local again. Trying out a new spot in an old location, Bezo’s Bar & Grill in the former Overtime Pub’s location on Front Street it Thorold.

Update: Nov 16, 2017 - We are actually going!  



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THE WORLD’S FIRST VAGINA BEER HAS ARRIVED

Cheers, gentlemen.

If there are two things men love in this world, make no mistake: they are beer and vaginas. 

But up until now, you’ve had to choose, because it’s physically impossible to enjoy both without making a mess.

Gentlemen, let us introduce you to the Order of Yoni. The first brewing company that produces beer from vaginas. Yes, you read that correctly.

This beer is partially made from the essence of a woman’s vagina, or better known as vaginal lactic acid bacteria. The first batch of beer, which probably we won’t be tasting because we don’t live in Europe, is being made from lactic acid bacteria of a smoking hot Czech model, Alexandra Brendlova.

“We were looking for an inspiration, a model who is both beautiful, charming girl and intelligent, eloquent woman,” Wojtek Mann, the founder of the company, told Maxim. “I really appreciate her way of speaking, and I find her body language, the way she walks, very sexual.”

But before you go stockpiling, there some financial aspects that remain unsolved. Order of Yoni’s InieGoGo page has risen only €279 out of €150,000 goal.

If you decide to donate, Mann offers you to taste your own girlfriend only for €10,000. You’ll get a voucher for 60 bottles of beer produced on your girlfriend’s vaginal bacteria.

We’ve got our fair share of skepticism of how that would actually taste, but hey. It’s your call.




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    Derek: Yeah I’d fuck his mouth.

    Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
    Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?

    Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.

    Mike B: He died of Smallcox.
    Chris: No I think it was Dicktheria?
    Derek J: There’s a vaccine for that!
    Steve: Yeah, it’s penis cillin!

    Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!



    Wing Terms:

    DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
    CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
    EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
    ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
    SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
    TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
    PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
    EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
    DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.




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    Posted: 17 Nov 2017 at 2:02pm
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    New Middletown joint B&B Wings and Things hit with chicken lovers, vegans alike
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    The bar replacing Exeter's Walkabout has opened - and it's offering a Man vs ...
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    Anchor Bar's ready to wing it
    Posted: 17 Nov 2017 at 12:09pm
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    British historian Daniel Beer wins 2017 Cundill History Prize
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