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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-- Dean Martin --
Mike G: If you’re not into oral sex, keep your fucking mouth shut!
No celebrity this month, just some random bouncy-bouncy!
May - 2015: The Queen’s Guard Pub v2, Niagara Falls
May - 2015: Iggy’s Pub & Grub, Fonthill
April - 2015: Kully’s Original Sports Bar, St. Catharines
April - 2015: Tailgates Bar & Grill, Welland
October - 2014: Kahunaville, St Catharines
October - 2014: London Arms, St Catharines
October - 2014: Hemingway’s, St Catharines
October - 2014: Mystic Jacks, St Catharines
October - 2014: Shoeless Joe’s, St Catharines
September - 2014: Kim’s Wooden Nicol, St Catharines
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!
Vickie: I bet I’ve had more ballsacks in my mouth than you have!
David: Oh hey guys we’re all out of Guinness.
David: Nah I’m just fuckin’ with ya.
Mike B: My hands get cold real quick on the bike, sometimes I can’t feel my fingers. Steve J: Or worse, your nuts! Mike G: FBS! Frozen Bag Syndrome! Mike B: I wear gloves for that. Mike G: For your balls? Derek J: A Cock Sock! Vickie: Dick Mittens!
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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Posted: 31 Aug 2015 at 5:24am
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Posted: 16 Aug 2015 at 2:40pm
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Posted: 27 Aug 2015 at 12:01pm
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Posted: 22 Aug 2015 at 2:03pm
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Posted: 13 Aug 2015 at 12:17pm
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Safeway urges consumers in five provinces to throw out cooked chicken wings -...
Posted: 17 Aug 2015 at 12:54pm
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Chicken wings with 13 sauces?plus 'dirty rice' for a Pinoy touch - Inquirer.net
Posted: 19 Aug 2015 at 2:59pm
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New chicken wing restaurant opens in Glendale - Phoenix Business Journal (blog)
Posted: 19 Aug 2015 at 7:37pm
Phoenix Business Journal (blog) New chicken wing restaurant opens in Glendale Phoenix Business Journal (blog) ?We wanted to open a neighborhood wing joint,? said co-owner Shane Sender, who founded the...
New Jersey woman says receipt shows pizzeria fried her chicken wings 'hard .....
Posted: 20 Aug 2015 at 2:05pm
Raw Story New Jersey woman says receipt shows pizzeria fried her chicken wings 'hard ... Raw Story A black New Jersey woman said her receipt contained a vulgar phrase when she ordered chicken wings fr...
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There are no losers in the free trade of beer - The Globe and Mail
Posted: 31 Aug 2015 at 4:09pm
The Globe and Mail There are no losers in the free trade of beer The Globe and Mail Pity the poor beer drinkers of New Brunswick. Except for a very small amount of beer ? 12 bottles ? that they're all...
Craft beer on tap coming to Kroger supermarkets - Fortune
Posted: 31 Aug 2015 at 4:00pm
Fortune Craft beer on tap coming to Kroger supermarkets Fortune The company is making a national push to add in-store beer stations and tastings in stores in Ohio, Georgia, Virginia and a few other ke...
Saskatoon's first beer fest taps local brewers - Saskatoon StarPhoenix
Posted: 30 Aug 2015 at 8:33pm
Saskatoon StarPhoenix Saskatoon's first beer fest taps local brewers Saskatoon StarPhoenix Saskatchewan beer enthusiasts had Rotary Park hopping this weekend. YXE Beer Fest, Saskatoon's first craft be...
No buzz from government's 12-packs of beer - Guelph Mercury
Posted: 31 Aug 2015 at 3:47am
No buzz from government's 12-packs of beer Guelph Mercury But like a parent who uses candy to distract a small child from the bad taste of medicine, Wynne used that beer news to deflect attention fro...
Harper calls laws against cross-border beer-buying 'ridiculous' - CTV News
Posted: 31 Aug 2015 at 11:28am
CTV News Harper calls laws against cross-border beer-buying 'ridiculous' CTV News Gerard Comeau was charged with illegally importing 14 cases of beer and three bottles of liquor from a Quebec border t...
Sailing Is Like a Beer Run - Scuttlebutt Sailing News
Posted: 31 Aug 2015 at 6:27pm
Scuttlebutt Sailing News Sailing Is Like a Beer Run Scuttlebutt Sailing News Sailing is like going on a beer run. You park, run in the store, grab your favorite 12-pack, pay, and you're done. But if y...
STAFFORD ? Fancy a Light Beer? - 640 Toronto News
Posted: 31 Aug 2015 at 12:46pm
640 Toronto News STAFFORD ? Fancy a Light Beer? 640 Toronto News Down with the the Skull-Crusher and Testicle-Tramplers, and up with the light beer! The future of beer in Canada may be bright for ligh...
A Tale of Two Beer Cities - Huffington Post
Posted: 31 Aug 2015 at 9:59am
A Tale of Two Beer Cities Huffington Post It was the best of beers, it was the worst of beers. To my friend, Steve Ruis, co-owner of two swanky beer and cheese joints in our hometown of Grand Rapids,...
Lewis Kent from Mississauga wins the Beer Mile World Classic in San Francisco...
Posted: 28 Aug 2015 at 5:37pm
Globalnews.ca Lewis Kent from Mississauga wins the Beer Mile World Classic in San Francisco Globalnews.ca WATCH ABOVE: An Ontario athlete is heading home a champion, of sorts, after winning first plac...
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Posted: 31 Aug 2015 at 3:01am
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