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The 100 Club
BHON Legendary!
Bugsy’s
The Celtic Pub


The Good
BHON Approved!
Badda Bing Roadhouse
Big Marco’s
Butler’s Sports Bar
Canalside Pub & Eatery
Cat’s Caboose
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar
Cheers - Welland
Cheers Tap & Grill
Chippawa House
Clancy’s Sports Bar
Cracker Jack’s
Don Cherry’s Sports Bar
Duff’s Pizzeria
Fat Louie’s
Fugly’s Cafe and Pub
Gagster’s
Gord’s Place
Hooligan’s Sports Bar
Hoops Sports Bar
Hooters - Niagara v2
Iggy’s Pub & Grub
J Tapps Bar & Eatery
JJ Kapps
Kaz’s St. Paul Street Pub
Kelsey’s
Kim’s Wooden Nicol
Kully’s Original Sports Bar
Manhatten’s Bar & Grill
Merchant Ale House
Mick And Angelo’s
Moe’s - Port Colborne
Olde Angel Inn
Patrick Sheehan’s Pub
Rickijo’s
Romby’s
Scorecard Harry’s
Somebuddy’s
St Louis Bar and Grill
Sudzz
Syndicate Restaurant
Tailgates Bar & Grill
Taps on Queen
The Beach
The Boathouse
The Bull Market
The Butcher & Banker
The Dog Pound
The Duck (Golden Pheasant)
The Feathery Pub
The Irish Harp Pub
The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville
The Lazy Lizard
The Moose and Goose
The Mouse Trap
The Norfolk Tavern
The Overtime Pub
The Queen’s Guard Pub v2
The Red Hot Chili Pepper
The Reeb House
The Regency Athletic Resort
The Rex Hotel
The Whitfield
Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill
Wild Mushroom Bar & Grill
Wild Wing
Wrigley’s Sports Lounge


The Bad
BHON Slammed!
Boston Pizza
Donnelly’s Irish Pub
Ivan’s Bar
Jack Astor’s
Mustang’s Bar & Grill
Relax Bar
The Belleview
The Montrose Inn
Y-Not Again


The Ugly
Out of Business!
All Stars Tap and Grillhouse
Arizona’s
Barzooka’s
Big Daddy’s
Blazing Saddles Roadhouse
Brooklyn’s
Buffalo Wing & Pizza
Carley’s
Chaplain’s
Christina’s
Crabby Joe’s - St. Cath
Crabby Joe’s - Welland
Da Bar
Domenic’s Resto Bar
Freddees
Hallett’s
Hemingway’s
Honey’s St. Catharines
Hooters - Brampton
Hooters - Niagara
Kahunaville
Kelly’s Winghouse
London Arms
Mac’s Sports Bar
Mackinaw’s Tap & Grill
Malibu Jacks
Moe’s - St. Catharines
Mystic Jacks
Neighbourhood Pizza
O’Reillys
Phase One
Players
Port Mansion
Queen’s Guard Pub
Regal Begal
Schnitzel Corner Tavern
Shoeless Joe’s
Sizzlin’ Charlies
Southside Frankies
St. George Arms
Taste of the Caribbean
The Brownstone Pub
The Cadillac Ranch
The Casa
The Cock and Pheasant
The Daily Planet
The Dog Pound v1.0
The Dusty Rhino
The Elbow Room
The Flats Bar & Grill
The Griffon Pub
The Honest Lawyer
The Lion Tavern
The Mad Hatter
The Pepper Pot
The Red Onion Bar & Eatery
The Street Tap & Eatery
Time Out
Titanic Pub
Tricky Nicks
United Arms
Villa Paradiso
Wacky Wings
Winchester Arms
Wrigley’s Field


Wings Across America
Buffalo Wild Wings
Damone’s
Darby’s Public House
Hooters - Madison WI
Howe Sound Brewing
Nedley’s
Old Chicago
Pargo’s
The 49 Club
The Barker Brew Co
The Blarney Stone
The Cricketer’s
The Great Dane


Wing Events
BHON 10th Anniversary
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BHON 12th Anniversary
BHON 13th Anniversary
BHON 5th Anniversary
BHON 6th Anniversary
BHON 7th Anniversary
BHON 8th Anniversary
BHON 9th Anniversary
BHON Quebec
Downtown Pubcrawl 2005
Downtown Pubcrawl 2006
Hooters Grand Opening
Hops & Wing Ding 2002
Hops & Wing Ding 2003
Johnny Z's House 2003
Mike G’s House 2002
Mike G’s House 2003
Mike’s Housewarming 1998
Movie Night 2005
Movie Night 2006
NOTL Pubcrawl 2007
NOTL Pubcrawl 2008
Pinty’s Wing Plant Tour 2002
Port Dalhousie Pubcrawl 2007
Port Dalhousie Pubcrawl 2008
Saucapalooza 2013
Saucapalooza 2014
Saucapalooza 2014 Redux
Strange Brew I Beer Tasting
Strange Brew II Beer Tasting
Strange Brew III Beer Tasting!
Taylor & Bate Brewery Tour
Toronto WingOlympics 98


BHON Features

BHON Advice Section
BHON Bush Watch
BHON Golden Cock Awards 2002
BHON Golden Cock Awards 2003
BHON Golden Cock Awards 2004
BHON Home Improvements
STFU Guy Word Tour 2002
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-- Carl Worner --

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

1996-2016 Congratulations BHON!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen! This year marks the twentieth anniversary of BHON! Since our humble beginnings in September of 1996, BHON has outlasted countless trends. We’ve also produced a total of 192 bar reviews on our site, saw the elimination of smoking in public spaces, the birth of several BHON babies, marriages, divorces and re-marriages of some members along with the comings and goings of many faces over the years. Here are some other notable events that have taken place since the birth of BHON in 1996:

  • 1996 - First version of programming language Java was released.
  • 1996 - Microsoft releases Windows NT 4.0 for DEC Alpha and x86 platforms.
  • 1997 - First ever DNA clone, Dolly the sheep was born.
  • 1998 - Google was incorporated as a company.
  • 1998 - US president Bill Clinton impeached after the Monica Lewinski scandal.
  • 1999 - Clinton acquitted by the senate in February 1999, retains presidency.
  • 1999 - The Euro is established as the default currency of the new European Union.
  • 1999 - The year ends with widespread fear over the so-called ’Y2K millenium bug’.
  • 2000 - Y2K bug fears unfounded - the world didn’t end as expected.
  • 2000 - Microsoft releases Windows 2000.
  • 2000 - George W Bush wins presidential election by a narrow margin.
  • 2001 - Apple releases the first iPod.
  • 2001 - The 9/11 terror attacks took place in New York and Washington DC.
  • 2001 - The US coalition led ’War on Terror’ began in Afghanistan.
  • 2001 - Microsoft releases Windows XP.
  • 2002 - Growing accusations of war-prisoner mistreatment at Guantanamo Bay.
  • 2003 - Space Shuttle Columbia explodes on re-entry, killing all on board.
  • 2003 - The US invades Iraq in search of ’Weapons of Mass Destruction’.
  • 2004 - Social Media site - Facebook was launched.
  • 2004 - George W Bush wins second term as US president.
  • 2005 - Bill C-38 legalizes same-sex marriages in Canada.
  • 2005 - Hurricane Katrina causes catastrophic damage and loss of life in New Orleans.
  • 2006 - Social Media site - Twitter was launched.
  • 2006 - Saddam Hussein captured, tried and executed in December 2006.
  • 2007 - Microsoft releases Windows Vista.
  • 2007 - Apple releases the first iPhone.
  • 2007 - Beginning of the worst recession in US history since the Great Depression.
  • 2008 - The collpase of the housing market in 2008 resulted in financial chaos.
  • 2008 - Over $700 billion in bailouts given to troubled US banks and corporations.
  • 2008 - The US elected its first black president, Barack Obama.
  • 2009 - Microsoft releases Windows 7.
  • 2010 - The BP oil spill marked one of the worst environmental disasters in US history.
  • 2010 - US troops withdrawn from Iraq, seven years after the initiative began.
  • 2011 - Osama bin Laden is killed in a raid in Pakistan, 10 years after the events of 9/11.
  • 2011 - Occupy wall street protest movements grows across the continent.
  • 2011 - Apple CEO Steve Jobs passes away after a battle with cancer.
  • 2012 - Curiousity Rover lands successfully on Mars.
  • 2012 - Microsoft releases Windows 8 which sucked.
  • 2012 - Hurriance Sandy causes extensive damage along the eastern seaboard.
  • 2013 - Boston Marathon Bombing kills 3 and injures hundreds.
  • 2014 - Scotland votes to remain part of the United Kingdom.
  • 2014 - Ebola outbreaks in West Africa spark fears of epidemic.
  • 2014 - Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 dissappears carrying 239 passengers.
  • 2014 - ISIS seizes control of territories in Iraq and Syria.
  • 2014 - The US and Cuba restore diplomatic relations after 53 year cold-war.
  • 2015 - The US Supreme Court rules in favour of same-sex marriage.
  • 2015 - Microsoft releases Windows 10. It sucks less than 8 did.
  • 2015 - ISIS terrorists strike 4 locations in France, killing 130 people.
  • 2015 - A mass-exodus of Syrian nationals fleeing ISIS results in a global refugee crisis. 
  • 2015 - A world climate change pact signed by over 200 countries summit in France.

 



BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!

Sterling Rep: Hi, Im the new rep for Labatt Sterling’. Our low-carb beer is aimed at active people.
Patrick: But, if you are active you need MORE carbs, not less. What’s wrong with carbs is you are active?
Sterling Rep: That’s right, hence you see why we are targeting active people.
BHON: huh?




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BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - February 2016!

This month we continue with the Marvel theme and introduce another actress from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Born in 1982 to a British mother and American father, the English stage actress Hayley Atwell is best known for her portrayal of SSR Agent Peggy Carter in the Marvel franchise. Her early career began with an acting degree from Guildhall School of Music and Drama in 2005, followed by various roles in both stage and television. Her breakthrough role as Peggy Carter in the 2011 film ’Captain America: The First Avenger’ has led to appearances in many other Marvel works, culminating in her lead role in the televison series ’Agent Carter’ that began airing in 2015.

Although she might not be a superhero per-se, her stage presense is undeniable. Oh...and she has the best rack in the Marvel universe!!! 

 




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    Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
    Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?

    Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.

    Mike B: He died of Smallcox.
    Chris: No I think it was Dicktheria?
    Derek J: There’s a vaccine for that!
    Steve: Yeah, it’s penis cillin!

    Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!

    Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!



    Wing Terms:

    DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
    CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
    EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
    ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
    SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
    TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
    PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
    EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
    DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.




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    Trudeau greeted by loud music, chicken wings, Liberals at byelection rally - ...
    Posted: 9 Feb 2016 at 10:03pm
    Toronto Star
    Trudeau greeted by loud music, chicken wings, Liberals at byelection rally
    Toronto Star
    To pounding pop music and the tantalizing scent of chicken wings, Trudeau joined Premier Kathleen W...



    Mike Smyth's Not-So-Secret Superbowl Buffalo Wings recipe - CKNW News Talk 980
    Posted: 5 Feb 2016 at 3:23pm
    Mike Smyth's Not-So-Secret Superbowl Buffalo Wings recipe
    CKNW News Talk 980
    ?I swear, if you make these things, you will never buy frozen chicken wings again.? Place chicken wings in a large bowl. A...


    US to eat 1.3B chicken wings for Super Bowl - CNBC
    Posted: 5 Feb 2016 at 8:03am
    CNBC
    US to eat 1.3B chicken wings for Super Bowl
    CNBC
    While NFL players are waiting to see their hard work and prep payoff, Wing Zone franchise co-owner Matthew Licht on Long Island, New York, will at...



    Chicken Wings: Easy Recipes To Enjoy Dish Post-Super Bowl - Headlines & Globa...
    Posted: 10 Feb 2016 at 2:40pm
    Headlines & Global News
    Chicken Wings: Easy Recipes To Enjoy Dish Post-Super Bowl
    Headlines & Global News
    Demand for chicken wings rises during Super Bowl weekend, as over 1.3 billion Americans love t...



    Chicken wings and hydro: Parts, yum and hum - HydroWorld
    Posted: 8 Feb 2016 at 1:00pm
    HydroWorld
    Chicken wings and hydro: Parts, yum and hum
    HydroWorld
    According to the National Chicken Council that has member companies which include chicken producer/processors, poultry distributors an...



    Kansas confirms two more norovirus cases in Buffalo Wild Wings probe - Reuters
    Posted: 12 Feb 2016 at 12:16pm
    Seeking Alpha
    Kansas confirms two more norovirus cases in Buffalo Wild Wings probe
    Reuters
    Two more cases of norovirus were confirmed in people who visited a Buffalo Wild Wings Inc restaurant in Kansa...



    The MUNCHIES Guide to Chicken Wings - Munchies_ Food by VICE
    Posted: 4 Feb 2016 at 2:46pm
    Munchies_ Food by VICE
    The MUNCHIES Guide to Chicken Wings
    Munchies_ Food by VICE
    With Valentine's Day soon upon us, we asked ourselves: How can we show our loved ones how much we care without resorti...



    This Is How Many Chicken Wings Americans Will Eat During the Super Bowl - For...
    Posted: 28 Jan 2016 at 11:45am
    Fortune
    This Is How Many Chicken Wings Americans Will Eat During the Super Bowl
    Fortune
    The National Chicken Council released its annual ?Wing Report? on Wednesday estimating how many chicken wings Am...



    Over A Billion Chicken Wings Will Be Eaten During The Super Bowl And Other Fu...
    Posted: 30 Jan 2016 at 3:11pm
    Forbes
    Over A Billion Chicken Wings Will Be Eaten During The Super Bowl And Other Fun Food Factoids
    Forbes
    Grab a chicken wing. There's enough for you, too. Over a billion chicken wings are expected t...



    Man allegedly finds a lung in his KFC chicken wing, and the photos are pretty...
    Posted: 3 Feb 2016 at 11:17pm
    Tech Insider (blog)
    Man allegedly finds a lung in his KFC chicken wing, and the photos are pretty gross
    Tech Insider (blog)
    But when we called KFC's hotline we reached a friendly customer service rep ...




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    From airlines to telecom to beer, oil price pain seeping into other sectors -...
    Posted: 12 Feb 2016 at 5:54pm
    Globalnews.ca
    From airlines to telecom to beer, oil price pain seeping into other sectors
    Waterloo Record
    The crude downturn was even cited as cause for concern in the latest earnings for Molson Coors...



    New Ottawa research to explore greener beer, roll-it-up solar power - Nationa...
    Posted: 12 Feb 2016 at 3:13pm
    National Observer
    New Ottawa research to explore greener beer, roll-it-up solar power
    National Observer
    It could even be used to make greener beer, he added. ?Because the molecules can be tuned, they ...



    The battle of the beer labels is back! - CNBC
    Posted: 12 Feb 2016 at 5:09pm
    CNBC
    The battle of the beer labels is back!
    CNBC
    With more than 4,000 breweries in operation, beer drinkers have more options than ever before. The idea behind the Battle of the Beer Labels is to cele...



    Molson Coors says weak economy affecting beer sales in oil-producing province...
    Posted: 11 Feb 2016 at 3:56pm
    Toronto Sun
    Molson Coors says weak economy affecting beer sales in oil-producing provinces
    Toronto Sun
    MONTREAL -- Oil workers just aren't drinking like they used to. Molson Coors Brewing Co. blames a...



    State hits beer distributor with 90-day license suspension - The Boston Globe
    Posted: 12 Feb 2016 at 8:07pm
    The Boston Globe
    State hits beer distributor with 90-day license suspension
    The Boston Globe
    The state's largest distributor of craft beers has been slapped with an unprecedented 90-day license suspen...



    One Slovenian Town's Big New Tourist Attraction: A Beer Fountain - CityLab
    Posted: 12 Feb 2016 at 1:40pm
    CityLab
    One Slovenian Town's Big New Tourist Attraction: A Beer Fountain
    CityLab
    According to the BBC, by way of the Slovenian paper Dnevnik, the proposal was given the go-ahead this week with help fr...



    At Yonkers Brewing Company, Beer Steeped in Local Pride - New York Times
    Posted: 12 Feb 2016 at 8:00pm
    New York Times
    At Yonkers Brewing Company, Beer Steeped in Local Pride
    New York Times
    Schultz, born Arthur Flegenheimer, rose to prominence in ?the big beer wave during prohibition,? as Meyer Berger p...



    Guinness Brews Personal Beer for J.J. Watt Named '99' - Bleacher Report
    Posted: 12 Feb 2016 at 10:20am
    Bleacher Report
    Guinness Brews Personal Beer for J.J. Watt Named '99'
    Bleacher Report
    Being a three-time NFL Defensive Player of the Year may be its own reward, but it certainly doesn't come without o...



    Could this be killing off craft beer? - CNBC
    Posted: 12 Feb 2016 at 1:46am
    CNBC
    Could this be killing off craft beer?
    CNBC
    The craft beer sector has become a victim of its own success as the big multinational brewers corporations look to exploit a change in how their custome...



    World of Beer eyes summer opening in Canton - Detroit Free Press
    Posted: 12 Feb 2016 at 5:33pm
    Detroit Free Press
    World of Beer eyes summer opening in Canton
    Detroit Free Press
    Thirst not, Canton. The beer is on its way. Work crews have cleared a once-wooded area on Ford Road, west of Lilley, w...




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