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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Canada’s GOLDEN Moment!

Fourteen GOLD medals for Canada at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics!!!

But really, the one that had us all on the edge of our seats was the gold medal hockey
game against team USA. Never been a prouder moment for this country!
Congratulations to all of our Olympic atheletes!

 



BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!

Derek J: Good wings shouldn’t smell like a vagina.




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Wing Awards:

  • The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be a permanent fixture)
  • Team Canada - Women’s Hockey: - Olypmic pbbbbt - GOLD for Team Canada!
  • Hooligan’s Sports Bar: - BHON Hat Trick - the third sub $40 night in a row! Cheap Guinness on tap and decent wings for the third new spot to make it into the 80% range!


    Wing Slams:

  • Winter Again: - Winter Storm warning...fuck you!


    Quotables:

    Mike G: Kathy, what’s that grocery store over in Niagara Falls NY called again?
    Kathy: You mean Tops?
    Chris: No, say it like you normally say it. TAAAAHPS
    Kathy: What do you mean? It’s TOPS with an ’O’
    Mike B: Like that bar on Queen Street?
    Kathy: You mean TAPS?
    Mike B: ROFL...
    Mike G: Exactly...lets go to TAAAAHPS and get some PAAAAHHHP and bring it back to CYAHHNADA!
    Kathy: Are you guys making fun of me? That’s enough! Anyway, as I was saying, Mary-Kate is doing really well. She really likes her work there.
    Mike B: So she’s TAAAAAAAHPS of her class?
    Kathy: Oh fuck off already! ;)

    Steve: There was a story in the guy about the Reader’s Digest....
    Chris: Wait...there was a story in the guy?!? The Reader’s Digest was where?

    Chris: points at TV - Check out the Bobcat jumping over the fence onto the bobsled track.
    Mike B: Bobcat on the knobsled track? Wouldn’t that be a knobcat?
    BHON: LOL!
    Mike B: If it was a knobcat I guess they’re all fucked!

    Derek M: I suffer from sleep apnea. My sleep gets interrupted by my breathing.
    Mike B: I suffer from sleep annoya! My sleep gets interrupted by annoying shit!

    Steve: So the insurance said they’d cover $50 off laser eye surgery. Woo Hoo!
    Mike G: LOL...where the hell can you get laser eye surgery for $50???
    Mike B: The Nick Kittle eye clinic..."How many apples am I holding?" ***shaky hands***



    Wing Terms:

    DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
    CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
    EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
    ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
    SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
    TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
    PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
    EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
    DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.





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    BHON Wing News

    Mon, 08 Mar 2010 03:18:00 GMT
    Chicken wing panic turns out to be baseless - Business ...
    Buffalo's football team won't have a place in this year's Super Bowl hoopla, but don't worry, its chicken wings will.

    Mon, 08 Mar 2010 05:27:00 GMT
    A chicken wing bonanza - Today: Food: Recipe
    Jimmy Bannos from Heaven on Seven in Chicago, Ivano Toscani from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo and Katie and Leeann Chin from California, share some of their techniques for that age ...

    Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:48:00 GMT
    A chicken wing bonanza - TODAY Food and wine
    Jimmy Bannos from Heaven on Seven in Chicago, Ivano Toscani from the Anchor Bar in Buffalo and Katie and Leeann Chin from California, share some of their techniques for that age ...

    Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:27:00 GMT
    Group searches for best chicken wing - Weird news ...
    A caravan of chicken wing lovers began a trek last weekend across New York in search of the best wings.

    Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:01:00 GMT
    Chicken wing panic turns out to be baseless - TODAY ...
    Buffalo's football team won't have a place in this year's Super Bowl hoopla, but don't worry, its chicken wings will.

    Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:11:00 GMT
    Smoking wings for your Super Bowl party - TODAY Food ...
    Place oil in a stainless steel pot and heat to 350 degrees F. Gently place chicken wings in hot oil. Fry wings for 9 to 10 minutes until crispy and cooked through.

    Tue, 09 Mar 2010 04:28:00 GMT
    Chicken Wing Prices Hit the Roof - News- msnbc.com
    People are going crazy for chicken wings and as a result prices are sky-rocketing.

    Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:18:00 GMT
    Want great Buffalo wings? Moisture is enemy - TODAY Food and wine
    The chicken The flavor of the chicken is central to the perfect wing, so avoid the grocer's freezer case. Frozen poultry retains moisture, and moisture produces soggy, overcooked ...

    Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:29:00 GMT
    Pizza and chicken wings - The Daily Nightly - msnbc.com
    By Anthony Galloway, Producer, NBC News After three hours of deliberations, we received word from the jury room. “Pizza and chicken wings,” court information officer Michael ...

    Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:25:00 GMT
    Wings restaurants soar despite economy - Food Inc ...
    A plate of chicken tenders and basket of fries satisfies college student Brad Cunningham's hunger without emptying his wallet.


    BHON Beer News

    Thu, 04 Mar 2010 19:07:00 GMT
    Anheuser-Busch offering sorghum beer - Food Inc.- msnbc ...
    Anheuser-Busch Cos. Inc. on Wednesday introduced Redbridge, which the company called the first nationally available sorghum beer. Starting Wednesday, Redbridge is available in ...

    Sat, 13 Mar 2010 13:20:00 GMT
    Beer heiress could be next first lady - John McCain News- msnbc.com
    The McCains' marriage has mixed business and politics from the beginning, according to an expansive review by The Associated Press.

    Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:06:00 GMT
    Beer drinkers beware: Shortage to boost costs - Food ...
    Small brewers from Australia to Oregon face the daunting prospect of tweaking their recipes or experimenting less with new brews thanks to a worldwide shortage of one key beer ...

    Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:18:00 GMT
    Pet shop owner brews beer for dogs - Animal weirdness ...
    After a long day hunting, there's nothing like wrapping your paw around a cold bottle of beer. So Terrie Berenden, a pet shop owner in the Netherlands, created a beer for her ...

    Mon, 08 Mar 2010 09:01:00 GMT
    America's best beer festivals - US and Canada- msnbc ...
    We toast 10 of the country's most popular and important beer festivals, including the Great American Beer Festival, Great Taste of the Midwest and the American Craft Beer Fest.

    Sat, 13 Mar 2010 09:53:00 GMT
    Beer in aluminum bottles on the way - Weird news- msnbc.com
    How much would you pay for a bottle of beer that stays cold nearly an hour longer? Pittsburgh Brewing Co., maker of Iron City Beer, is asking an additional $1 per case.

    Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:46:00 GMT
    Beer sales falling along with economy - Food Inc ...
    Even the brewing industry is starting to go flat in the worldwide economic slump. Beer is "recession-resistant, not recession-proof," according to one beer marketing expert.

    Fri, 05 Mar 2010 01:48:00 GMT
    What makes for a great summer beer? - TODAY Food and ...
    Around Memorial Day, beer aisles across the country undergo a seasonal metamorphosis, as spring lagers make way for special summer brews. With the dog days of summer upon us ...

    Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:09:00 GMT
    Man accused of selling daughter for cash, beer - Criminal weirdness ...
    A California man has been arrested for arranging for his 14-year-old daughter to marry a neighbor in exchange for $16,000, 100 cases of beer and several cases of meat, police said.

    Thu, 04 Mar 2010 04:48:00 GMT
    Shore thing: Beer-battered fish and chips - TODAY ...
    Chef Jasper White's recipes for a great summer meal include beer-battered fish served with boardwalk french fries and homemade tarter sauce.