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"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine."
-- David Moulton --
So the coronavirus pandemic continues, although we are seeing some signs of optimism as the government slowly begins relaxing lockdown restrictions. When the bars will finally reopen is anybody’s guess, but we’ll be ready! We’re guessing things won’t be getting back to normal right away, but when the day comes that we’re actually allowed to go out for beers again, it will be a cause for celebrations!
In the meantime, BHON members can join us thursday nights at the usual time on Zoom. BYOB and BYOW (bring your own wings). It certainly doesn’t feel the same as a real BHON night, but it’s better than nothing and a nice opportunity to see some familiar faces after two months of being cooped up in the house.
Sterling Rep: Did I mention I have excellent cans and a wicked camel toe? Please have some free beer!
Mike G: Labia, lips, mmm.. labia, camel toe. Ooo, labial labiatis majoris camel toe labias labia. Mmmm. Oh look, beer!
As the pandemic continues, we’d like to remind everyone to continue to follow proper social distancing and hand washing procedures to prevent the spread of the virus.
But really....here’s just some pictures of tits because all this all this coronavirus bullshit has me depressed.
- March - 2020: Bezo’s Bar and Grill, Thorold
- February - 2020: Kim’s Wooden Nicol, St Catharines
- January - 2020: Frego’s Grillhouse & Bar, St. Catharines, ON
- July - 2019: The Porterhouse Brew Company, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: The Temple Bar, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: The Vat House Pub, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: Mulligan’s Pub, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: The Brazen Head, Dublin, Ireland
- May - 2019: The Eager Beaver, Niagara Falls
- April - 2019: Mick And Angelo’s, Niagara Falls
BHON Events History
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...
DerekJ: Pre-suffering. A unique two wing chemical reaction where the suicide wing does not taste hot, until the lower heat rated wing is consumed, then the suffering commences.
Derek: Yeah I’d offer sound advice to whomever requires it.
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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