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- November - 2012: Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill, St Catharines
- October - 2012: Syndicate Restaurant, St Catharines
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- August - 2012: The Regency Athletic Resort, Niagara Falls
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Chicken wings and other things - KFMB News 8Posted: 20 May 2013 at 4:19pm
Chicken wings and other things
KFMB News 8
Mario Whoo serves a complete menu of Mandarin cuisine at the Plaza Boulevard cafe that he's owned since 1984. But one item he's created has been a standout.... Salted caramel waffle chicken wings - Vancouver Sun (blog)
Posted: 15 May 2013 at 3:08pm
Salted caramel waffle chicken wings
Vancouver Sun (blog)
Malone's chef Rennie Chotalal could very well have had inspirational help by sampling some of the ?finest craft beers from home and abroad on ... Chicken wing battle in Gastown this Sunday - Straight.com (blog)
Posted: 16 May 2013 at 7:12pm
Straight.com (blog)
Chicken wing battle in Gastown this Sunday
Straight.com (blog)
Earlier, each will be given 20 pounds of chicken wings and a bottle of Lot No. 40 Canadian whisky to start off their ... Chinese sticky chicken wings - Vancouver Sun - Vancouver Sun
Posted: 3 May 2013 at 6:54pm
Chinese sticky chicken wings - Vancouver Sun
Vancouver Sun
Warning: This could get messy but these are finger-licking-good chicken wings. The five-spice powder ? a mix of star anise, cinnamon, cloves... Classic hot and lemon garlic chicken wings are great for playoff party snacks...
Posted: 8 May 2013 at 7:10am
Classic hot and lemon garlic chicken wings are great for playoff party snacks
CANOE
When it comes to chicken, the two most delicious parts are the thighs and wings. Succulent dark meat is moist and f... Free Press Test Kitchen recipe: Buffalo Chicken Wings with Blue Cheese Dressi...
Posted: 17 May 2013 at 11:28am
Free Press Test Kitchen recipe: Buffalo Chicken Wings with Blue Cheese Dressing
Detroit Free Press
If you don't want to fry the chicken wings, omit the flour step, but season them with salt and peppe... BBQ Recipe: Smokey Chicken Wings - Femalefirst - FemaleFirst.co.uk
Posted: 17 May 2013 at 6:57am
FemaleFirst.co.uk
BBQ Recipe: Smokey Chicken Wings - Femalefirst
FemaleFirst.co.uk
BBQ chicken wings make a BBQ so it would be criminal not to try these ones out next time you're having one. They're r... Where to set sail, fly a kite, sample chicken wings in this edition of The .....
Posted: 16 May 2013 at 9:36am
Where to set sail, fly a kite, sample chicken wings in this edition of The ...
MLive.com
Held at John Ball Park, 1300 W. Fulton St., from 1 to 5 p.m. Saturday, May 18, attendees can sample chicken wi... Chinese sticky chicken wings - The Windsor Star - Windsor Star
Posted: 8 May 2013 at 2:22am
Chinese sticky chicken wings - The Windsor Star
Windsor Star
Warning: This could get messy, but these are finger-licking-good chicken wings. The five-spice powder - a mix of star anise, cinnamon, clo... The spice is right: a quest for manhood and Toronto's hottest chicken wing - ...
Posted: 1 May 2013 at 1:37pm
Post City
The spice is right: a quest for manhood and Toronto's hottest chicken wing
Post City
April was an ideal month to ?research? a story about the city's hottest wings. The Leafs had made the pla...
BHON Beer News
John Picard is nuts about his beer - Hamilton Spectator - Hamilton SpectatorPosted: 18 May 2013 at 3:56pm
John Picard is nuts about his beer - Hamilton Spectator
Hamilton Spectator
Two area companies are getting ready to capitalize on our love of summer and beer with their own innovative twists on the be... 5 Beer Cities To Hit This Summer - Forbes
Posted: 20 May 2013 at 9:27am
5 Beer Cities To Hit This Summer
Forbes
Luxe pool parties may be nice, and stunning beach resorts are always a safe bet. But in cities around North America, the most popular way to beat the summer he... GOODS: Tofino's Cozy ?Shelter? Ready For ?Feast? Food Fest With Beer-Inspired...
Posted: 20 May 2013 at 4:58pm
GOODS: Tofino's Cozy ?Shelter? Ready For ?Feast? Food Fest With Beer-Inspired ...
Scout Magazine (blog)
For Shelter's menu, our kitchen focused on local seafood but used the now synonymous craft beer... Chicago Cubs Fan Saves Wife from Home Run Ball, Rewarded with Beer to the ......
Posted: 20 May 2013 at 1:05pm
The Epoch Times
Chicago Cubs Fan Saves Wife from Home Run Ball, Rewarded with Beer to the ...
Bleacher Report
The interesting part?more so than Chicago actually leading in a game?was the sight of a wo... Americans spend more on pets than beer or movies - Quartz
Posted: 20 May 2013 at 2:27pm
Americans spend more on pets than beer or movies
Quartz
They spend hundreds of dollars more than those in their 20s and 30s. Overall, Americans spend about $500 on average, or 1% of their annual budg... Introducing Tom Green Beer ? and that's no joke - Ottawa Citizen - Ottawa Cit...
Posted: 19 May 2013 at 4:40am
Ottawa Citizen
Introducing Tom Green Beer ? and that's no joke - Ottawa Citizen
Ottawa Citizen
The ?Tom Green Beer? debuts next month when the Ottawa native does five standup comedy shows at Yuk Yuk's... Cold Beer Illegal In Indiana, Lawsuit Takes On State That Must Have Drunkenly...
Posted: 20 May 2013 at 5:13pm
Opposing Views
Cold Beer Illegal In Indiana, Lawsuit Takes On State That Must Have Drunkenly ...
The Inquisitr
While in general cold beer has been illegal in Indiana for about 50 years, the caveat is ... The Mad Quest to Drink Every Craft Beer at GoogaMooga - Esquire (blog)
Posted: 20 May 2013 at 1:08pm
Esquire (blog)
The Mad Quest to Drink Every Craft Beer at GoogaMooga
Esquire (blog)
The mission was pretty clear when I started: Go to The Great GoogaMooga festival in Brooklyn and sample the beers th... Southern US has a taste for Ilkley beer - Telegraph.co.uk
Posted: 20 May 2013 at 12:42pm
Telegraph.co.uk
Southern US has a taste for Ilkley beer
Telegraph.co.uk
Chris Ives, managing director and founder of Ilkley Brewery, made the breakthrough with a panel of distributors and beer experts... Beer spruces up in battle for market share - Globe and Mail
Posted: 17 May 2013 at 6:43pm
Globe and Mail
Beer spruces up in battle for market share
Globe and Mail
The smell of stale beer is still there; the sometimes unavoidable by-product of a vast recycling program that leaves it to cons...
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