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"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."
-- Homer Simpson --
Given the ongoing confusion as to where we are going for the next BHON event, we thought
it would be appropriate to choose a location well in advance! C-U-Next-Thursday!!!
Sylvia: Oh take the picture again, I want to look good!
No celebrity this month, just some random bouncy-bouncy!
- May - 2015: Iggy’s Pub & Grub, Fonthill
- April - 2015: Kully’s Original Sports Bar, St. Catharines
- April - 2015: Tailgates Bar & Grill, Welland
- October - 2014: Hemingway’s, St Catharines
- October - 2014: London Arms, St Catharines
- October - 2014: Kahunaville, St Catharines
- October - 2014: Mystic Jacks, St Catharines
- October - 2014: Shoeless Joe’s, St Catharines
- September - 2014: Kim’s Wooden Nicol, St Catharines
- August - 2014: Cat’s Kitchen and Bar, Niagara Falls
BHON Events History
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Rick: - For showing up to two consecutive BHON nights in a row! Good to see you again!
Chris and Nina: - Another BHON baby on the way. Congrats!
BHON: - For picking it’s 3rd new place in a row!
Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!
Vickie: I bet I’ve had more ballsacks in my mouth than you have!
David: Oh hey guys we’re all out of Guinness.
David: Nah I’m just fuckin’ with ya.
Mike B: My hands get cold real quick on the bike, sometimes I can’t feel my fingers.
Steve J: Or worse, your nuts!
Mike G: FBS! Frozen Bag Syndrome!
Mike B: I wear gloves for that.
Mike G: For your balls?
Derek J: A Cock Sock!
Vickie: Dick Mittens!
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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FOOD: Chicken wings are a popular barbecue treat - Northumberland Today
Posted: 7 May 2015 at 8:26am
FOOD: Chicken wings are a popular barbecue treat
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Chicken wings in 11 flavours at Wingstop - gulfnews.com
Posted: 26 May 2015 at 2:49am
Chicken wings in 11 flavours at Wingstop
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Posted: 12 May 2015 at 11:06am
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Kevin Dundon's chilli-salted chicken wings - UTV Ireland
Posted: 22 May 2015 at 2:20pm
Kevin Dundon's chilli-salted chicken wings
Add the chicken wings and toss to coat in the mixture. Cover with clingfilm and leave to marinate in the refrigerator for 30 minutes....
Weekly Poll: Best Chicken Wings in Kingston - Kingstonist
Posted: 27 Apr 2015 at 11:13am
Weekly Poll: Best Chicken Wings in Kingston
best chicken wings in kingston, Ontario Now that we are well into the throes of the 2015 NHL Play-offs, and local spring sports leag...
Chicken Wings, You're Doing It Wrong - Huffington Post
Posted: 12 May 2015 at 12:24pm
Chicken Wings, You're Doing It Wrong
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Poultry Prices Burn Buffalo Wild Wings As Costs Crush Margins - Forbes
Posted: 28 Apr 2015 at 5:07pm
Poultry Prices Burn Buffalo Wild Wings As Costs Crush Margins
Shares of Buffalo Wild Wings are tanking in Tuesday's after-hours trading session as investors treat the company's first qua...
Go West, Buffalo wings: Anchor Bar to open chicken wing joint on the Strip in...
Posted: 27 Apr 2015 at 1:46pm
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Minneapolis Star Tribune
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The world according to emojis: Americans love chicken wings, Russians love .....
Posted: 27 Apr 2015 at 12:42pm
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4 cancer charities accused of fraud; donations bought bras, chicken wings - A...
Posted: 19 May 2015 at 10:47pm
4 cancer charities accused of fraud; donations bought bras, chicken wings
The Federal Trade Commission has launched a case against Cancer Support Services, Children's Cancer Fund of Amer...
BHON Beer News
Booze warnings urged for grocers selling beer - London Free Press
Posted: 25 May 2015 at 7:58pm
London Free Press
Booze warnings urged for grocers selling beer
London Free Press
Ontarians buying beer in grocery stores will have to walk past posters preaching the dangers of alcohol, if public hea...
Our growing thirst for craft beer - Times Colonist
Posted: 25 May 2015 at 9:02am
Our growing thirst for craft beer
As craft beer keeps growing and diversifying, it keeps eating into the profits of the largest beer companies. As of last December, the pro...
Norfolk, Mass., Bar Supports Tom Brady By Brewing 'Free Brady' Beer - NESN.com
Posted: 25 May 2015 at 1:00pm
Norfolk, Mass., Bar Supports Tom Brady By Brewing 'Free Brady' Beer
Horne, a lifelong Patriots fan, wanted to show support for the four-time Super Bowl champion quarterback by naming...
The top beer brand on Twitter is... - CNBC
Posted: 25 May 2015 at 2:03pm
The top beer brand on Twitter is...
Memorial Day weekend kicks off the start to the summer beer drinking season and you can be sure social-media-savvy beer drinkers will be engaging with the...
The Quest to Reproduce the World's Oldest Shipwreck Beer - The New Yorker
Posted: 24 May 2015 at 12:38am
The New Yorker
The Quest to Reproduce the World's Oldest Shipwreck Beer
The New Yorker
Historic Beer 1843 was developed from a brew that spent more than a hundred and seventy years at the bottom of th...
Craft beer credentials are not always what they appear - CBC.ca
Posted: 19 May 2015 at 8:07pm
Craft beer credentials are not always what they appear
It's hard to say exactly what's more symbolic of craft beer's battle to stay grassroots: the fact a man would sue for being tricked...
Paralyzed Man Drinks Beer with Help of Mind-Reading Robot - GOOD Magazine
Posted: 25 May 2015 at 3:35pm
Paralyzed Man Drinks Beer with Help of Mind-Reading Robot
Erik Sorto has been paralyzed for more than a decade. A while back, the 34-year-old decided to allow a group of ne...
A new take on beer - CHCH News
Posted: 25 May 2015 at 8:41am
A new take on beer
It's our favourite summer beverage. Beer has been around for hundreds of years and while flavours have changed, its general makeup has remained the same. But now...
Robot Tongue Identifies The Correct Beer Every Time - Science 2.0
Posted: 25 May 2015 at 11:58am
Robot Tongue Identifies The Correct Beer Every Time
By Lisa Marie Potter (Inside Science) -- Machines mimicking a human's sense of taste are going on a beer-tasting binge. Desp...
Beer Store locations tee up Bottles for Leukemia Drive - CKWS
Posted: 25 May 2015 at 6:19pm
Beer Store locations tee up Bottles for Leukemia Drive
THE WEEKEND MARKED THE 10TH ANNUAL BOTTLES FOR LEUKEMIA DRIVE ?A PROVINCE WIDE CAMPAIGN THAT TURNS YOUR EMPTIES INTO CASH FOR DONATIONS...
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