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April 3rd, 2014 - Updated Review - Hooligan’s Sports Bar! Congrats for the bump in score!March 20th, 2014 - New Review - Cat’s Kitchen and Bar in Niagara Falls!
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This month we feature an old favourite who’s starring in Marvel’s new Captain America - Winter Soldier at a cineplex near you! Yes, it’s Scarlett Johansson once again gracing the BHON site as Pbbbbt of the month. Call me lacking in creativity lately, but I like tits. So shoot me! |
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- April - 2014: The Griffon Pub, St. Catharines
- April - 2014: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- March - 2014: Cat’s Kitchen and Bar, Niagara Falls
- March - 2014: The Celtic Pub, St Catharines
- February - 2014: Saucapalooza 2014, Thorold
- October - 2013: The Reeb House, Port Colborne
- May - 2013: Hemingway’s, St Catharines
- April - 2013: Saucapalooza 2013, Thorold
- April - 2013: Port Mansion, Port Dalhousie
- April - 2013: The Street Tap & Eatery, St Catharines
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Vickie: I bet I’ve had more ballsacks in my mouth than you have!
David: Oh hey guys we’re all out of Guinness.
BHON: GASP!
David: Nah I’m just fuckin’ with ya.
Mike B: My hands get cold real quick on the bike, sometimes I can’t feel my fingers.
Steve J: Or worse, your nuts!
Mike G: FBS! Frozen Bag Syndrome!
Mike B: I wear gloves for that.
Mike G: For your balls?
Derek J: A Cock Sock!
Vickie: Dick Mittens!
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingeryCPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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