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"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer."
-- Al Bundy --
Well folks, it has been a rather long 16 months since this covid fiasco began. It was only the end of June that saw the reopening of patios in the province of Ontario, and mere weeks ago when we saw the return of indoor dining. BHON nights have certainly had to take on a new format while adapting to the ever-changing rules and restrictions. Again a huge shout out to Mike B for offering up the clubhouse as our default location during these difficult times. Of course we would never think to violate these important public safety rules and only attended such clandestine meetings when it was absolutely appropriate to do so, wink, wink, nudge nudge, say no more, say no more.
As the summer pushes on, and we are on our way to becoming the most widely vaccinated country on the planet, the doomsayers that run our Public Health Units and government are still finding new ways to fuck with our psychological wellbeing. "Not so fast taking off that mask....", they say. "Delta Variants and Fourth Waves a’ Comin, so keep yer guard up". Despite us doing everything that was asked of us during this pandemic, and far surpassing the vaccination goals set out by the experts in charge, they are still finding new ways to dampen our spirits and keep us all in limbo for the foreseeable future.
So life goes on....in the new normal that still isn’t normal. Yeah, we can finally go into a bar and have a beer with our friends again, but what has been the cost?
Let that sink in for a while.....does your life feel ’normal’ yet?
Waitress: I told the cook that you didn’t like the wings and we’re going to take two off the bill.
Steve J: 2 wings???
Nothing interesting to say.....pandemic still going on. Still in lockdown. Here’s some tits.
- November - 2020: Trailside Bar & Grill, Ridgeway
- October - 2020: Romby’s, St Catharines
- March - 2020: Bezo’s Bar and Grill, Thorold
- February - 2020: Kim’s Wooden Nicol, St Catharines
- January - 2020: Frego’s Grillhouse & Bar, St. Catharines
- July - 2019: The Porterhouse Brew Company, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: The Temple Bar, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: The Vat House Pub, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: The Brazen Head, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: Mulligan’s Pub, Dublin, Ireland
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...
DerekJ: Pre-suffering. A unique two wing chemical reaction where the suicide wing does not taste hot, until the lower heat rated wing is consumed, then the suffering commences.
Derek: Yeah I’d offer sound advice to whomever requires it.
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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