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February - 2017: The Riverside Tavern, Chippawa
November - 2016: Grand Central Bar & Grill, Niagara Falls
September - 2016: Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits, Grimsby
September - 2016: The Forty Public House, Grimsby
September - 2016: The Judge & Jester, Grimsby
September - 2016: The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville, Beamsville
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September - 2016: Syndicate Restaurant, St Catharines
August - 2016: Gargoyles Pub & Grill, Vancouver, BC
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Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
Mike B: He died of Smallcox.
Chris: No I think it was Dicktheria?
Derek J: There’s a vaccine for that!
Steve: Yeah, it’s penis cillin!
Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
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Posted: 25 May 2017 at 10:10am
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Posted: 25 May 2017 at 10:55pm
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KFC fly-thru: Drone gets chicken wings for Auckland couple - Newshub
Posted: 22 May 2017 at 3:43pm
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Here's Where You Can Get ?2 Chicken Wings In Dublin Tomorrow - Lovin Dublin
Posted: 22 May 2017 at 8:48am
Lovin Dublin Here's Where You Can Get ?2 Chicken Wings In Dublin Tomorrow Lovin Dublin ... tempting you to a tasty Tuesday treat. From 12pm until close every day you can avail of this brill offer - on...
Winging it beyond Ikea: 6 alternative places for chicken wings - The Straits ...
Posted: 19 May 2017 at 10:36am
The Straits Times Winging it beyond Ikea: 6 alternative places for chicken wings The Straits Times SINGAPORE - Swedish furniture chain Ikea announced that it will temporarily halt the sale of its belo...
Runaway Chicken Wing Prices Hurting Food Chains - Investopedia
Posted: 2 May 2017 at 3:16pm
Investopedia Runaway Chicken Wing Prices Hurting Food Chains Investopedia Soaring chicken wing prices are giving fast-food companies heartburn. According to a report by TheStreet.com, analysts at BMO ...
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Plenty of food options for Saturday, no craft beer yet - Regina Leader-Post
Posted: 25 May 2017 at 5:29pm
Regina Leader-Post Plenty of food options for Saturday, no craft beer yet Regina Leader-Post Whether you want to share a two-foot long hot dog with a friend, sample some pulled pork poutine or enjoy a...
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Posted: 25 May 2017 at 1:17pm
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Couple hope to tap craft beer market - Brantford Expositor
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Posted: 24 May 2017 at 9:06pm
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A beer-friendly ranking of Memorial Day games - GolfDigest.com
Posted: 25 May 2017 at 5:29pm
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Posted: 24 May 2017 at 1:33pm
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