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"People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Happy New Year 2012!

Wishing everyone a happy and prosperous 2012. I couldn’t decide whether to post a colourful 2012
greeting card, or a picture of a hot broad with big tits holding a Guinness, so here’s both! Enjoy!!!!!!

Note: The first BHON Event of 2012 will be held Thursday, January 12 @ Bugsys. Let’s start off
the New Year right!! I can taste the suicide sauce already....Mmmmmm Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm!!

Double Note: The second BHON Event of 2012 will be held Thursday, January 26 @ The Red Onion!

"I’m not from Hollywood, I’m not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is extremely valuable!"



BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!

Sterling Rep: Hi, Im the new rep for Labatt Sterling’. Our low-carb beer is aimed at active people.
Patrick: But, if you are active you need MORE carbs, not less. What’s wrong with carbs is you are active?
Sterling Rep: That’s right, hence you see why we are targeting active people.
BHON: huh?




BHON.NET Site News:

January 1st, 2012 - The rest of the photos from 2011 are up in the Gallery. Yeah....they go back to August and I’m lazy - STFU! :P


BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - January 2012

This month’s we feature some spicy Latina pbbbbt to warm up your January days!

First off, here’s hot MILF Salma Hayek. I’d almost forgotten about her until I came
across these photos that reminded me how much I’ve always enjoyed her *HUGE*
talents as an actress. She hasn’t been in any memorable movies lately, but that’s ok.
They could just pay her to recite pages out of the dictionary while wearing a dress
like this one and guys would pay money to see that shit. Might even be an oscar
worthy performance?




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  • The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be a permanent fixture)



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    Mike G: I put Mila Kunis up for this month’s BHON babe.
    Mike B: Yeah I’d make a Mila out of her Kunis!

    Mike B: Doesn’t anybody just fuck normally anymore?

    Mike B: Oh look, it’s PISSO the Leprechaun!

    Mike B: Should get into Gynecology...I hear there’s a lot of openings available!

    Mike G: He’s not the kind of guy to get into a pissing contest with.
    Mike B: Yeah, he’s the guy that’ll shit on you at a pissing contest!



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    DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
    CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
    EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
    ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
    SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
    TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
    PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
    EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
    DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.




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    January 23rd, 2012 - 12:18 PM
    Americans to Consume 1.25 Billion Chicken Wings Super Bowl Weekend - PR Newswire
    WASHINGTON, Jan. 23, 2012 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- As Americans plan their menus for Super Bowl Sunday, the second biggest eating day of the year after Thanksgiving, few items will be more prominent on viewers' plates than America's favorite appetizer ...

    January 27th, 2012 - 11:30 AM
    Spicy Chicken Wings for the Super Bowl or Chinese New Year - New York Times
    I HAD the thought that chicken wings would be nice to make in honor of the Chinese New Year, so I pitched the idea to my editor. If wings are too banal or plebeian, it could always be thighs, I offered. The editor replied: wings absolutely ...

    January 28th, 2012 - 12:23 AM
    Chicken Wings In High Demand - abc40
    SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (WGGB) — One the most popular items on Superbowl party menus is in high demand. Chicken wings will soon be flying out of the coolers and restaurants for the big game.  According to the National Chicken Council 1.25 billion ...

    January 28th, 2012 - 12:52 AM
    Game on: Ready to satisfy super appetites - Daily Journal
    Eateries are ordering extra food such as chicken wings and hamburger patties for the Super Bowl rush, and bars are adding as much as a three months’ supply of alcohol now that the big game is in Indianapolis. Managers of restaurants and ...

    January 26th, 2012 - 10:16 PM
    Alabama poultry farmers big winners Super Bowl weekend. - ABC 33/40 News
    Super Bowl Sunday is the biggest eating day of the year after Thanksgiving, and chicken wings are among the favorite items on the menu, according to the National Chicken Council's (NCC) 2012 Wing Report. More than 1.25 billion wing portions will be ...

    January 27th, 2012 - 11:26 PM
    Central Connecticut sets the border between Super Bowl fandom - Register Citizen
    His wife, Maria, 29, roots for the New England Patriots. “I spend a lot of time sleeping on the couch,” he said Thursday as the couple sat eating chicken wings at Roma’s Sports Bar in New Britain, which sits about two hours southwest of ...

    January 25th, 2012 - 11:14 PM
    At Wings Eatery, the "Plus" Is Politics - msnbc.com
    Wings Plus isn't only known for its tender chicken wings. With the 2012 election season in high gear, the local eatery has become the Broward hot spot for high-profile Republicans. "The president doesn't park his bus in the back of the store.

    January 28th, 2012 - 12:23 AM
    Lourdes girls advance to 8A regional finals - Miami Herald
    Revenge is a dish best served … with chicken wings. That’s how the Lourdes Academy soccer team planned to celebrate after beating Palmetto’s girls 4-0 Friday night in a Class 8A regional semifinal at Tropical Park. Lourdes (19-1-1 ...

    January 27th, 2012 - 11:23 AM
    Greek Chicken Wings Recipe - YumSugar.com
    We close out our week of worldly wings with a recipe . . . with an accessory. While I love this classic finger food on its own, sometimes a cooling dipping sauce is just what the tailgater ordered to complement a piping hot and/or fiery chicken wing.

    January 25th, 2012 - 02:17 PM
    48 Million Americans to Order Restaurant Delivery for the Big Game on February 5, According to National Restaurant Association - PR Newswire
    "When it comes to favorite game-watching foods, dips, chicken wings and pizza top the list. But, about 2 out of 5 individuals who plan to watch the big game say that healthful food items are a must on their table that day." The Association's research shows ...


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