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Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingeryCPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
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EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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Posted: 27 Feb 2015 at 1:23pm
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Posted: 3 Feb 2015 at 9:41am
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