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I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Mourning?." He said, "No, just taking a shit."
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BHON COVID-19 Updates

Good news folks….once all the bars have gone out of business due to the lockdown we might still have a place to go for a beer!

https://outline.com/RCz4aq

Rumor has it that in order to clarify the situation, 6 more colour coded zones will be added to the current lockdown rating system. Niagara will soon move to Turquoise-lockdown, which is essentially the same as the previous lockdown except you can’t jerk-off on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Schools will remain open, but kids should stay home unless they are going to school, else they should only go to school except when they should stay at home.

Next is ‘Sandalwood-lockdown’ which means essentially everyone should stay at home unless it is essential, or they feel essentially that they should go do something which is non-essential. Essential workers are of course exempt, except for non-essential reasons. Essentially, everyone should just fuck off.

Alabaster-lockdown will replace the current black lockdown which was deemed racist.

Autumn-seagrass-lockdown will replace the current red-zone lockdown, as the government felt a more calming, less alarmist colour would be better and also better match the curtains in the living and dining room. Plus, referring to things as red was deemed offensive to indigenous people and thus is no longer appropriate. (see Cincinnati Reds, Washington Redskins…)

Similarly, pink and blue have been banned as zone colours because lockdown zones shouldn’t be subject to gender discrimination.

Finally, the yellow zone has been removed as it was deemed offensive to Asian people. If your region is placed into this zone, it will now be referred to as ‘Spring-Daffodil-lockdown’ instead.

Meanwhile, while our government continues to fuck the dog on vaccinations, Dr. Tam released predictions for the 3rd wave based, as usual, on random numbers they pulled out of their assholes.

 



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Wing Awards:

  • The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be a permanent fixture)



    Wing Slams:

  • COVID-19: - For continuing to fuck with our daily lives.
  • Our government: - For fucking the dog on whole vaccine rollout. You couldn’t possibly arrange for a bigger clusterfuck if you tried.
  • Dr. Hirji: - So Niagara’s numbers are lower than half the province that’s already reopened yet we’re STILL in fucking lockdown? WTF?
  • Dr. Theresa Tam: - Does someone piss on your cornflakes every morning to help contribute to your cheery personality?


    Quotables:

    Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...

    DerekJ: Pre-suffering. A unique two wing chemical reaction where the suicide wing does not taste hot, until the lower heat rated wing is consumed, then the suffering commences.

    Derek: Yeah I’d offer sound advice to whomever requires it.

    Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
    Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?

    Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.



    Wing Terms:

    DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
    CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
    EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
    ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
    SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
    TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
    PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
    EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
    DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.




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    Get 5 Chicken Wings for $1 When You Order a Burger at Applebee’s - Thrillist
    Posted: 24 Feb 2021 at 5:55pm
    Get 5 Chicken Wings for $1 When You Order a Burger at Applebee’s  Thrillist


    From chicken wings to steel: How companies are mitigating inflation - Yahoo F...
    Posted: 23 Feb 2021 at 8:12am
    From chicken wings to steel: How companies are mitigating inflation  Yahoo Finance


    Applebee’s New Virtual Chicken Wings Concept Will Differentiate Itself With C...
    Posted: 17 Feb 2021 at 8:30am
    Applebee’s New Virtual Chicken Wings Concept Will Differentiate Itself With Cheetos Flavors  Forbes


    The Perfect Pandemic Dinner: Air Fried Lemon Pepper Chicken Wings - The Banne...
    Posted: 22 Feb 2021 at 10:00am
    The Perfect Pandemic Dinner: Air Fried Lemon Pepper Chicken Wings  The Banner Newspaper


    Super Bowl recipes: How to make perfect chicken wings at home - SB Nation
    Posted: 4 Feb 2021 at 3:00am
    Super Bowl recipes: How to make perfect chicken wings at home  SB Nation


    The Worst Restaurant Chicken Wings | Eat This Not That - Eat This, Not That
    Posted: 10 Feb 2021 at 3:00am
    The Worst Restaurant Chicken Wings | Eat This Not That  Eat This, Not That


    Sunday Brunch: Chicken Wings and Buffalo Sauce - WGN TV Chicago
    Posted: 7 Feb 2021 at 3:00am
    Sunday Brunch: Chicken Wings and Buffalo Sauce  WGN TV Chicago


    Wing Stop gives away free chicken wings to Jackson customers - WJTV
    Posted: 18 Feb 2021 at 6:28pm
    Wing Stop gives away free chicken wings to Jackson customers  WJTV


    A massive chicken wing shortage is brewing - Restaurant Business Online
    Posted: 4 Feb 2021 at 3:00am
    A massive chicken wing shortage is brewing  Restaurant Business Online


    Buffalo Wings Named A Top 100 Iconic American Dish - wyrk.com
    Posted: 23 Feb 2021 at 9:03am
    Buffalo Wings Named A Top 100 Iconic American Dish  wyrk.com



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