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Bugsy’s


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Badda Bing Roadhouse
Big Marco’s
Butler’s Sports Bar
Canalside Pub & Eatery
Cat’s Caboose
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar
Cheers - Welland
Cheers Tap & Grill
Chippawa House
Clancy’s Sports Bar
Cracker Jack’s
Don Cherry’s Sports Bar
Duff’s Pizzeria
Fat Louie’s
Fugly’s Cafe and Pub
Gagster’s
Gord’s Place
Hooligan’s Sports Bar
Hoops Sports Bar
Hooters - Niagara v2
Iggy’s Pub & Grub
J Tapps Bar & Eatery
JJ Kapps
Kaz’s St. Paul Street Pub
Kelsey’s
Kim’s Wooden Nicol
Kully’s Original Sports Bar
Manhatten’s Bar & Grill
Merchant Ale House
Mick And Angelo’s
Moe’s - Port Colborne
Olde Angel Inn
Olle’s Ale House
Patrick Sheehan’s Pub
Rickijo’s
Romby’s
Scorecard Harry’s
Somebuddy’s
St. Louis Bar & Grill
Sudzz
Syndicate Restaurant
Tailgates Bar & Grill
Taps on Queen
The Beach
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The Bull Market
The Butcher & Banker
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The Duck (Golden Pheasant)
The Feathery Pub
The Honest Lawyer
The Irish Harp Pub
The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville
The Lazy Lizard
The Moose and Goose
The Mouse Trap
The Norfolk Tavern
The Overtime Pub
The Queen’s Guard Pub v2
The Red Hot Chili Pepper
The Reeb House
The Regency Athletic Resort
The Rex Hotel
The Whitfield
TJ’s Sports Bar
Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill
Wild Mushroom Bar & Grill
Wild Wing
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Boston Pizza
Donnelly’s Irish Pub
Ivan’s Bar
Jack Astor’s
Mustang’s Bar & Grill
Relax Bar
The Belleview
The Montrose Inn
Y-Not Again


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Out of Business!
All Stars Tap and Grillhouse
Arizona’s
Barzooka’s
Big Daddy’s
Blazing Saddles Roadhouse
Brooklyn’s
Buffalo Wing & Pizza
Carley’s
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Domenic’s Resto Bar
Freddees
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Kelly’s Winghouse
London Arms
Mac’s Sports Bar
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Phase One
Players
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Regal Begal
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Sizzlin’ Charlies
Southside Frankies
St. George Arms
Taste of the Caribbean
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The Cadillac Ranch
The Casa
The Cock and Pheasant
The Daily Planet
The Dog Pound v1.0
The Dusty Rhino
The Elbow Room
The Flats Bar & Grill
The Griffon Pub
The Honest Lawyer
The Lion Tavern
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The Pepper Pot
The Red Onion Bar & Eatery
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Tricky Nicks
United Arms
Villa Paradiso
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-- Anon --

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl - Someday.....

IMPORTANT!!! DATE CHANGE NOTICE!!!
New Record!! Most postponements on an Event!

We call ourselves Bar Hoppers of Niagara. Let’s see how many members are willing to live up to that title! Our next event will be a road trip to the westernmost edge of our namesake region for our first ever Grimsby Pub Crawl! 

Directions:

Take the QEW to the Maple/Ontario/Christie Exit. Head South on Ontario Street until you hit Main. There is a large municipal parking lot off Ontario just before you reach Main Street, in behind the bars we will be visiting. Of course you can always parallel park on the street if that’s your thing.

Agenda:

8:00PM - Teddy’s Sports Bar - 30 Main Street West.
A Grimsby landmark that’s been there since the 1960’s! No Guinness on tap, but 69 cent wings on Thursday’s makes this one worth a visit. 

9:00PM - The Forty Public House - 10 Main Street West.
A Brand new bar promising a focus on local craft beers.

10:00PM - The Judge & Jester - 17 Main Street East.
A classic irish bar offering $5.99 Guinness pints on Thursday’s makes this the ideal spot to finish off the evening.

Times are subject to change, especially if one of the places is shit! Hope to see you all there. Carpool options TBD later on etc.

Update 3/23/16 - Due to the possibility of freezing rain fucking up our roadtrip, the emergency backup spot has been selected as the Celtic Club. Keep your ears open to the weather reports - if it’s shit, we jumping ship.

Update 3/24/16 - It’s miserable and crappy out, so we’ve decided to postpone this event for two weeks. Note the new data above and see you on Thursday, April 7th April 21st!!!

Update 4/5/16 - OK, so Mother Nature is a psychotic bitch and decided to fuck with us some more. More snow and crappy weather in the forecast for this week. Maybe Mother Nature has something against us visiting Grimsby? Or maybe she just hates Grimsby in general? Either way, we will postpone our pub crawl one more time. Perhaps in another two weeks the weather will decide to co-operate. So, as a backup spot - Bugsy’s! Can’t go wrong with the sole remaining 100% club member.

Update 4/20/16 - Grimsby Pub crawl has been postponed to May 5, due to one or more BHON members having injured themsleves during recent sexual acts. We felt that a Pub Crawl would be too uncomfortable.  Due to sensitivty to the nature of the injuries, details will not be shared online, but hope your balls are feeling better by Thursday Mike.

Update 5/4/16 - Grimsby Pub crawl has to be postponed again to May 19th. Due to a fire ban in effect, the township of Grimsby will no longer allow non-residents entrance to the city. Guess they are showing support for Fort McMurray. Instead, we’ve decided to show our solidarity by re-visiting a place that has already burned to the ground once. This week’s BHON night will take place at The Reeb House!

Update 5/16/16 - Due to recent alien activity in the area and a suspicious lack of wingage (possible due to said activity) the Grimsby Pub Crawl has been postponed again. Perhaps they will be able to restock in the next two weeks.

Update 6/1/2016 - We regret to inform members that due to weather forecasts indicating high probability of rain, the Grimsby pub crawl has been delayed until further notice.  This week’s BHON night will take place at the Clubhouse (Mike B house)!  BYOB, how many show up will indicate our course of action for the wingage.

Update 6/15/2016 - Once again, mother nature is putting a damper on our planned events. With a 90% chance of thunder storms in the forcast for this week’s BHON, it has been decided we would rather go to one place and sit out the rain rather than trudge to several different locations and possibly have to deal with crappy wingage and shitty beer.
So it has been decided by the triumverate that this weeks BHON will be at the Geekery Pub in Niagara Falls. Backup spot will be The Bull Market on Stanley & Main.

Update 6/23/2016 - We’re delaying again because ’Fuck You’, that’s why! 



BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!

Mike G: My New Year's resolution is to not suck any dick this year. So far I'm winning.




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BHON Pbbbbt of the Month - June 2016!

This month we feature a hottie that has fallen off the radar in recent years. Megan Fox began acting and modeling after moving to St. Petersburg, Florida at age 13. The Tennessee native is probably best known for her role in ’The Transformers’ franchise, along with many appearances in TV & film roles as the resident hottie. She took time off from her film career to have a child, and has recently announced her second pregnancy with husband Brian Austin Green. She will soon be appearing in the ’Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ sequel ’Out of the Shadows’ opening June 3rd.




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BHON Events History

Date: Member: Location: Intersection: Parking:
July 7th, 2016BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl #1Teddy’s Sports Bar30 Main Street WMunicipal lot off Ontario Street
July 7th, 2016BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl #2The Forty Public House10 Main Street WMunicipal lot off Ontario Street
July 7th, 2016BHON Grimsby Pub Crawl #3The Judge & Jester17 Main Street EMunicipal lot off Ontario Street


Wing Awards:

  • The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be a permanent fixture)



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    Quotables:

    Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
    Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?

    Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.

    Mike B: He died of Smallcox.
    Chris: No I think it was Dicktheria?
    Derek J: There’s a vaccine for that!
    Steve: Yeah, it’s penis cillin!

    Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!

    Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!



    Wing Terms:

    DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
    CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
    EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
    ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
    SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
    TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
    PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
    EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
    DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.




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