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Bugsy’s
The Celtic Pub


The Good
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Badda Bing Roadhouse
Big Marco’s
Butler’s Sports Bar
Canalside Pub & Eatery
Cat’s Caboose
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar
Cheers - Welland
Cheers Tap & Grill
Chippawa House
Clancy’s Sports Bar
Cracker Jack’s
Don Cherry’s Sports Bar
Duff’s Pizzeria
Fat Louie’s
Fugly’s Cafe and Pub
Gagster’s
Gord’s Place
Grand Central Bar & Grill
Hooligan’s Sports Bar
Hoops Sports Bar
Hooters - Niagara v2
Iggy’s Pub & Grub
J Tapps Bar & Eatery
JJ Kapps
Kaz’s St. Paul Street Pub
Kelsey’s
Kim’s Wooden Nicol
Kully’s Original Sports Bar
Manhatten’s Bar & Grill
Merchant Ale House
Mick And Angelo’s
Moe’s - Port Colborne
Olde Angel Inn
Olle’s Ale House
Patrick Sheehan’s Pub
Rickijo’s
Romby’s
Scorecard Harry’s
Somebuddy’s
St. Louis Bar & Grill
Sudzz
Tailgates Bar & Grill
Taps on Queen
Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits
The Beach
The Boathouse
The Bull Market
The Butcher & Banker
The Feathery Pub
The Forty Public House
The Geekery Pub
The Honest Lawyer
The Irish Harp Pub
The Judge & Jester
The Lazy Lizard
The Moose and Goose
The Mouse Trap
The Norfolk Tavern
The Overtime Pub
The Queen’s Guard Pub v2
The Red Hot Chili Pepper
The Reeb House
The Regency Athletic Resort
The Rex Hotel
The Riverside Tavern
The Whitfield
TJ’s Sports Bar
Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill
Wild Mushroom Bar & Grill
Wild Wing
Wrigley’s Sports Lounge


The Bad
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Boston Pizza
Donnelly’s Irish Pub
Ivan’s Bar
Jack Astor’s
Mustang’s Bar & Grill
Relax Bar
The Belleview
The Montrose Inn
Y-Not Again


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Out of Business!
All Stars Tap and Grillhouse
Arizona’s
Barzooka’s
Big Daddy’s
Blazing Saddles Roadhouse
Brooklyn’s
Buffalo Wing & Pizza
Carley’s
Chaplain’s
Christina’s
Crabby Joe’s - St. Cath
Crabby Joe’s - Welland
Da Bar
Domenic’s Resto Bar
Freddees
Hallett’s
Hemingway’s
Honey’s St. Catharines
Hooters - Brampton
Hooters - Niagara
Kahunaville
Kelly’s Winghouse
London Arms
Mac’s Sports Bar
Mackinaw’s Tap & Grill
Malibu Jacks
Moe’s - St. Catharines
Mystic Jacks
Neighbourhood Pizza
O’Reillys
Phase One
Players
Port Mansion
Queen’s Guard Pub
Regal Begal
Schnitzel Corner Tavern
Shoeless Joe’s
Sizzlin’ Charlies
Southside Frankies
St. George Arms
Syndicate Restaurant
Taste of the Caribbean
The Brownstone Pub
The Cadillac Ranch
The Casa
The Cock and Pheasant
The Daily Planet
The Dog Pound v1.0
The Dog Pound v2.0
The Duck (Golden Pheasant)
The Dusty Rhino
The Elbow Room
The Flats Bar & Grill
The Griffon Pub
The Honest Lawyer
The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville
The Lion Tavern
The Mad Hatter
The Pepper Pot
The Red Onion Bar & Eatery
The Street Tap & Eatery
Time Out
Titanic Pub
Tricky Nicks
United Arms
Villa Paradiso
Wacky Wings
Winchester Arms
Wrigley’s Field


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Buffalo Wild Wings
Damone’s
Darby’s Public House
Gargoyles Pub & Grill
Hooters - Madison WI
Howe Sound Brewing
Nedley’s
Old Chicago
Pargo’s
St. Louis Bar & Grill (Toronto)
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The Barker Brew Co
The Blarney Stone
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    Dax Shepard shares Michigan memories while eating dangerously hot chicken win...
    Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 10:04am
    MLive.com
    Dax Shepard shares Michigan memories while eating dangerously hot chicken wings
    MLive.com
    The series challenges celebrities to answer tough questions while eating dangerously hot chicken win...



    Here's a Crazy Simple Recipe for Authentic Buffalo Chicken Wings - Esquire.com
    Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 12:40pm
    Esquire.com
    Here's a Crazy Simple Recipe for Authentic Buffalo Chicken Wings
    Esquire.com
    Here's an easy buffalo wing recipe from two Buffalo born-and-bred guys who now own a joint called Dan & John's ...



    You Need To Make This Healthier Spin On Chicken Wings ASAP - BuzzFeed News
    Posted: 8 Mar 2017 at 6:55pm
    BuzzFeed News
    You Need To Make This Healthier Spin On Chicken Wings ASAP
    BuzzFeed News
    (For best results, place baking rack on a baking sheet covered with parchment paper or foil to catch drippings). ...



    FDA never issued warning about rat-meat chicken wings - 680 News
    Posted: 3 Mar 2017 at 4:51pm
    680 News
    FDA never issued warning about rat-meat chicken wings
    680 News
    U.S. officials didn't seize thousands of pounds of imported rat meat prior to the Super Bowl and they never issued a warning say...



    Around Town: Dover history and chicken wings - Foster's Daily Democrat
    Posted: 24 Mar 2017 at 4:02pm
    Foster's Daily Democrat
    Around Town: Dover history and chicken wings
    Foster's Daily Democrat
    There has been plenty of buzz around the community for Wing-Itz, the new wings restaurant on Central Avenue...



    Q39's ?best chicken wings on the planet? - fox4kc.com
    Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 11:09am
    fox4kc.com
    Q39's ?best chicken wings on the planet?
    fox4kc.com
    The head chef of Q39, Rob Magee, stopped by the morning show to share his recipe for what he calls the "best chicken wings on the planet....



    Garlic Ribs or Chicken Wings - Herald-Gazette
    Posted: 24 Mar 2017 at 11:38am
    Garlic Ribs or Chicken Wings
    Herald-Gazette
    Half fill a large saucepan with water. Add vinegar and salt. Bring to a boil. Add the ribs or wings and simmer for 30 minutes. Drain. Sauce:. Combine chick...


    Wings Clipped: How Chicken Wings Became Chicken Wing ... - Benzinga
    Posted: 10 Mar 2017 at 8:55am
    Benzinga
    Wings Clipped: How Chicken Wings Became Chicken Wing ...
    Benzinga
    Wing price inflation is taking the wind out of the sails of chicken wing restaurants. And the proof is there to see, with som...



    Woman Orders Chicken Wings, Gets Stack Of Cash Instead - America Now
    Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 12:37pm
    America Now
    Woman Orders Chicken Wings, Gets Stack Of Cash Instead
    America Now
    A California woman found something completely unexpected when she opened the box of chicken wings she ordered. Selena Ava...



    WINGSTOP: Chicken wings are hurting our business (WING) - Business Insider
    Posted: 3 Mar 2017 at 2:22pm
    Business Insider
    WINGSTOP: Chicken wings are hurting our business (WING)
    Business Insider
    In particular, he pointed to two factors that led to margin pressure: higher chicken wing prices and higher la...




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    Beer Ye, Beer Ye: Wild IPA (Category 12 Brewing, Victoria) - The Province
    Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 9:38pm
    The Province
    Beer Ye, Beer Ye: Wild IPA (Category 12 Brewing, Victoria)
    The Province
    ?Most people don't realize how yeast is the real worker in the beer-making process and it has the ultimate say in t...



    Beer Up North: Be a sport, have a beer! - TimminsToday
    Posted: 24 Mar 2017 at 11:56am
    TimminsToday
    Beer Up North: Be a sport, have a beer!
    TimminsToday
    I don't know if it's just me, but it seems like people are finding all sorts of reasons to add a dose of beer culture to their lives t...



    Four beers that will put you in a sunshine state of mind - Toronto Star
    Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 11:03am
    Toronto Star
    Four beers that will put you in a sunshine state of mind
    Toronto Star
    Cranking up the thermostat would probably help, too. As for the right kind of beer, there are plenty of ways to pick ...



    Dan Barnes: Is Edmonton thirsty for an elite beer mile? | Edmonton ... - Edmo...
    Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 7:01am
    Edmonton Journal
    Dan Barnes: Is Edmonton thirsty for an elite beer mile? | Edmonton ...
    Edmonton Journal
    Corey Bellemore doesn't always wait until he's crossed the finish line before he pops a brew. O...



    Thirsty Canadians facing beer price hike thanks to Budget 2017 - TheChronicle...
    Posted: 23 Mar 2017 at 5:57pm
    TheChronicleHerald.ca
    Thirsty Canadians facing beer price hike thanks to Budget 2017
    TheChronicleHerald.ca
    Beer drinkers are going to pay more to slake their thirst every year going forward now that t...



    Spring Breakers shotgun beer with shark - FOX13 Memphis
    Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 6:46pm
    FOX13 Memphis
    Spring Breakers shotgun beer with shark
    FOX13 Memphis
    Spring breakers may have taken ?fun? a little too far, using sea creatures to help them get drunk. >> Read more trending news. The r...



    DNA-bothering eggheads brew beer you were literally born to like - The Register
    Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 6:31am
    The Register
    DNA-bothering eggheads brew beer you were literally born to like
    The Register
    London-based Meantime Brewing Company, acquired a year ago by Belgian beverage multinational Anheuser-Busch I...



    Student startups: Naughty Otter Beer - Queen's Journal
    Posted: 24 Mar 2017 at 11:55am
    Queen's Journal
    Student startups: Naughty Otter Beer
    Queen's Journal
    Using Queen's as their business breeding grounds, COMM'13 graduates Cord McGee, Ryan Peterson, Donald Gawel, and ArtSci '13 graduat...



    Beer, sausage pairings get mouths watering | Brantford Expositor - Brantford ...
    Posted: 22 Mar 2017 at 1:17pm
    Brantford Expositor
    Beer, sausage pairings get mouths watering | Brantford Expositor
    Brantford Expositor
    While many have tried to open our eyes with cheese and beer pairings or the ubiquitous beer and...



    Beer traditions at Big Ears - Knoxville News Sentinel
    Posted: 25 Mar 2017 at 6:10pm
    Knoxville News Sentinel
    Beer traditions at Big Ears
    Knoxville News Sentinel
    Between the music and film during the Big Ears Festival this weekend, a group of 100 or so locals and festival-goers gathere...




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