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This month we feature a relatively new face for the BHON Pbbbbt of the Month.
Currently starring in the CBS remake of the classic series MacGyver, Tristin Mays plays the inexplicably hot, outlaw computer hacker Riley Davis, recruited by the Phoenix Foundation to assist on their clandestine missions around the globe. Sadly, the new MacGyver is a pretty bad show overall, but they frequently have Tristin running around in low-cut tank tops, which is probably the only thing that makes the show remotely watchable.
Nothing like hot girls kicking ass. The inner Geek in me would like to see her teamed up with Chloe Bennet from Agents of Sheild for a future project sometime!
- February - 2017: The Riverside Tavern, Chippawa
- November - 2016: Grand Central Bar & Grill, Niagara Falls
- September - 2016: Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits, Grimsby
- September - 2016: The Forty Public House, Grimsby
- September - 2016: The Judge & Jester, Grimsby
- September - 2016: The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville, Beamsville
- September - 2016: The Overtime Pub, Thorold
- September - 2016: The Dog Pound v2.0, St Catharines
- September - 2016: Syndicate Restaurant, St Catharines
- August - 2016: Gargoyles Pub & Grill, Vancouver, BC
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
Mike B: He died of Smallcox.
Chris: No I think it was Dicktheria?
Derek J: There’s a vaccine for that!
Steve: Yeah, it’s penis cillin!
Peter Pan: I’m sorry these took so long to pour, it was a nightmare! I didn’t want to give you guys too much head!
Mike B: That ain’t a roundabout, that’s a fuckaround!
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ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
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Posted: 23 Apr 2017 at 7:57am
Chicken wings eatery opens, horse farm up for sale
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Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 11:08pm
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Malaysians warned over eating dumped chicken wings - BBC News
Posted: 6 Apr 2017 at 10:04am
Malaysians warned over eating dumped chicken wings
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Media Advisory: UB dental students to lace up and devour chicken ... - UB New...
Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 11:41am
Media Advisory: UB dental students to lace up and devour chicken ...
UB News Center
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Superman and Robin attacked after chicken wings shared (From ...
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Restaurant Scorecard: Chicken wings' 'visibly raw center' observed at Myrtle ...
Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 7:20pm
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#WFD- Sticky Chicken Wings with Blue Cheese Sauce - Bosveld Review
Posted: 17 Apr 2017 at 4:06am
#WFD- Sticky Chicken Wings with Blue Cheese Sauce
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How chicken wings explain Metro's looming ridership problems ... - Washington...
Posted: 13 Apr 2017 at 6:03am
How chicken wings explain Metro's looming ridership problems ...
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Honey Chicken Wings - Today.com
Posted: 4 Apr 2017 at 3:59pm
Honey Chicken Wings
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West (Chicken) Wing: Lowe is new KFC Colonel - WTSP 10 News
Posted: 21 Apr 2017 at 3:23pm
WTSP 10 News
West (Chicken) Wing: Lowe is new KFC Colonel
WTSP 10 News
Lowe won't be promoting "West Wings," but KFC's Zinger chicken sandwich. ?My grandfather was the head of the Ohio chapter of the ...
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Beer festival is 'hopping' | The Belleville Intelligencer - Belleville Intell...
Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 5:58pm
Beer festival is 'hopping' | The Belleville Intelligencer
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As Shandy season approaches, Leinenkugel's celebrates 150 years ... - CNBC
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 at 3:01pm
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Raise a glass of green beer to Mother Earth - Toronto Star
Posted: 22 Apr 2017 at 11:04am
Raise a glass of green beer to Mother Earth
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Three Canadian beers you should try - The Globe and Mail
Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 1:57pm
The Globe and Mail
Three Canadian beers you should try
The Globe and Mail
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Nebraska beer stores near reservation lose liquor licenses - News1130
Posted: 19 Apr 2017 at 1:10pm
Nebraska beer stores near reservation lose liquor licenses
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'We're walking a very fine line': Cambridge Bay mulls beer and wine ... - CBC.ca
Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 11:28am
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Craft brewer creates dandelion beer as Canadian Cancer fundraiser - Windsor Star
Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 4:34pm
Craft brewer creates dandelion beer as Canadian Cancer fundraiser
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Ready to swap beer for pot? Many Canadians will be, once it's legal ... - Glo...
Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 10:38am
Ready to swap beer for pot? Many Canadians will be, once it's legal ...
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Quebec politicians drink beer and slam pipeline - National Observer
Posted: 20 Apr 2017 at 3:52pm
Quebec politicians drink beer and slam pipeline
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Invasion of sex-mad Spanish slugs can only be stopped with beer ... - Metro
Posted: 23 Apr 2017 at 12:42pm
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