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Breaking Wind. Flashback from the BHON Clubhouse Movie Night. I dunno where the hell Mike B found this truely awful movie but it still was funny as shit. More info here....http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1651323/
LAS VEGAS—RealTouch wants to bring teledildonics to Afghanistan. Company manager Scott Rinaldo, appearing at a CES party sponsored by porn firm Pink Visual, said he’s working on distributing "a thousand dildos for the military wives"—in this case, Internet-connected sex toys that can let families thousands of miles apart get intimate.
I’m not sure if he’s being skeezy or sweet here. Let me start with the technology. RealTouch is a slightly terrifying, synthetic orifice that lives in a plastic tube and connects to a computer. Based on data from an Internet connection, the unit warms up, lubes up, pulses and grips any item stuck into it. On the other end of a connection, a "performer"—who could be a paid "cam girl," or the aforementioned military wife—hand-operates a sensor-covered rod to run the motors in the RealTouch.
Rinaldo’s core audience, at least so far, is men who buy his device to sync it with porn videos in the privacy of their own homes. But Rinaldo sees a genuine social benefit in his tech, so he said he’s trying to get in touch with the U.S. military to have RealTouch approved as a method for a sort of virtual conjugal visit. (Presumably, female soldiers could operate the rod while deployed and send the main unit home.) Given the lack of privacy on military bases, I’m not sure how that would work, exactly. But it’s a thought.
RealTouch is the latest stab at teledildonics, the science of remote-controlled sex. The term was coined in 1975 by a science-fiction author, according to Wikipedia. The gadget’s appearance here at CES was part of a sex-tech party organized by Pink Visual, a porn company which specializes in technology-forward content delivery.
As an intrepid reporter, I stuck my finger into a RealTouch unit while performer Kirsten Price hand-rubbed a nearby, Internet-connected dildo. The sensation was very strange; what felt like a whirring, rotating, feathery object made of a moist latex-like material was almost polishing my finger. Afterwards, my finger smelled like lube. I’m not going to judge.
RealTouch is currently available for $249.
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| May 31st, 2012 | BHON Admin | The Reeb House | Hwy 3 & White Rd - Port Colborne | Beside the volleyball court |
Mike G: I put Mila Kunis up for this month’s BHON babe.
Mike B: Yeah I’d make a Mila out of her Kunis!
Mike B: Doesn’t anybody just fuck normally anymore?
Mike B: Oh look, it’s PISSO the Leprechaun!
Mike B: Should get into Gynecology...I hear there’s a lot of openings available!
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May 18th, 2012 - 07:14 PM BIKE MONTH: Commuter Of The Year - msnbc.com |
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He says, “I’m at an atypical job right now. I am cooking 3 days a week at Cumming Tap. I’m doing chicken wings and a grill basically out there.” Ulrick says anyone can bike to work, but he recommends have the right gear: a helmet and bike lights.
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May 19th, 2012 - 01:15 PM Coming to Puyallup: Buffalo Wild Wings in South Hill - TheNewsTribune.com (blog) |
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If you’re not familiar with the chicken wing chain, Buffalo Wild Wings is a sports bar heavy on loud music, giant television screens, peppy servers and chicken wings that come in dozens of sauces and spices. The chain is new to the Northwest.
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May 15th, 2012 - 07:54 PM 'The NFL Beat': USFL Making NFL Inroads - Austin Chronicle |
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Jim Steeg oversaw the creation of an annual holiday that accounts for the consumption of 1.25 billion chicken wings and 30.4 million bags of chips. As a student in the lifelong class of Pro Football Hype 101, I know one thing is certain ...
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May 11th, 2012 - 03:41 PM Hooters and other restaurants offer Mom a free meal on Mom's Day - Minneapolis Star Tribune |
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The following Twin Cities area restaurants are offering price breaks for moms. Hooters (Mall of America, 952-854-3110) is offering Mom 10 free boneless chicken wings (an $8.95 value) on Sunday. Ikea (across from Mall of America, 952-858-8088 ...
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May 11th, 2012 - 08:02 AM LINCOLN PARK - BIZ BUZZ: Domino's Pizza - News-Herald |
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The franchise offers a full menu, including pizza with four types of crust, pasta, oven-baked sandwiches, bread sticks, chicken wings, boneless chicken and more. Call 1-313-382-3000 or visit dominos.com for more information.
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May 19th, 2012 - 02:59 AM Best Bets: Our picks from the Hudson Valley’s calendar this weekend - Daily Freeman |
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Chicken wings from more than a dozen local restaurants will be available, and live music will be performed by the Connor Kennedy Band, Mister Kick and The Big Shoe. Admission at the gate is $6 for adults, $2 for children ages 6-12 and free for ...
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May 1st, 2012 - 03:06 AM Now on sale at Costco: Mortgages - KSAT 12 |
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Not only can Costco shoppers find bulk-packs of chicken wings, 24-rolls of toilet paper and large-screen TVs at a discount, they can now land themselves a mortgage. After a year of testing, Costco is rolling out a full-service mortgage lending ...
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May 15th, 2012 - 02:46 PM Cooked chicken should not be bloody - Examiner |
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I had 'you peel them shrimp', and other seafood, as well as fresh fruit, and ice cream. My husband went for the shrimp, and the chicken wings. He told me that they were really good, and went back for a second plate. He took the skin off, and had been ...
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May 18th, 2012 - 03:01 AM Wing Fling in Saugerties on Sunday - Daily Freeman |
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Join area businesses in a celebration of chicken wings and other delicacies. The Connor Kennedy Band, Mister Kick and The Big Shoe are scheduled to perform during the day. Admission is $6 at the gate, $2 for kids 6-12 and free for children under 5.
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May 16th, 2012 - 08:04 AM Leinenkugel Family Tour hits Cleveland, Cincinnati - Akron Beacon Journal |
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The Leinenkugel Family Road Trip will be at 8965 Pearl Road in Strongsville from 7 to 9 p.m. Thursday pairing Leinenkugel’s with chicken wings. (UPDATE: I was told Friday morning that the specific address provided on the Leinenkugel website ...
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May 20th, 2012 - 01:54 AM Intrepid company to launch 'gateway' beer across Canada - Toronto Sun |
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When a brewery launches a brand nationally, there are usually a number of hurdles to contend with. If you're a large craft brewery, it might be years before you build up enough volume to be able to spread your beer into another province. Take a look at ...
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May 20th, 2012 - 02:01 AM Michael Deeds: So long, beer festival. Hello, walkers - Idaho Statesman |
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I t’s early in the season, but, yep, that really is the sound of crickets you hear coming from Ann Morrison Park in Boise. This summer, the grassy oasis will be emptier than it’s been in years. Rec Fest? Gone. Boise Music Festival?
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May 19th, 2012 - 04:00 PM Beer still king in friendlier Preakness infield - NBC Sports |
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BALTIMORE (AP) - The Preakness infield used to be a beer-doused festival of mayhem. There were more fights than races. Drunken youths sprinted over the portable toilets. Twelve-ounce cans were tossed like hand grenades. That was before Pimlico Race Course ...
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May 20th, 2012 - 02:08 AM Highlights for Chicago Craft Beer Week, Monday, May 21 - Examiner |
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Ryan's Public House, 8942 W. Ogden Ave, Brookfield, IL (708) 485-7400 We will have samplings and specials on a variety of beers from local Chicago Brewery 5 Rabbit, both on tap and in bottle. No Cover. Our rep Brian will be in to talk about the ...
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May 19th, 2012 - 01:37 PM Preakness 2012 Infield beer waits swell to 30 minutes - Baltimore Sun |
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Revelers in the Preakness Infield were jovial Saturday morning, staking out prime spots -- near the track for some, and near concert stages for others. Lines for betting moved quickly, while the wait for those paying $20 extra for a refillable ...
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May 19th, 2012 - 10:55 PM Beer marinade for beef or pork: Cooking with beer - Examiner |
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Pork chops, beef ribs, spareribs, or boneless pork ribs are each wonderful when left overnight in this beer-based marinade, which is great for using the remains of a growler gone flat, some of a disappointing six-pack, or leftovers from a ...
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May 20th, 2012 - 02:51 AM Tri-Citians getting into the booze biz - Tri-City Herald |
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Mid-Columbia Wine and Spirits promises to be different -- down to the beer and syrah wine used to stain the concrete floor of the new Richland store. The cross between a high-end wine shop and a liquor warehouse is among the first new Tri-City ...
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May 17th, 2012 - 07:58 PM SaveOnBrew Celebrates American Craft Beer Week By Publishing Lowest Price on Microbrews - Consumer Electronics Net |
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American Craft Beer Week is in full swing, with just the weekend left to go. This holiday, established by the Brewers Association in 2006, now encompasses over 1,500 events taking place at over 300 breweries in every state across the land. In fact, the ...
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May 19th, 2012 - 04:57 PM Why strong beer brands like BrewDog's Tactical Nuclear Penguin were a bit late in entering India - Economic Times |
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When the Scottish firm BrewDog launched Tactical Nuclear Penguin - the strongest mass market beer to date, alcohol content 32% - the pint bottles came with a 'how-to': "It should be enjoyed in small servings and with an air of aristocratic ...
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May 20th, 2012 - 01:04 AM 7-Eleven seeks beer license - Ogden Standard-Examiner |
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WEST POINT — Owners of the 7-Eleven convenience store have applied for a class A beer license. The process began in April and was presented at the May 15 council meeting. Utah state law and city code regulate the sale of alcoholic beverages.
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