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The 100 Club
BHON Legendary!
Bugsy’s
Hooligan’s Sports Bar
Manhattan Bar & Grill


The Good
BHON Approved!
Badda Bing Roadhouse
Bezo’s Bar and Grill
Big Marco's
Brewins Pub
Butler’s Sports Bar
Canalside Pub & Eatery
Cat’s Caboose
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar
Cheers - Welland
Cheers Tap & Grill
Chippawa House
Clancy’s Sports Bar
Cracker Jack’s
Don Cherry’s Sports Bar
Duff’s Pizzeria
Fat Louie’s
Frego’s Grillhouse & Bar
Gagster’s
Gord’s Place
Grand Central Bar & Grill
Hoops Sports Bar
Hooters - Niagara v2
Iggy’s Pub & Grub
JJ Kapps
Kaz’s St. Paul Street Pub
Kelsey’s
Kim’s Wooden Nicol
Kully’s Original Sports Bar
Merchant Ale House
Mick And Angelo’s
Moe’s - Port Colborne
Monty’s Pub
Olde Angel Inn
Olle’s Ale House
Patrick Sheehan’s Pub
Pie Guys Pizzeria
Rickijo’s
Rikochez Pub & Eatery
Romby’s
Scorecard Harry’s
Silks Country Kitchen
St. Louis Bar & Grill
Sudzz
Tailgates Bar & Grill
Taps on Queen
Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits
The Beach
The Boathouse
The Bull Market
The Butcher & Banker
The Eager Beaver
The Feathery Pub
The Forty Public House
The Honest Lawyer
The Irish Harp Pub
The Judge & Jester
The Lazy Lizard
The Moose and Goose
The Mouse Trap
The Overtime Pub
The Queen’s Guard Pub v2
The Reeb House
The Rex Hotel
The Riverside Tavern
TJ’s Sports Bar
Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill
Wild Wing
Wrigley’s Sports Lounge


The Bad
BHON Slammed!
Boston Pizza
Donnelly’s Irish Pub
Ivan’s Bar
Jack Astor’s
Mustang’s Bar & Grill
Relax Bar
The Belleview
Y-Not Again


The Ugly
Out of Business!
All Stars Tap and Grillhouse
Arizona’s
Barzooka’s
Big Daddy’s
Blazing Saddles Roadhouse
Brooklyn’s
Buffalo Wing & Pizza
Carley’s
Chaplain’s
Christina’s
Crabby Joe’s - St. Cath
Crabby Joe’s - Welland
Da Bar
Domenic’s Resto Bar
Freddees
Fugly’s Cafe and Pub
Hallett’s
Hemingway’s
Honey’s St. Catharines
Hooters - Brampton
Hooters - Niagara
J Tapps Bar & Eatery
Kahunaville
Kelly’s Winghouse
London Arms
Mac’s Sports Bar
Mackinaw’s Tap & Grill
Malibu Jacks
Moe’s - St. Catharines
Mystic Jacks
Neighbourhood Pizza
O’Reillys
Phase One
Players
Port Mansion
Queen’s Guard Pub
Regal Begal
Schnitzel Corner Tavern
Shoeless Joe’s
Sizzlin’ Charlies
Somebuddy’s
Southside Frankies
St. George Arms
Syndicate Restaurant
Taste of the Caribbean
The Brownstone Pub
The Cadillac Ranch
The Casa
The Celtic Pub
The Cock and Pheasant
The Daily Planet
The Dog Pound v1.0
The Dog Pound v2.0
The Duck (Golden Pheasant)
The Dusty Rhino
The Elbow Room
The Flats Bar & Grill
The Geekery Pub
The Griffon Pub
The Honest Lawyer
The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville
The Lion Tavern
The Mad Hatter
The Montrose Inn
The Pepper Pot
The Red Hot Chili Pepper
The Red Onion Bar & Eatery
The Regency Athletic Resort
The Street Tap & Eatery
Time Out
Titanic Pub
Tricky Nicks
United Arms
Villa Paradiso
Wacky Wings
Wild Mushroom Bar & Grill
Winchester Arms
Wrigley’s Field


Wings Across the World
Buffalo Wild Wings
Damone’s
Darby’s Public House
Gargoyles Pub & Grill
Hooters - Madison WI
Howe Sound Brewing
Mulligan’s Pub
Nedley’s
Old Chicago
Pargo’s
St. Louis Bar & Grill (Toronto)
The 49 Club
The Barker Brew Co
The Blarney Stone
The Brazen Head
The Cricketer’s
The Great Dane
The Norfolk Tavern
The Porterhouse Brew Company
The Temple Bar
The Vat House Pub
The Whitfield


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Johnny Z's House 2003
Mike G’s House 2002
Mike G’s House 2003
Mike’s Housewarming 1998
Movie Night 2005
Movie Night 2006
NOTL Pubcrawl 2007
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Pinty’s Wing Plant Tour 2002
Port Dalhousie Pubcrawl 2007
Port Dalhousie Pubcrawl 2008
Saucapalooza 2013
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

BHON COVID-19 Updates

So the coronavirus pandemic continues, although we are seeing some signs of optimism as the government slowly begins relaxing lockdown restrictions. When the bars will finally reopen is anybody’s guess, but we’ll be ready! We’re guessing things won’t be getting back to normal right away, but when the day comes that we’re actually allowed to go out for beers again, it will be a cause for celebrations! 

In the meantime, BHON members can join us thursday nights at the usual time on Zoom. BYOB and BYOW (bring your own wings). It certainly doesn’t feel the same as a real BHON night, but it’s better than nothing and a nice opportunity to see some familiar faces after two months of being cooped up in the house.



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As the pandemic continues, we’d like to remind everyone to continue to follow proper social distancing and hand washing procedures to prevent the spread of the virus. 

But really....here’s just some pictures of tits because all this all this coronavirus bullshit has me depressed.




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    Quotables:

    Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...

    DerekJ: Pre-suffering. A unique two wing chemical reaction where the suicide wing does not taste hot, until the lower heat rated wing is consumed, then the suffering commences.

    Derek: Yeah I’d offer sound advice to whomever requires it.

    Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
    Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?

    Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.



    Wing Terms:

    DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
    CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
    EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
    ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
    SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
    TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
    PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
    EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
    DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.




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    BHON Wing News

    Who has the best wings in Cincinnati? It's National Chicken Wing Day! - The C...
    Posted: 29 Jul 2020 at 12:56pm
    Who has the best wings in Cincinnati? It's National Chicken Wing Day!  The Cincinnati EnquirerNational Chicken Wing Day in California | Here's where to fly for the BOGO deals  ABC10.com KXTVNationa...


    How to make DaiLo's fried Cambodian-style chicken wings - Post City
    Posted: 5 Aug 2020 at 10:28pm
    How to make DaiLo's fried Cambodian-style chicken wings  Post City


    Lou Williams clears his chicken wing quarantine, returned in loss to Suns - Y...
    Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 1:27pm
    Lou Williams clears his chicken wing quarantine, returned in loss to Suns  Yahoo Sports


    Ask JLB: Seeking breaded hot wings in Fort Myers ala Ker's Winghouse - News-P...
    Posted: 5 Aug 2020 at 10:03am
    Ask JLB: Seeking breaded hot wings in Fort Myers ala Ker's Winghouse  News-Press


    Readers Pick Favorite Chicken Wings In Hartford/Tolland Counties - Patch.com
    Posted: 3 Aug 2020 at 5:13pm
    Readers Pick Favorite Chicken Wings In Hartford/Tolland Counties  Patch.com


    Recipe: Chuck’s Smoked and Grilled Buffalo Chicken Wings - San Antonio Expres...
    Posted: 3 Aug 2020 at 8:00am
    Recipe: Chuck’s Smoked and Grilled Buffalo Chicken Wings  San Antonio Express-News


    Celebrating the chicken wing - Dothan Eagle
    Posted: 25 Jul 2020 at 3:00am
    Celebrating the chicken wing  Dothan Eagle


    Five things you need to know today and Cincinnati's best chicken wings - Cinc...
    Posted: 30 Jul 2020 at 5:52am
    Five things you need to know today and Cincinnati's best chicken wings - Cincinnati Business Courier  Cincinnati Business Courier


    Relax, Upstate New York: The governor is not coming after your beloved chicke...
    Posted: 28 Jul 2020 at 10:48am
    Relax, Upstate New York: The governor is not coming after your beloved chicken wings  syracuse.com


    Recipe of the Day: Virgil’s BBQ Chicken Wings - The Daily Meal
    Posted: 29 Jul 2020 at 10:42am
    Recipe of the Day: Virgil’s BBQ Chicken Wings  The Daily Meal



    BHON Beer News

    Vancouver Lebanese restaurant launches beer fundraiser for Beirut relief - Va...
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    Vancouver Lebanese restaurant launches beer fundraiser for Beirut relief  Vancouver Is Awesome


    Can a beer really refresh you after your workout? Experts weigh in on ‘functi...
    Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 5:00pm
    Can a beer really refresh you after your workout? Experts weigh in on ‘functional’ beer  Toronto Star


    Beer Brief, Vol. 40 – Scout Magazine - Scout Magazine
    Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 2:33pm
    Beer Brief, Vol. 40 – Scout Magazine  Scout Magazine


    Ramsay Turkey's incredible walkabout inspires a new beer - CTV Toronto
    Posted: 30 Jul 2020 at 11:40pm
    Ramsay Turkey's incredible walkabout inspires a new beer  CTV Toronto


    Beer Institute releases June 2020 domestic tax paid estimate, postponed repor...
    Posted: 5 Aug 2020 at 11:46am
    Beer Institute releases June 2020 domestic tax paid estimate, postponed reporting will skew it  Craft Brewing Business


    Beer Review: Great Lakes Brewing – Lake Erie Monster - On Tap Sports Net
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    Beer Review: Great Lakes Brewing – Lake Erie Monster  On Tap Sports Net


    Homeowners return to find thief drinking beer in their garage - Sudbury.com
    Posted: 5 Aug 2020 at 10:19am
    Homeowners return to find thief drinking beer in their garage  Sudbury.com


    Container Brewing Releases Virtual Borders Hazy Weisse IPA - Canadian Beer News
    Posted: 5 Aug 2020 at 1:36pm
    Container Brewing Releases Virtual Borders Hazy Weisse IPA  Canadian Beer News


    Man facing charges after homeowners find him drinking a beer in their garage,...
    Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 2:04pm
    Man facing charges after homeowners find him drinking a beer in their garage, police say  CTV Toronto


    One NFL kicker is going to win free beer for his entire city this year and he...
    Posted: 5 Aug 2020 at 1:50pm
    One NFL kicker is going to win free beer for his entire city this year and here's what he has to do  CBS Sports



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