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- May - 2018: Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
- May - 2018: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- February - 2018: Silks Country Kitchen, Virgil
- February - 2018: Clancy’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- November - 2017: Rikochez Pub & Eatery, Grimsby
- November - 2017: Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits, Grimsby
- November - 2017: Bezo’s Bar and Grill, Thorold
- August - 2017: The Celtic Pub, St Catharines
- June - 2017: Cat’s Kitchen and Bar, Niagara Falls
- April - 2017: Pie Guys Pizzeria, St Catharines
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Derek: Yeah I’d offer sound advice to whomever requires it.
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
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ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
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EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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BONOKOSKI: Wynne and Horwath see corner-store beer as path to hell
Posted: 21 May 2018 at 1:04pm
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Royal Wedding Guests Played Beer Pong At The Post-Ceremony Reception
Posted: 21 May 2018 at 5:48pm
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Serena Williams reportedly crushed beer pong at the royal wedding 'like it wa...
Posted: 21 May 2018 at 3:32pm
Serena Williams reportedly crushed beer pong at the royal wedding 'like it was tennis' CBSSports.comSerena Williams dominated beer pong at the royal wedding reception because she's good at everyth...
Beer maker AB InBev pumps up the volume in Africa
Posted: 22 May 2018 at 2:10am
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Inside the Royal Wedding Reception: Beer Pong, DJ Idris Elba, and George Cloo...
Posted: 21 May 2018 at 7:42am
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Chiefs filed two trademarks for a new beer that could come to Arrowhead
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