My wife was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, ’That would hurt too much’."
-- Anonymous --

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

So the coronavirus pandemic continues, although we are seeing some signs of optimism as the government slowly begins relaxing lockdown restrictions. When the bars will finally reopen is anybody’s guess, but we’ll be ready! We’re guessing things won’t be getting back to normal right away, but when the day comes that we’re actually allowed to go out for beers again, it will be a cause for celebrations! 

In the meantime, BHON members can join us thursday nights at the usual time on Zoom. BYOB and BYOW (bring your own wings). It certainly doesn’t feel the same as a real BHON night, but it’s better than nothing and a nice opportunity to see some familiar faces after two months of being cooped up in the house.

Captain Ron: Get me a real glass please, I'm not drinking outta this little faggot thing...

As the pandemic continues, we’d like to remind everyone to continue to follow proper social distancing and hand washing procedures to prevent the spread of the virus. 

But really....here’s just some pictures of tits because all this all this coronavirus bullshit has me depressed.