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Like OMG guys I’m soooo excited!!!!
Appreciate our usual wing spots!
Posted: November 4th, 2018 - by: MikeB
Because they don’t have menus as confusing as this.
Last Reviews:
- October - 2018: Monty’s Pub, St Catharines
- August - 2018: Brewins Pub, Niagara Falls
- July - 2018: The Regency Athletic Resort, Niagara Falls
- July - 2018: The Red Hot Chili Pepper, St Catharines
- June - 2018: The Geekery Pub, Niagara Falls
- May - 2018: Manhattan Bar & Grill, St Catharines
- May - 2018: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- February - 2018: Silks Country Kitchen, Virgil
- February - 2018: Clancy’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- November - 2017: Rikochez Pub & Eatery, Grimsby
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Derek: Yeah I’d offer sound advice to whomever requires it.
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
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EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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