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My wife was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me,
you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, ’That would hurt too much’."
-- Anonymous --
So the coronavirus pandemic continues, although we are seeing some signs of optimism as the government slowly begins relaxing lockdown restrictions. When the bars will finally reopen is anybody’s guess, but we’ll be ready! We’re guessing things won’t be getting back to normal right away, but when the day comes that we’re actually allowed to go out for beers again, it will be a cause for celebrations!
In the meantime, BHON members can join us thursday nights at the usual time on Zoom. BYOB and BYOW (bring your own wings). It certainly doesn’t feel the same as a real BHON night, but it’s better than nothing and a nice opportunity to see some familiar faces after two months of being cooped up in the house.
Captain Ron: Get me a real glass please, I'm not drinking outta this little faggot thing...
As the pandemic continues, we’d like to remind everyone to continue to follow proper social distancing and hand washing procedures to prevent the spread of the virus.
But really....here’s just some pictures of tits because all this all this coronavirus bullshit has me depressed.
- March - 2020: Bezo’s Bar and Grill, Thorold
- February - 2020: Kim’s Wooden Nicol, St Catharines
- January - 2020: Frego’s Grillhouse & Bar, St. Catharines, ON
- July - 2019: The Porterhouse Brew Company, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: The Temple Bar, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: The Vat House Pub, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: Mulligan’s Pub, Dublin, Ireland
- July - 2019: The Brazen Head, Dublin, Ireland
- May - 2019: The Eager Beaver, Niagara Falls
- April - 2019: Mick And Angelo’s, Niagara Falls
BHON Events History
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...
DerekJ: Pre-suffering. A unique two wing chemical reaction where the suicide wing does not taste hot, until the lower heat rated wing is consumed, then the suffering commences.
Derek: Yeah I’d offer sound advice to whomever requires it.
Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?
Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 1:27pm
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Posted: 3 Aug 2020 at 5:16pm
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Posted: 25 Jul 2020 at 3:00am
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Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 3:48pm
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Can a beer really refresh you after your workout? Experts weigh in on 'functi...
Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 4:44pm
Can a beer really refresh you after your workout? Experts weigh in on 'functional' beer ThePeterboroughExaminer.com
Beer Brief, Vol. 40 – Scout Magazine - Scout Magazine
Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 2:33pm
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Man facing charges after homeowners find him drinking a beer in their garage,...
Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 2:38pm
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Harness the power of emotion in craft beer sales and marketing - Craft Brewin...
Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 10:09am
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How to make a refreshing beer slushie at home, from a beer purist - Insider -...
Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 12:00pm
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Further Proof That Beer And Running Will Always Go Together - Runner's World
Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 4:38pm
Further Proof That Beer And Running Will Always Go Together Runner's World
No standing, no beer: German soccer aims to bring fans back - Red Deer Advocate
Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 10:30am
No standing, no beer: German soccer aims to bring fans back Red Deer Advocate
Craft beers in Sask. getting more popular, says industry leader - CBC.ca
Posted: 2 Aug 2020 at 8:00am
Craft beers in Sask. getting more popular, says industry leader CBC.ca
Ramsay Turkey's incredible walkabout inspires a new beer - CTV Toronto
Posted: 30 Jul 2020 at 11:40pm
Ramsay Turkey's incredible walkabout inspires a new beer CTV Toronto
Fernie Brewing Brings Back Sabro Single Hop IPA - Canadian Beer News
Posted: 4 Aug 2020 at 2:04pm
Fernie Brewing Brings Back Sabro Single Hop IPA Canadian Beer News
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