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The 100 Club
BHON Legendary!

Niagara Falls
Hooligan’s Sports Bar

St Catharines
Bugsy’s
Manhattan Bar & Grill


The Good
BHON Approved!

Beamsville
The Butcher & Banker

Chippawa
Chippawa House
The Boathouse
The Riverside Tavern

Fonthill
Iggy’s Pub & Grub
The Mouse Trap

Grimsby
Rikochez Pub & Eatery
Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits
The Forty Public House
The Judge & Jester

Niagara Falls
Brewins Pub
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar
Clancy’s Sports Bar
Don Cherry’s Sports Bar
Grand Central Bar & Grill
Hoops Sports Bar
Hooters - Niagara v2
Mick And Angelo’s
Sudzz
Taps on Queen
The Bull Market
The Eager Beaver
The Queen’s Guard Pub v2

Niagara Falls - NY
Gagster’s

NOTL
Butler’s Sports Bar
Olde Angel Inn
The Irish Harp Pub

Port Colborne
Canalside Pub & Eatery
Moe’s - Port Colborne
The Reeb House

Port Dalhousie
Scorecard Harry’s

Ridgeway
Trailside Bar & Grill

St Catharines
Big Marco's
Cat’s Caboose
Cheers Tap & Grill
Duff’s Pizzeria
Fat Louie’s
Gord’s Place
JJ Kapps
Kaz’s St. Paul Street Pub
Kelsey’s
Kim’s Wooden Nicol
Kully’s Original Sports Bar
Merchant Ale House
Monty’s Pub
Olle’s Ale House
Patrick Sheehan’s Pub
Pie Guys Pizzeria
Rickijo’s
Romby’s
St. Louis Bar & Grill
The Beach
The Feathery Pub
The Honest Lawyer
The Lazy Lizard
TJ’s Sports Bar
Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill
Wild Wing
Wrigley’s Sports Lounge

St. Catharines, ON
Frego’s Grillhouse & Bar

Thorold
Bezo’s Bar and Grill
Cracker Jack’s
The Moose and Goose
The Overtime Pub

Virgil
Silks Country Kitchen

Welland
Badda Bing Roadhouse
Cheers - Welland
Tailgates Bar & Grill
The Rex Hotel


The Bad
BHON Slammed!

Chippawa
Y-Not Again

Niagara Falls
Boston Pizza
Ivan’s Bar
The Belleview

St Catharines
Jack Astor’s
Relax Bar

Stoney Creek
Mustang’s Bar & Grill

Thorold
Donnelly’s Irish Pub


The Ugly
Out of Business!

Allanburg
Blazing Saddles Roadhouse

Beamsville
The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville

Brampton
Hooters - Brampton

Chippawa
Chaplain’s
Queen’s Guard Pub
Taste of the Caribbean

Fonthill
All Stars Tap and Grillhouse
Regal Begal
Schnitzel Corner Tavern

Niagara Falls
Da Bar
Freddees
Hooters - Niagara
Kelly’s Winghouse
Mac’s Sports Bar
Malibu Jacks
Neighbourhood Pizza
Sizzlin’ Charlies
Somebuddy’s
St. George Arms
The Cock and Pheasant
The Daily Planet
The Geekery Pub
The Montrose Inn
The Regency Athletic Resort
United Arms
Villa Paradiso
Wacky Wings
Wild Mushroom Bar & Grill

Port Dalhousie
Port Mansion
The Lion Tavern

St Catharines
Barzooka’s
Big Daddy’s
Buffalo Wing & Pizza
Carley’s
Christina’s
Crabby Joe’s - St. Cath
Fugly’s Cafe and Pub
Hallett’s
Hemingway’s
Honey’s St. Catharines
J Tapps Bar & Eatery
Kahunaville
London Arms
Mystic Jacks
O’Reillys
Players
Shoeless Joe’s
Southside Frankies
Syndicate Restaurant
The Cadillac Ranch
The Celtic Pub
The Dog Pound v1.0
The Dog Pound v2.0
The Duck (Golden Pheasant)
The Dusty Rhino
The Flats Bar & Grill
The Honest Lawyer
The Mad Hatter
The Red Hot Chili Pepper
The Red Onion Bar & Eatery
The Street Tap & Eatery
Time Out
Titanic Pub
Winchester Arms
Wrigley’s Field

St. Catharines
Moe’s - St. Catharines
The Griffon Pub

Thorold
Arizona’s
Brooklyn’s
Domenic’s Resto Bar
Mackinaw’s Tap & Grill
Phase One
The Brownstone Pub
Tricky Nicks

Welland
Crabby Joe’s - Welland
The Casa
The Elbow Room
The Pepper Pot


Wings Across the World

Circle Pines, MN
The 49 Club

Dublin, Ireland
Mulligan’s Pub
The Brazen Head
The Porterhouse Brew Company
The Temple Bar
The Vat House Pub

Dublin, OH
Buffalo Wild Wings

Fredonia, NY
The Barker Brew Co

Fridley, MN
Old Chicago

Madison, WI
Damone’s
Hooters - Madison WI
The Great Dane

Parry Sound
The Whitfield

Port Dover
The Norfolk Tavern

Providenciales
The Cricketer’s

Richardson, TX
Nedley’s

Squamish, BC
Howe Sound Brewing

Toronto
St. Louis Bar & Grill (Toronto)

Vancouver, BC
Darby’s Public House
Gargoyles Pub & Grill
The Blarney Stone

York, PA
Pargo’s


Wing Events

Chippawa
BHON 9th Anniversary

Niagara Falls
Hooters Grand Opening

Niagara on the Lake
NOTL Pubcrawl 2007
NOTL Pubcrawl 2008

Oakville
Pinty’s Wing Plant Tour 2002

Quebec City
BHON Quebec

St. Catharines
BHON 10th Anniversary
BHON 11th Anniversary
BHON 12th Anniversary
BHON 13th Anniversary
BHON 5th Anniversary
BHON 6th Anniversary
BHON 7th Anniversary
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Downtown Pubcrawl 2005
Downtown Pubcrawl 2006
Hops & Wing Ding 2002
Hops & Wing Ding 2003
Johnny Z's House 2003
Mike G’s House 2002
Mike G’s House 2003
Movie Night 2005
Movie Night 2006
Port Dalhousie Pubcrawl 2007
Port Dalhousie Pubcrawl 2008
Taylor & Bate Brewery Tour

Thorold
Mike’s Housewarming 1998
Saucapalooza 2013
Saucapalooza 2014
Saucapalooza 2014 Redux
Strange Brew I Beer Tasting
Strange Brew II Beer Tasting
Strange Brew III Beer Tasting!

Toronto, ON
Toronto WingOlympics 98


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"When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I don’t remember what I chose."
-- Anon --

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

BHON COVID-19 Updates

Good news folks….once all the bars have gone out of business due to the lockdown we might still have a place to go for a beer!

https://outline.com/RCz4aq

Rumor has it that in order to clarify the situation, 6 more colour coded zones will be added to the current lockdown rating system. Niagara will soon move to Turquoise-lockdown, which is essentially the same as the previous lockdown except you can’t jerk-off on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Schools will remain open, but kids should stay home unless they are going to school, else they should only go to school except when they should stay at home.

Next is ‘Sandalwood-lockdown’ which means essentially everyone should stay at home unless it is essential, or they feel essentially that they should go do something which is non-essential. Essential workers are of course exempt, except for non-essential reasons. Essentially, everyone should just fuck off.

Alabaster-lockdown will replace the current black lockdown which was deemed racist.

Autumn-seagrass-lockdown will replace the current red-zone lockdown, as the government felt a more calming, less alarmist colour would be better and also better match the curtains in the living and dining room. Plus, referring to things as red was deemed offensive to indigenous people and thus is no longer appropriate. (see Cincinnati Reds, Washington Redskins…)

Similarly, pink and blue have been banned as zone colours because lockdown zones shouldn’t be subject to gender discrimination.

Finally, the yellow zone has been removed as it was deemed offensive to Asian people. If your region is placed into this zone, it will now be referred to as ‘Spring-Daffodil-lockdown’ instead.

Meanwhile, while our government continues to fuck the dog on vaccinations, Dr. Tam released predictions for the 3rd wave based, as usual, on random numbers they pulled out of their assholes.

 



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Wing Awards:

  • The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be a permanent fixture)



    Wing Slams:

  • COVID-19: - For continuing to fuck with our daily lives.
  • Our government: - For fucking the dog on whole vaccine rollout. You couldn’t possibly arrange for a bigger clusterfuck if you tried.
  • Dr. Hirji: - So Niagara’s numbers are lower than half the province that’s already reopened yet we’re STILL in fucking lockdown? WTF?
  • Dr. Theresa Tam: - Does someone piss on your cornflakes every morning to help contribute to your cheery personality?


    Quotables:

    Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...

    DerekJ: Pre-suffering. A unique two wing chemical reaction where the suicide wing does not taste hot, until the lower heat rated wing is consumed, then the suffering commences.

    Derek: Yeah I’d offer sound advice to whomever requires it.

    Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
    Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?

    Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.



    Wing Terms:

    DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
    CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
    EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
    ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
    SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
    TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
    PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
    EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
    DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.




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    BHON Wing News

    Get 5 Chicken Wings for $1 When You Order a Burger at Applebee’s - Thrillist
    Posted: 24 Feb 2021 at 5:55pm
    Get 5 Chicken Wings for $1 When You Order a Burger at Applebee’s  Thrillist


    From chicken wings to steel: How companies are mitigating inflation - Yahoo F...
    Posted: 23 Feb 2021 at 8:12am
    From chicken wings to steel: How companies are mitigating inflation  Yahoo Finance


    Applebee’s New Virtual Chicken Wings Concept Will Differentiate Itself With C...
    Posted: 17 Feb 2021 at 8:30am
    Applebee’s New Virtual Chicken Wings Concept Will Differentiate Itself With Cheetos Flavors  Forbes


    The Perfect Pandemic Dinner: Air Fried Lemon Pepper Chicken Wings - The Banne...
    Posted: 22 Feb 2021 at 10:00am
    The Perfect Pandemic Dinner: Air Fried Lemon Pepper Chicken Wings  The Banner Newspaper


    Super Bowl recipes: How to make perfect chicken wings at home - SB Nation
    Posted: 4 Feb 2021 at 3:00am
    Super Bowl recipes: How to make perfect chicken wings at home  SB Nation


    The Worst Restaurant Chicken Wings | Eat This Not That - Eat This, Not That
    Posted: 10 Feb 2021 at 3:00am
    The Worst Restaurant Chicken Wings | Eat This Not That  Eat This, Not That


    Sunday Brunch: Chicken Wings and Buffalo Sauce - WGN TV Chicago
    Posted: 7 Feb 2021 at 3:00am
    Sunday Brunch: Chicken Wings and Buffalo Sauce  WGN TV Chicago


    Wing Stop gives away free chicken wings to Jackson customers - WJTV
    Posted: 18 Feb 2021 at 6:28pm
    Wing Stop gives away free chicken wings to Jackson customers  WJTV


    A massive chicken wing shortage is brewing - Restaurant Business Online
    Posted: 4 Feb 2021 at 3:00am
    A massive chicken wing shortage is brewing  Restaurant Business Online


    Buffalo Wings Named A Top 100 Iconic American Dish - wyrk.com
    Posted: 23 Feb 2021 at 9:03am
    Buffalo Wings Named A Top 100 Iconic American Dish  wyrk.com



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