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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Scarlett Johansson does Saucapalooza!

If BHON did Hollywood celebrity interviews...

Unlike so many self-righteous celebs who’ll gladly tell you why their vegan lifestyle choices are morally superior to yours, here’s Scarlett Johansson chugging beer and eating suicide wings while cursing like a sailor during an unusual youtube interview. I think we should make her an honorary BHON member!



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    Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...

    DerekJ: Pre-suffering. A unique two wing chemical reaction where the suicide wing does not taste hot, until the lower heat rated wing is consumed, then the suffering commences.

    Derek: Yeah I’d offer sound advice to whomever requires it.

    Rick: Do you have any dark beer other than Guinness?
    Waitress: Uhhh Guinness?

    Derek J: On the subject of raising kids... Everybody can fuck and most people shouldn’t.



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    ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
    SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
    TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
    PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
    EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
    DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.




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    Americans will eat more than a billion chicken wings Super Bowl Sunday; Rache...
    Posted: 24 Jan 2020 at 1:35am
    Americans will eat more than a billion chicken wings Super Bowl Sunday; Rachel Belle learns the history of the wing  MyNorthwest.com'Record year' predicted for chicken wing-eating during Super Bowl...


    Americans expected to eat 1.4 billion chicken wings during the big game - ABC...
    Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 4:47pm
    Americans expected to eat 1.4 billion chicken wings during the big game  ABC6OnYourSide.com


    Free Chicken Wings at Buffalo Wild Wings - womiowensboro.com
    Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 4:25pm
    Free Chicken Wings at Buffalo Wild Wings  womiowensboro.com


    Recipes Ideas for Healthy Chicken Wings to Spice Up Your Snack Game - Shape M...
    Posted: 21 Jan 2020 at 11:57am
    Recipes Ideas for Healthy Chicken Wings to Spice Up Your Snack Game  Shape Magazine


    6 Keto Chicken Wings Recipes That Are Perfect for Game Day - Health.com
    Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 5:36pm
    6 Keto Chicken Wings Recipes That Are Perfect for Game Day  Health.com


    Making Chicken Wings for Charity - WWLP.com
    Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 2:20pm
    Making Chicken Wings for Charity  WWLP.com


    No Super Bowl Sunday is complete without chicken wings | News, Sports, Jobs -...
    Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 2:04am
    No Super Bowl Sunday is complete without chicken wings | News, Sports, Jobs  NUjournal


    Jonesing for chicken wings? Check out Jersey City's top 3 spots - Hoodline
    Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 10:31am
    Jonesing for chicken wings? Check out Jersey City's top 3 spots  Hoodline


    Contact 2: Free Chicken Wings? Yes, If the Super Bowl Goes to Overtime - KTVI...
    Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 2:04pm
    Contact 2: Free Chicken Wings? Yes, If the Super Bowl Goes to Overtime  KTVI Fox 2 St. Louis


    These Hennessy Wings Are Out of This World! - KGO-TV
    Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 9:16pm
    These Hennessy Wings Are Out of This World!  KGO-TV



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    Mathieu Poirier: Excitement builds for Victoria Beer Week  Monday Mag


    Alex Rodriguez Joins Presidente As Chairman And Co-Owner To Pitch Dominican B...
    Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 1:53pm
    Alex Rodriguez Joins Presidente As Chairman And Co-Owner To Pitch Dominican Beer To The Masses  Forbes


    15 Lowest Calorie Beers - Low Carb Beers - GoodHousekeeping.com
    Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 5:25pm
    15 Lowest Calorie Beers - Low Carb Beers  GoodHousekeeping.com


    Inner Harbour beer store to close at end of month - The Kingston Whig-Standard
    Posted: 22 Jan 2020 at 5:00pm
    Inner Harbour beer store to close at end of month  The Kingston Whig-Standard


    Dog beer can: Motorworks Brewing helps shelter dogs find forever homes — by p...
    Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 7:45pm
    Dog beer can: Motorworks Brewing helps shelter dogs find forever homes — by putting their faces on beer cans  CBS News


    Penticton craft beer industry’s sudsy success lauded by travel giant - Global...
    Posted: 16 Jan 2020 at 8:27pm
    Penticton craft beer industry’s sudsy success lauded by travel giant  Global News


    Surreal Brewing 'reduces the stigma' of non-alcoholic beer - BeverageDaily.com
    Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 4:46am
    Surreal Brewing 'reduces the stigma' of non-alcoholic beer  BeverageDaily.com


    Langley brewery renames beer as tribute to local Vegas shooting victim - Mapl...
    Posted: 23 Jan 2020 at 9:00pm
    Langley brewery renames beer as tribute to local Vegas shooting victim  Maple Ridge News


    More poisonings in Brazil linked to beer; officials urge extreme caution - Fo...
    Posted: 24 Jan 2020 at 12:09am
    More poisonings in Brazil linked to beer; officials urge extreme caution  Food Safety News


    Beer sales bolster Festival fundraising - Chatham Voice
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