"When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory.. I don’t remember what I chose."
-- Anon --

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Well folks, it’s that time of the year again when we celebrate another milestone for our group.
This year BHON turns 24!!!
Who knew we’d be spending it in the midst of a world-wide pandemic?!?

Normally I would be more enthusiastic about such an occasion, but with this whole coronavirus bullshit going on we’re all just living day to day at the moment. I don’t think anyone is looking back on 2020 with any fondness and everyone is wondering when this will finally be over. We are all thankful that most of our favourite wing establishments have managed to survive through the shutdown and hopefully can continue to hang on once patio season winds down.

Nonetheless, join us Thursday, September 17th at Hooligan’s in Stamford plaza to help us celebrate. Perhaps there might be Guinness or chicken wings or something along those lines. Don’t forget your face masks, hand sanitizer, social distancing and blah blah blahbity blah blah. Fucking covid......

Derek M: Do these look like women’s sunglasses with the silver part? BHON Chorus: To the tune of Rolling Stones Paint it Black: I see my sunglasses and I want them painted black No colors anymore I want them to turn black I see the girls department with their summer shades I have to turn my head until my embarassment goes....

As the pandemic continues, we’d like to remind everyone to continue to follow proper social distancing and hand washing procedures to prevent the spread of the virus. 

But really....here’s just some pictures of tits because all this all this coronavirus bullshit has me depressed.