"Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink." -- Whitstran Brewery --
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Niagara Region was right in the path of Titality!
BHON Random Pics and Quotables du Jour!
Mike B: A Shakespearian Performance by ED! - ALASS POOR YORICK I KNEW HIM HORTIO FELLOW OF INFINTIE JEST MOST EXCELLONT FNCY HE HATH BORED ME ON HIS BRACK THOUSAND TIME AND NOW HOW A BHORRD IN MY IMAGATION IT IS! MY GORGE RISE A TIT. See more this fall in Stratford @ ED IN THE PRAK!
The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Wing Slams:
Quotables:
Most of us: I hate short weeks. People try to cram 5 days of stupid into 4. And they usually succeed.
The collective: Let’s try a place we haven’t been to in a while. Oh wait, they want reservations. Oh wait, you can only stay for 2.5 hours. Oh look, they have a band that night. Um yea, not going to happen.
And this is why we stick to certain places.
Radioactive Man: Why don’t these quotes change?
Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...
DerekJ: Pre-suffering. A unique two wing chemical reaction where the suicide wing does not taste hot, until the lower heat rated wing is consumed, then the suffering commences.
Wing Terms:
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score. PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle. EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity. DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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