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Manhattan Bar & Grill
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Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill
Hooligan’s Sports Bar
Silks Country Kitchen
The Eager Beaver
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar


The 100 Club
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Bugsy’s
Manhattan Bar & Grill
Romby’s


The Good
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Bezo’s Bar and Grill
Big Marco’s
Butler’s Sports Bar
Canalside Pub & Eatery
Cat’s Caboose
Cheers - Welland
Chippawa House
Clancy’s Sports Bar
Cracker Jack’s
Don Cherry’s Sports Bar
Fat Louie’s
Gagster’s
Grand Central Bar & Grill
Hooligan’s Sports Bar
Hooters - Niagara v2
Iggy’s Pub & Grub
JJ Kapps
Jo Blo’s Bar & Grill
Kaz’s St. Paul Street Pub
Kelsey’s
Kim’s Wooden Nicol
Kully’s Original Sports Bar
Merchant Ale House
Mick And Angelo’s
Moe’s - Port Colborne
Olde Angel Inn
Olle’s Ale House
Patrick Sheehan’s Pub
Pie Guys Pizzeria
Rickijo’s
Rikochez Pub & Eatery
Sandtrap Pub and Grill
Scorecard Harry’s
Sideline Social Kitchen & Bar
Silks Country Kitchen
Stirling Niagara Pub & Eatery
Tailgates Bar & Grill
Taps on Queen
Teddy’s Food, Fun & Spirits
The Beach
The Butcher & Banker
The Courtyard Bar & Grill
The Eager Beaver
The Feathery Pub
The Forty Public House
The Irish Harp Pub
The Judge & Jester
The Lazy Lizard
The Moose and Goose
The Mouse Trap
The Overtime Pub
The Queen’s Guard Pub v2
The Reeb House
The Regency Athletic Resort
The Rex Hotel
The Riverside Tavern
The Usual Suspects
Trailside Bar & Grill
Upper Deck Taphouse & Grill
Wild Wing
Wrigley’s Sports Lounge


The Bad
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Boston Pizza
Donnelly’s Irish Pub
Ivan’s Bar
Jack Astor’s
Mustang’s Bar & Grill
Relax Bar
The Belleview
Y-Not Again


The Ugly
Out of Business!
All Stars Tap and Grillhouse
Arizona’s
Badda Bing Roadhouse
Barzooka’s
Big Daddy’s
Blazing Saddles Roadhouse
Brewins Pub
Brooklyn’s
Buffalo Wing & Pizza
Carley’s
Cat’s Kitchen and Bar
Chaplain’s
Cheers Tap & Grill
Christina’s
Crabby Joe’s - St. Cath
Crabby Joe’s - Welland
Da Bar
Domenic’s Resto Bar
Duff’s Pizzeria
Freddees
Fregos Grillhouse & Bar
Fugly’s Cafe and Pub
Gord’s Place
Hallett’s
Hemingway’s
Honey’s St. Catharines
Hoops Sports Bar
Hooters - Brampton
Hooters - Niagara
J Tapps Bar & Eatery
Kahunaville
Kelly’s Winghouse
London Arms
Mac’s Sports Bar
Mackinaw’s Tap & Grill
Malibu Jacks
Moe’s - St. Catharines
Monty’s Pub
Mystic Jacks
Neighbourhood Pizza
O’Reillys
Phase One
Players
Port Mansion
Queen’s Guard Pub
Regal Begal
Schnitzel Corner Tavern
Shoeless Joe’s
Sizzlin’ Charlies
Somebuddy’s
Southside Frankies
St. George Arms
St. Louis Bar & Grill
Sudzz
Syndicate Restaurant
Taste of the Caribbean
The Boathouse
The Brownstone Pub
The Bull Market
The Cadillac Ranch
The Casa
The Celtic Pub
The Cock and Pheasant
The Daily Planet
The Dog Pound v1.0
The Dog Pound v2.0
The Duck (Golden Pheasant)
The Dusty Rhino
The Elbow Room
The Flats Bar & Grill
The Geekery Pub
The Griffon Pub
The Honest Lawyer (Downtown)
The Honest Lawyer (Hartzel)
The Kilt & Clover - Beamsville
The Lion Tavern
The Mad Hatter
The Montrose Inn
The Pepper Pot
The Red Hot Chili Pepper
The Red Onion Bar & Eatery
The Street Tap & Eatery
Time Out
Titanic Pub
TJ’s Sports Bar
Tricky Nicks
United Arms
Villa Paradiso
Wacky Wings
Wild Mushroom Bar & Grill
Winchester Arms
Wrigley’s Field


Wings Across the World
Buffalo Wild Wings
Damone’s
Darby’s Public House
Gargoyles Pub & Grill
Hooters - Madison WI
Howe Sound Brewing
Mulligan’s Pub
Nedley’s
Old Chicago
Pargo’s
St. Louis Bar & Grill (Toronto)
The 49 Club
The Barker Brew Co
The Blarney Stone
The Brazen Head
The Cricketer’s
The Great Dane
The Norfolk Tavern
The Porterhouse Brew Company
The Temple Bar
The Vat House Pub
The Whitfield


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Wheel Of PBBBBT!







Last night a very attractive young woman asked me if I preferred breasts or legs. I told her I what I really liked was a shaved snatch! Apparently I’m not welcome at that KFC anymore.
-- Unknown --

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:

August 2025 is Sydney Sweeney Month!

So to be honest, I really don’t know much about Sydney Sweeney. Apparently she’s caused a social media frenzy recently by posing for some jeans ad, and basically being a hot blonde with big tits. For some reason, hot blondes with big tits aren’t kosher in America anymore. The woke crowd decided it was unacceptable to be a hot blonde with big tits and have been relentlessly mocking and condemning her for her hotness and big tits. 

Well fortunately this is the BHON page and not corporate America, where hot blondes with big tits are perfectly welcome. The woke can have all the representation they want...like heart disease and diabetes. We’re fine with the big tits over here thank you!  So keep being hot with big tits Sydney! You do you! You have our support 100%!



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Date: Member: Location: Intersection: Parking:
September 4th, 2025Grumpy TrioBugsy’sLake and LakeshoreMore than enough even if you are blind
September 18th, 2025Anniversary CommitteeManhatten’sScott and VineHopefully there is some
October 2nd, 2025Shocked groupClubhouse night at Mike B’sSomewhere between the creek and the orchardOver the river and through the woods


Wing Awards:

  • The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be a permanent fixture)



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    Somebody : Where should we go? IDK, spin the wheel of wings. Wheel of wings? All I see is the wheel of Pbbt! It’s literally right above it. I guess I’m focused on other things ;)

    Everybody: Hey Steve taste this!

    Most of us: I hate short weeks. People try to cram 5 days of stupid into 4. And they usually succeed.

    The collective: Let’s try a place we haven’t been to in a while. Oh wait, they want reservations. Oh wait, you can only stay for 2.5 hours. Oh look, they have a band that night. Um yea, not going to happen. And this is why we stick to certain places.

    Radioactive Man: Why don’t these quotes change?



    Wing Terms:

    DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
    CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
    EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
    ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
    SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
    TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
    PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
    EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
    DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.




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