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Don’t worry; it only seems kinky the first time. -- Words of the Wise --
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
Trying out a new BHON spot this week - Joe Blo’s on St. Paul West (Former Mystic Jacks). For those arriving from out of town, keep in mind the CN Bridge on St. Paul is closed so you can’t get there from downtown. Take the Martindale exit from the QEW, then head south past the Canadian Tire on Louth Street, and turn left at the Tim Horton’s at the top of the hill!
Waitress at the Duck: I have to get off the crack! Derek J: Did she say she wants to get off the cock? Mike G: She said she wants to get your cock off.
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- April - 2024: Hooligan’s Sports Bar, Niagara Falls
- February - 2024: Silks Country Kitchen, Virgil
- February - 2024: The Eager Beaver, Niagara Falls
- December - 2023: Cat’s Kitchen and Bar, Niagara Falls
- September - 2023: Romby’s, St Catharines
- June - 2023: Monty’s Pub, St Catharines
- May - 2023: Merchant Ale House, St Catharines
- April - 2023: Sandtrap Pub and Grill, NOTL
- April - 2022: Cat’s Caboose, St Catharines
- March - 2022: Bugsy’s, St Catharines
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The Weasel: For finally fucking off. (Note this award is to be
a permanent fixture)
Most of us: I hate short weeks. People try to cram 5 days of stupid into 4. And they usually succeed.
The collective: Let’s try a place we haven’t been to in a while. Oh wait, they want reservations. Oh wait, you can only stay for 2.5 hours. Oh look, they have a band that night. Um yea, not going to happen.
And this is why we stick to certain places.
Radioactive Man: Why don’t these quotes change?
Steve: When it gets hard it expands then it hits the back of your throat and you start gagging...
DerekJ: Pre-suffering. A unique two wing chemical reaction where the suicide wing does not taste hot, until the lower heat rated wing is consumed, then the suffering commences.
DBSP: Drunken Bar Slob Percentile - method for rating wingery
CPU: Defined as a Continuing Poultry Unit - 10 mild or 2 "911" hot
EVFL: Environmental Flatulance Level - 2 part - sound/scent
ROFAR: Ring of Fire Alarm Rating - 4 alarm - very hot
SAF: Sauce Adhesion Factor - 1:1 is optimal
TAVAR: T+A Value Added Resource - The "view" helps the score.
PBBBBT!: Nude female skydiver sound effect. No whistle.
EVOG: Early Victim of Gravity.
DUFF: Designated Ugly Fat Friend.
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